Isn't this nice? We're all here together sharing family time.
Mom, please.
"celebrity pet castle" is on.
Who would have thought a show about celebrity pets.
Living together in a castle would be so great? Last week, howie mandel's cat.
- Ate one of jack black's guppies.
- Oh, cool.
- I was thinking we could turn the tv off.
- Wait! Not now.
- They're starting with an elimination! - I'll get the popcorn.
I would not want to be beyonce's hamster right now.
What? Mouse! I saw a mouse! It was like this big.
And your high-pitched girl scream scared it away.
Hey hey hey, look at this.
Mouse droppings.
Oh, bill.
That's a rocky mountain grey Female About to be a mother.
That is just gross.
I do not want a mouse or mouse babies in this house.
Aw, mouse babies.
Ew! Don't worry about it.
It's not a problem.
You know what? Have a seat.
Watch a master exterminator in action.
Or we could get back to the show.
Simon cowell's turtle is coming out of his shell.
Oh! today's all burnt toast running late, and dad says has anybody seen my left shoe? I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud there it is up on the roof I've been there, I've survived so just take my advice hang in there, baby things are crazy but I know your future's bright hang in there, baby there's no maybe everything turns out all right your life is up and down but trust me, it comes back around you're gonna love who you turn out to be hang in there, baby.
.
Ah, this thing is so frustrating.
- Dad, can I get a new phone? - Nope.
Daddy.
Can I please get a new phone, please? Well, since you put it like that No.
But this old phone is useless.
I can't download apps, I can't post status updates.
The only thing I can do on it is talk.
Nobody does that anymore.
Okay, you want a new phone? There you go.
New phone.
Unlimited minutes.
And it squeaks.
Good for you, dad.
Tell the princess no for once.
Excuse me, but this princess.
Spends a lot less time on her hair than you do.
What's your problem, anyway? My problem is everything gets handed to you.
This is like the first time in history something didn't go your way.
Look, honey, if you want a phone, get a job.
I'm only 15.
What kind of job could I get? All right, you know what? There's all sorts of dogs in the neighborhood.
- You could walk dogs.
- Or? Or not get a new phone.
Teddy, a job isn't just about money.
It's also about self-worth and dignity.
Wow.
Okay, everybody, we are off to our music class.
You look so cute.
Aww, charlie, did you hear what your big sister said about you? I was talking to you, mom.
Oh, you're so sweet.
And you're not getting a phone.
Okay, people, the fried chicken business has taken a hit.
Apparently fried is now bad for your health.
So we need to think of ways of increasing our sales.
Dazzle me! You.
How about we introduce tacos to our menu? Too easy, too expected.
Push it, people.
Punch it! Yeah? How about we fry up other, cheaper kinds of meat.
And tell people it's chicken, only it's not chicken? We're already doing that.
You had number three lately? Work with me, minimum wagers.
- Give me something! - What do you got, j.
P.
? - It's p.
J.
- Whatever.
Go.
Well, what if weive the business a face? Someone who is kwikki chikki.
Someone to put on posters and bags and buckets.
- Like bobby burger.
- I like bobby burger.
He always eathe burgers.
See? That is what we're missing.
We don't have a mr.
Kwik! Mr.
Kwik? Mr.
Kwik.
Tell me more.
Well, he should be an employee.
Probably young, good looking, - Healthy.
- You're thinking me, right? Or someone young, Good looking, healthy.
Mr.
Kwik.
I'm going to sleep on it.
All right, people, doors open in 10, so look lively.
Oh, and what is that smell? - That's our chicken.
- Oh.
You never get used to it.
What are you doing, dad? I am loading the mouse trap with a tasty little snack.
Of peanut butter and horror.
You haven't caught that thing yet? Kids, let me explain something to you.
Now I'm not just a guy who catches things.
Clearly.
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