Gravity Falls S01E18 Land Before Swine Focus, deputy.
Remember your trainin'.
Easy, easy You're almost there.
Dang it! I almost got the treasure! The time we spend together is treasure enough.
Hey! You feel that? Reckon we should report that.
Or go for a ride in our new convertible! Ladies and Gentlemen, Continuing our mystery tour, You'll see the world famous outhouse of mystery.
I got stuck in there once! Could I go to the bathroom? Save all questions until after the tour.
And up ahead if you look really closely-- Everybody get your cameras, You're gonna want to see this Finally, Waddles, We have the whole house to ourselves! What do you think, dance party? I'm not hearing a no! Uh-oh, cuddle time.
Ha ha ha! Waddles, can I tell you a secret? You're my favorite pig in the whole world.
Mabel! What are you doing on the floor? Being cute and great.
And I thought your brother was weird.
No, he's more like, "Oh! Let's solve a mystery! I kiss a pillow with Wendy's face drawn on it.
" Ha ha! That's pretty good! Kissin' a pillow.
Go! Go! Chew that pant leg! All right, outside.
Now! No! Grunkle Stan! It's not safe for waddles outside.
There's predators! And barbecuers! That's just the natural order.
It's not my fault your pig's potentially delicious.
He should be inside like a person.
People don't roll around in their own filth.
Except for Soos.
And we're the lesser for it! Maybe we're the ones who should be put outside.
Huh? Huh? Think about it! Today's the day, Soos.
Thanks for coming along on this mission.
Dude, it's an honor.
Today I'm sweating from heat and excitement.
There's something hiding in these woods.
Something big enough to rip the roof off a car.
If we get a photo of this thing, we'll be heroes! Yeah, we'll get all the babes.
You'll be fending off smooches with a stick! Ha ha! Shut up, man.
With a stick, dude.
Here.
Give me a boost.
Oof! Got it.
Uhh.
Is sap supposed to be this sticky? If everything goes according to plan, The creature will grab that steak, Cross through the string, And set off cameras a, b, and c.
And nothing can go wrong.
High five.
This was poorly planned.
- Hey, you! - Me? - Sick of constantly dropping your baby? - Yes! Hi! I'm Bobby Renzobbi, And what you need is the huggy wuvvy tummy bundle! I can hold ten babies at once! I know what you're thinkin'-- "Does it work for pigs?" Yeah, it does work for pigs, stupid! Feel your pig's heartbeat next to yours! It works for p-I-I-I-I-gs! Grunkle Stan! I'm off to get a huggy wuvvy tummy bundle! Yeesh! Isn't knitting matching sweaters for that pig enough? Nope.
Anyway, I need you to look after This little gentleman while I'm gone.
Not now, kid.
I got some tourists comin' through.
Grunkle Stan, I know you're not crazy about Waddles.
He's a fat, naked jerk! But you do care about me.
Promise me you won't let him outside? Fine! Yeah, yeah, I promise.
Thanks, Grunkle Stan! I'm watching you, pig.
We did it! It tripped the wire! Somewhere in these cameras is a photo of that creature! I'll go develop the film.
I'll go make us victory nachos.
Dipper and Soos for life! And here, ladies and gentlemen, Is our final exhibit, The most hideous creatures known to man! Oh, it's us! Right, right.
We We have fun here.
But seriously, folks, This is something.
I present to you A unicorn made out of corn: The cornicorn! I-I don't know.
I'm tired.
What the--?! What a rip-off! Kids, we're leaving.
No! Noooo! Grrr.
You! Come on, come on That's a wing! If camera b got the wing, Then the one that should have got the rest is Camera c! The creature! Who wants victory nachos? No! Dude, don't worry.
I only ate like a third of 'em.
Half of 'em.
I ate all of 'em, dude.
Just ten minutes without this pig in the house, Is that so much to ask? There.
If Mabel asks This never happened.
"Oh, but Grunkle Stan! It's not safe out there! There's predators!" Oh, brother.
I can't believe you, man! Sorry, dude.
I was just so excited! Nachos cause excitement.
Soos, no offense, but you gotta be more careful sometimes.
I'm mean, what are the odds we'll ever get another picture of the-- Dude, did you see that? That thing was a dinosaur, bro! How is it possible a dinosaur survived 65 million years? Did you see it, Mr.
Pines? - Mr.
Pines? - It-- - It took him.
- Took what? The pig.
It took Waddles.
What'd you say about waddles? Oh, whoa.
Awkward silence.
What's going on? Why are you standing around and where's Waddles? The good news is, you're gettin' a puppy! - What happened? - Well, see, Uh, when the-- The pig got eaten by a p-terodactyl, bro.
What?! Waddles? Waddles! Where did he go?! How did this happen?! Grunkle Stan, you didn't put him outside? What?! No! I didn't put him anywhere! I'm not acting suspicious! You're acting suspicious! - What's a pig?! - Then what happened? Uh, look, it went down like this, see? So there I was, in the living room Tenderly nursing him with only the richest of creams, When all of a sudden So I said Aaah! No dice, cowboy! I start punching him right in the face! But he played dirty.
That really happened.
Why?! Why couldn't you have taken me?!!! Oh, Grunkle Stan, you tried to save him! Uh, yep.
I'm a great man, all right.
You punched a pterodactyl in the face? I thought you didn't even believe in the supernatural.
Dinosaurs aren't magic.
They're just big lizards.
Get off my back! Oh, Waddles.
That's it.
No pterodactyl messes with my sister.
We're gonna go out there, catch him, and save your pig.
For Mabel, guys! For Mabel! But how do we even find the little guy? We follow that! Oh, sweet! Yes! Genius! Or, ya know, we could just call it a day, Maybe hit the pool hall or, uh Yeah! Let's go Save waggles! - Waddles.
- Him too.
All right! That p-terodactyl won't know what hit him.
Huh.
It's "Pterodactyl," Man.
Actually, nobody knows how to pronounce it Because no one was alive back in dinosaur days, So, uh-- Whoa! Almost ran over my own head there.
Mabel, we've gotta talk.
This is a really high-stakes mission And I'm a little worried about Soos coming along on this one.
I love the guy, but sometimes he Messes stuff up.
What?! Since when? Sorry, dude.
Sorry, dude.
Look! A fairy! Ha ha! Oh, sorry, dude, I killed that fairy.
Let him down easy.
This is so great! You and me, bro! Best friends, Fighting and potentially high-fiving dinosaurs.
Soos, look, I, uh I gotta tell you something.
Okay, but before you do, check out these matching shirts I made for us.
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