Gravity Falls S01E14 Bottomless Pit In this land of ours, there are many great pits, but none more bottomless than the bottomless pit, Which as you can see here, is bottomless.
Question.
Is it bottomless? Kids, could one of you try explaining this to Soos? Grunkle Stan, why are we here again? To dispose of things that we don't want.
So long, mystery shack suggestion cards.
Goodbye, creepy love letters from Lil' Gideon.
Die! Die! What are you doing? Throwing stuff, dude.
Everyone's doing it! What you got there, Mabel? It's just my personal box of mysterious secrets.
Nothing worth wondering about! Goodbye forever! Grunkle Stan, do I really have to be the one to point out that a bottomless pit is, by definition, impossible? Says you! Well, I guess we'll never know.
Aah! It's some sort of invisible pushing force! Quick! Everyone back to the shack! I'm not done getting rid of these yet! Grunkle Stan! No! Almost almost almost So, anyone wanna scream some more? Where are we? We're somewhere where it looks like we're nowhere.
We're gonna land on something eventually.
Could be any second now! Well, it looks like we're down here for the long haul.
Who wants to see some card tricks? Ta-da! Hey! Maybe we should pass the time by tellin' stories.
I've got a story! It's called: "The time Grunkle Stan got us all thrown into a bottomless pit.
Where we spent the rest of our natural lives!" Go on.
Come on, Dipper, you can do better than that.
Fine.
I'll tell you a story, A story I'd like to call: Voice over.
Ready? Spin the pig! Whoo! Hey, Grunkle Stan, ever kissed a pig before? I'm not gonna answer that question.
Guys! Guys! I think I just got bit by a snake! I need you to get me to a hospital quick! What? What's so funny? Uh, sorry, it's just hard to focus on what you're saying with that squeaky puberty voice you got there.
My what? It's nothing to be ashamed of, Dipper.
Your voice is hilarious.
Are you saying my voice cracks? My voice doesn't crack.
Dude, no offense, but it cracks so much we've already made a techno remix out of it.
Nice to meet you.
My name's Dipper Pines.
P-p-pines, Pines, Pines.
Nice to meet you.
P-p-pines, Pines, Pines.
Do I really sound like that? Oh! Here comes my favorite part! Stop it, guys! Gimme that! Spin the pig! Ugh! Even my sighs sound weird.
- Hello there! - Aah! I couldn't help but overhear yer sitchy-ation! Old man McGucket! Part-time inventor! Why did you spit on your hand? I don't rightly know! Hey, I remember you! Your robot almost killed me! Come here! Follow me into this dark, dangerous alley! Lately I been a-tinkerizin' with a voice altering tonic, on account of my horrifyin' voice! You can run, but I'll still be in yer nightmares! This will really fix my voice? Thanks! Ah! Come mornin', you'll sound like a new man! If you survive.
Good morning, Dipper.
I did it! I did it! Now I have a new voice! 'morning, Mabel.
Who's my favorite Mabel? Who are you? What have you done with my brother? Dipper! I'll save you from this body-switching warlock! Mabel, it's me! This is my voice now.
I sound awesome.
Sound awesome.
I knew boys' voices changed, but this is weird.
Weird and bad.
Mabel, this is the best thing that ever happened to me.
And just think of the prank calls.
Hello? Hello.
This is the president of the United States of America.
I'm calling to tell you What? Who is this? Ho-ho-ho! Magnificent! Mabel no like.
How you diddly doing, Soos? - Kill it! - Oh! Kill it with fire! Everyone flee! What gives, man? You guys all made fun of my old voice.
I thought you'd like the new one.
Dude, at least before you sounded like a real person.
Now you sound like some kind of weird commercial dude.
I'll find Stan.
He'll like my new voice.
You'll see! I'll be right back after these messages.
I, uh, I mean, goodbye.
Grunkle Stan.
Grunkle Stan! Where are you, Grunkle Stan? Huh? I'd know that voice anywhere! You're the guy who prank called me earlier! No.
No, I'm not.
I'm just a 12-year-old boy! You expect me to believe that, you crazy-voiced punk? W-wait! No! Aiyee! There's a prank caller on the loose! Let's get him! Yeah! Come on! Come on, let's get him! Escape! McGucket! Your invention was a catastrophe! That's probably why I live in the dump! My own sister didn't recognize me.
I scared away crowds! I even sound ridiculous when I cry.
Well, now, here's yer problem! I gave you the wrong drinky-majig! This one's for voiceover professional.
Ah! I'm sure I've got a better voice in here somewhere.
Good! Hurry up.
You got here just in time.
Come sundown, you'd have reverted back to your ridiculous old voice.
It was ridiculous, wasn't it? D-d-d-d-dipper Pines, That's me! This remix is dedicated to my brother.
Dipper, your voice is one of a kind.
Dude, I never heard anything like it.
R-r-remix over! You ready for yer new voice? This one should be permanent! Hey, guys.
- Dipper! - Oh, dude, you're back! Yeah.
I guess I realized that even though my voice might not be perfect, It's still mine, and I wouldn't change it for anything, Not even for whatever was in this new vial.
So what did you do with the rest of that potion? I dumped it in Stan's coffee.
Any of you kids seen my girdle? Where my girdle at? What? What's so funny? I'm Grunkle Stan! Kids laughin'.
Laughin' at their grunkle.
I spy, with my little eye, something that is Black! Ooh! Ooh! Everything.
Yay for Soos! Yay for Soos! Hey, guys, who wants to pass the time by spinning? Everyone spin! No.
Dipper's pain is funny, but I'm starting to get bored.
Soos, tell a story.
Really? Okay.
This story is called "Soos's really great pinball story.
" Is that a good title? Do they have to be, like, puns or whatever? Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! This is it, dudes.
After four long years of trying, I might finally get the high score on Stan's creepy old pinball machine.
If I do this, I'll go down in pinball history with the likes of Sal, Gaff, and of course Poo.
Have you ever tried maybe just tilting the machine? I don't know, dudes.
Isn't breaking the rules, like, against the rules? Nuts to the rules! Tilt! Tilt! Tilt! Failure.
You stink! All right, that's it.
Ready, kids? Tilt! Tilt! Tilt! Tilt! Quit tiltin', pardner.
Quit tiltin', pardner.
Tilt! Bull's eye! New high score! - Oh, yes! - All right! This is the best moment of my life.
This totally beats my old best moment.
That ain't right.
You cheated.
Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do about it? You're just a pinball game, pinball game.
Taunt, taunt.
Uh, guys? There's an awful lot of green lightning coming out of that game.
No, that's the normal amount of green lightning.
Ugh.
Five more minutes.
Aah! That's not a normal alarm clock.
Soos! We're inside the game! - Crazy.
- Sweet moses! Hushed exclamation of wonder.
Awesome! Boing! Boing! Boing! Dude, if this is a dream, I never wanna wake up! That can be arranged.
Welcome to tumbleweed terror, pardners! Hey, it's the skeleton cowboy guy.
Did you zap me into your game to congratulate me On getting the high score? I beat poo, dude.
Hardly.
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