All right, class.
These progress reports will let you know how you're doing in English so far, and for many of you I use the word "progress" loosely.
Please let it be an "a".
Please let it be an "a".
Please let it be a "c".
Please let it be a "c".
Mr.
Gerkin, the fast food industry is booming and offers a bright future.
- This is great.
- This is terrible.
- I got a "b".
- So did I.
I can't believe I got a real "b".
As opposed to what? A "d" that I have to write another "d" on top of to make it look like a "b".
Mr.
Dingwall, can I ask you a quick question? You just did.
Goodbye.
No, actually it's about my grade.
I was kind of expecting an "a".
"A"-- the same letter that begins the words "annoying" and "adios.
" Can you just explain to me why I got a "b"? English is my best subject.
Although my math and science teachers would argue with that.
Here's another one-- aloha.
Good Luck Charlie hey, ready for your basketball game? Do I have to go? All we ever do is lose.
That is not true.
Sometimes you forfeit.
Oh, honey, it's important to think positive.
True, you've lost 11 games in a row and you're dead last in the league, but-- I don't know where I'm going with this.
Bad news, Gabe.
I can't coach your game today.
Just got an emergency extermination call.
What's the big emergency? Ladybug infestation.
Aww.
Oh, sure, one's cute.
Thousands-- unspeakable horror.
So I guess without a coach we won't be able to play our game today.
Hey, wait a minute.
I can coach.
That's cute, honey, but coaching's a little more complicated than you might think.
Oh, honey, I can lose just as good as you can.
What am I saying? I can't coach.
I have mommy & me with Charlie.
I could take Charlie to mommy & me.
Honey, that's cute, but mommy & me is a little more complicated than you might think.
Actually, it's really not.
You go ahead and take her.
All right, honey, looks like you're in.
Here's the playbook.
Now this might be a little over your head, so just do your best.
Xs are our team.
Os are the other guys.
Okay, the xs have lost - Right.
- We're gonna be the os this week.
Hi, Charlie, it's your big sister Teddy here.
Or should I say big failure Teddy? I just wanted to show you how sad I look after I got my first "b".
And I just want to show you how happy I look when I got my first "b".
Whoo! Sorry you had to see that.
I do not deserve a "b".
I felt the same way.
You know, I know why Dingwall gave me a bad grade.
He just doesn't like me.
You know, that could be.
Whenever he talks to you, he makes a face like somebody just cut one.
But it's not fair.
I never cut one.
It's always gerkin.
So what if Dingwall doesn't like you? Who cares? I care.
No one's ever not liked me before.
I don't mean to be conceited, but likable people like me are liked.
It's just a fact.
As long as you're not conceited.
I know what I gotta do-- get Dingwall to like me.
I know what I gotta do-- more dancing.
I still got some happy left in me.
You'd better watch out if I ever get an "a".
- Hey, dad.
- Hey, how was mommy & me? It was awesome.
The moms loved me.
I told them some jokes, made them laugh, taught them how to change their ringtones.
Did Charlie have a good time? I don't know.
I wasn't really watching her.
So? How bad was it? It was terrible.
It was terrible for the other team because we won! We won.
Ooh ooh! I don't believe it.
Where's Gabe? He went out for ice cream with the rest of the team, right after they carried me to my car, chanting "amy! Amy!" Really, such a fuss.
Did the other team just not show up? Oh, they showed up, but they wish they hadn't.
Kapow! That's amazing.
Actually, it wasn't as hard as you thought.
I just told the boys to go out there and have fun.
Did you at least use the playbook? Absolutely.
The bench was freezing, so I sat on it.
Hello.
Hey, Angie.
Look, I'm sorry I couldn't make it to mommy & me-- you want to talk to p.
J.
? I think he's here.
Hang on a sec.
- P.
J.
- Yeah? Hello.
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