Okay, Charlie, what do you say when you get in trouble? Uh-oh.
Oh, Charlie just made an uh-oh? I just changed you.
No, Charlie didn't do anything.
I'm just sampling her.
"sampling" means I'm recording all the words she says.
So I can play them back.
Oh, we used to do that.
We called it tape-recording.
Check it out.
Mine, yes, no, cookie, Nana.
Dad, you promised you'd take me driving today.
To be fair, I promise a lot of things I don't deliver on.
Yeah, but you can't keep putting this off.
My driver's test is in three days, and you haven't taken me out once.
No, I know, I know.
You explained it all to me.
While I was trying to read in the bathroom.
You were outside the door while dad was in the bathroom? That's how much I want it.
Bob, take her driving already.
All right, fine.
Let's go.
Boy, I tell you, nothing good ever happens when I leave the bathroom.
Bye-bye.
Bye bye bye-bye.
- What's that? - Just in case you don't make it back.
today's all burnt toast running late, and dad says has anybody seeny left shoe? I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud there it is up on the roof I've been there, I've survived so just take my advice hang in there, baby things are crazy but I know your future's bright hang in there, baby there's no maybe everything turns out all right your life is up and down but trust me, it comes back around you're gonna love who you turn out to be hang in there, baby.
P.
J.
, what did you get Teddy for her birthday? - Birthday? - Your sister's turning 16.
We're having a surprise party for her tonight.
Well, it's working, 'cause I'm surprised.
The party starts at 7:00.
You have to get her a present, and something nice.
- How about? - Not another sock puppet.
You have to get her something too.
Whoa whoa, what did I just walk into? Mom says we have to buy Teddy a birthday present.
What about a dog? I bet she'd like a dog.
I'm serious.
You have to get her something.
What about a dog? I bet she'd like a dog.
Gabe, is there a dog in my house? Maybe.
He followed me home, mom.
Can we keep him? No.
I've told you I do not want a dog in this house.
Mom, please.
Horsy.
No, honey.
It's actually a doggie.
Who just made a horsy-sized uh-oh.
Sorry, Teddy.
I've made my decision and it's final.
Dad, that's so unfair.
Mom, dad says I can't get my license.
- What? Why not? - Because she's not ready.
Well, my driving instructor thinks I am.
He says I'm doing great.
The man works for the public schools.
He's got nothing to live for.
Mom, can you say something? Teddy honey, I'm sorry, But your father has a very small area of authority And unfortunately for you, Teaching you kids to drive is part of it.
So what else is in that area? Barbecuing.
That's it.
Dad, please.
I really want to get my license the day I turn 16.
Look, it's not gonna happen, all right? So until further notice, there's gonna be no driving.
Sorry.
Can I have the keys, please? Here.
I can't believe I stood outside the bathroom door for this.
Hey.
You're on my side, right? - Honey.
- Yeah? Why am I talking to a dog? He followed Gabe home.
But don't worry.
I made it very clear.
We are not keeping him.
Hey, you know something? He kind of reminds me of your Uncle stan.
- What? - The wet nose and the bloodshot eyes.
Come on, he Oh, now I see it.
P.
J.
, I have a question.
Was dad out of control when he was teaching you how to drive? No no, he was very mellow.
Then what is his problem? Well, hair loss, kills bugs for a living There's so much to choose from.
Well, whatever it is, why did he have to take it out on me? I don't know.
Maybe you're a bad driver.
No, I'm a good driver.
I was the only kid in driver's ed.
Who didn't barf during the splattered brains movie.
Actually I have a question for you.
I have a friend who is turning 16.
And I have to buy her a birthday present.
Mm, well, I know your friend wouldn't want a sock puppet.
Okay.
Well, what would she want? Well, She'd probably like boots, Like from that cool store at the mall, But not the black ones with the purple trim.
She already has those.
I'm just guessing.
Oh hi, Mrs.
Dabney.
I see you people have a dog now.
Oh, I'm doing fine, thanks.
How are you? Let me explain something to you.
Your dog makes my Cat nervous.
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