Now, don't forget, everyone, Wednesday night is Teddy's birthday and we're gonna have cake and ice cream.
- Woo-whoo! - Yay! Yay.
Oh, man, I never know what to get you.
Just get me a gift card.
Oh, gift cards when you care enough to do the very least.
You know, in some cultures, this is when you'd stop being supported by your parents.
Then how do they get their money? From their grandparents? Oh, by the way, dad, I need Oh, me too.
You know, guys, it's kind of not special when you're telling me how much I'm getting right in front of me.
And also, can it be $30? Can I have money too, Daddy? Oh, they grow up so fast.
Today's all burnt toast running late and dad jokes.
"Has anybody seen my left shoe?" I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud.
There it is up on the roof.
I've been there, I survived.
So just take my advice.
Hang in there, baby things are crazy.
But I know your future's bright.
Hang in there, baby, there's no maybe.
Everything turns out all right.
Sure life is up and down.
But trust me, it comes back around.
You're gonna love who you turn out to be.
Hang in there, baby.
- Hi.
- Hey, you.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry! Do I still smell like skunk? No, it's not that.
I just, I haven't told my dad that we're dating yet.
And a little.
Well, when are you gonna tell him? I want to tell the world.
If I was back home, I'd have your name on the water tower by now.
A water tower? That sounds serious.
Oh, it is.
Especially if you get caught by deputy Jim Bob.
Anyways, when are you gonna tell him? - It seems like your dad likes me.
- Well, yeah, I just I don't know.
I've never dated anyone that works for him before.
That's good news.
I've seen some pictures of Vern.
Okay.
I'm gonna tell him.
I just want to make sure that he's in a good mood when I do it.
Main menu, billing! Bill-ing! Billing! Now's not that time.
Gabe Duncan, you are going.
No, I'm not, and you can't make me.
Bob, talk to your son.
If you can't make me go, what are the odds that he can? He refuses to go clothes shopping with me.
And what's so bad about it? It's embarrassing.
You're always spinning me around, tucking things in, saying things like, is that too tight in the crotch? Sometimes I say "crotch" just to see that look on your face.
If I have to go shopping, can dad at least take me? There, you see, he just wants to spend time with his old man.
Don't get a big head.
You're just the lesser of two evils.
Before turning on your mixers, please make sure they're on the proper settings or That will happen.
I'm sorry, Chef.
As usual, Potty Thank you for being the "don't" part of our lesson.
Winnie, what's going on with him? He's meaner than usual.
I don't know.
Class, I have an announcement to make.
The Wainwright Academy of Culinary and Kitchen Operations Has been bought out.
We are now owned by the Sakashimi Institute Of Culinary and Kitchen Operations.
Therefore, from now on Wacko Will be known as Sicko.
Oh, maybe that's what's stressing him out.
Oh, it's stressing me out too.
I just finished memorizing Wacko.
So we're having cake and stuff on my actual birthday.
And then on Saturday, Ivy's throwing me a surprise party.
If it's a surprise, how do you know about it? She invited me over Saturday night for a study date And then she giggled.
So, Spencer, there's something that I wanted to tell you.
My dad hired this new - Hi, dad.
- Oh, hey, Ted.
- Hi, Mr.
Duncan.
- Oh, hey, Spence.
- So you were telling me something? - Oh, it can wait.
Hey.
Spencer, you remember that itch I had? The one I kept scratching in front of you? Burned into my brain, Sir.
Yeah, well, you won't ever see that again because I went to the doctor and got me some ointment.
Or was it a salve? Amy! My butt stuff, what is that called?! Talk to you later.
Charlie, honey, your lunch is ready.
What's this? It's Teddy's birthday present.
You got her a rock? She doesn't have one.
Well, that's true.
You know what else Teddy might like? A little necklace.
Like maybe you could make one with some string, and macaroni, some glitter.
Sounds like a lot of work.
I'm sure whatever you get Teddy she will love.
Um, also, just so you know for Mother's Day I already have a rock.
Hey.
How'd it go at the Mall? Fine, yeah.
Tell her about your shirt.
Dad picked out a shirt for me.
Tell her what you said about it.
I said it was cool.
Don't go crazy about this.
You just didn't fail.
When we were paying for our stuff The sales clerk said, that's a nice shirt.
You must be one of those cool, hip dads.
Really? She said that? She said, "nice shirt".
I kind of made up the rest.
Did she even say, nice shirt? Nope.
Chef, what are you doing here? I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd pay a visit to my favorite student.
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