Well, Charlie, today is a very special day.
- It's your first birthday! The whole family's excited to celebrate.
Happy Birthday, sweetie.
- I love you, baby girl.
- You're the best.
I'm just here for the cake.
Well, four out of the five Duncans are excited.
Okay, who wants to give Charlie - Her first present? - Oh, I do, I do! I think p.
J.
Wants to go first.
Okay, you know how you said she needed something to sleep in? Well Get it? P.
J.
's pjs.
- Pretty cool, huh, dad? - Yeah, they're great.
I'm glad you like them-- because there was a two-for-one deal Happy early birthday, dad.
Boy, those are gonna be tough to regift.
- Your turn, Gabe.
- It's in the brown bag on the table.
Oooh, nice presentation.
"die, zombies, die"? Hey, you're never too young to learn how to kill zombies.
- Okay, I'm next.
- All right, let's see what we have here.
So pretty.
Oh, baby.
Teddy, that is so sweet.
Well, it's no "die, zombies, die.
" Hey, that's the picture we took the day Charlie was born.
- What a crazy day, huh? - It didn't start out that way.
I remember how excited I was to be carrying my little bundle of joy.
Oh, I can't wait to get this thing out of here! You heard her-- get out.
She's talking about the baby.
Right, mom? Whoa, what is that smell? I'm pregnant.
I have gas.
Deal with it.
No, not that.
It's worse.
No, actually that smell is coming from your lunch.
Dad made his famous egg salad for your fishing trip today.
Egg salad? Even the fish hate the smell of that.
And they smell like fish.
Hey, p.
J.
, you ready to go have some fun? Yeah, but I have to go fishing with you.
Oh, hey, dad, can you drop me off at school? Ivy and I are doing our children's theater thing today - And we need to get into costumes.
- Sure.
Oh, and, Gabe, if you're not doing anything you can come see it.
I wrote it, you know? It's a delightful fable About people from different worlds Who overcome their differences and become friends.
Wow You actually made the fishing trip sound fun.
today's all burnt toast running late, and dad says has anybody seen my left shoe? I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud there it is up on the roof I've been there, I've survived so just take my advice hang in there, baby, things are crazy but I know your future's bright hang in there, baby there's no maybe everything turns out all right your life is up and down but trust me, it comes back around you're gonna love who you turn out to be hang in there, baby.
Good Luck Charlie A little more.
And one for good luck.
Oh oh! Really? Can't you at least wait until I finish my waffle? Okay, we'll do it your way.
Bob, honey, it's time.
The baby's coming.
What?! You're not due for another three weeks.
I'm in the middle of the lake.
Would you please just calm down? I've done this three times already.
I can do it a fourth.
And just so we're clear, there will not be a fifth.
PJ, we've got to get to the hospital.
- No no no, you can't stand up in the canoe.
- Why not? - Becau-- Hi, um, this is Amy Duncan.
I'm calling for Dr.
Singh.
Yes, could you please let him know that I have gone into labor? And to meet me at the hospital? Okay, thank you very much.
Bye-bye.
Okay, we're gonna do this barefoot.
Let's go have a baby.
Mom! Hello? Is anyone home? Then no one can tell me not to do this.
Mmm! Mmm.
Okay, I tipped over the boat.
How many times can I say I'm sorry? We've got a 45-mile drive to the hospital, I guess we'll find out.
- Whoa! Whoa.
- Is that a bear? - In the truck? How'd he get in there? I don't know, son.
Why don't you ask him? - How do we get him out? - We don't.
He's the bear.
He makes the decisions.
Dad, you're an exterminator.
You should deal with this.
I will-- when he loses 600 lbs and fits in a mousetrap.
How are we gonna get to the hospital? Start walking.
Come on, let's go.
Oh, man! He ate all the egg salad sandwiches.
Oh, yes! I love that bear.
Oh, good, Halloween's come early this year.
Who are you two supposed to be? I'm Frankenstein and she's Gretel.
It's for a play I wrote.
I don't get it.
Neither did the audience.
What are you talking about? No, the kids loved it.
Are you out of your flat head? It was a disaster.
- Then why were they cheering? - Because we had to leave early.
We're here to see Amy Duncan.
Right in there.
When Hansel and Dracula get here I'll send them in.
- Hey, mom.
- Hi, Frankenstein.
Hi-- I had the same reaction when I saw this wig.
Contraction.
- Are you okay? - Super, great.
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