She's definitely a Wendy.
He is clearly a Sam.
Dad, I think I know my own plant.
She's a Wendy.
Carol, I went to medical school, okay? So, I think I can settle that.
That's a Wendy.
What are you two doing? Well, it's an experiment.
I've been talking to Wendy here and giving what's-his-name the silent treatment.
And we'll see which one grows faster.
- And the winner becomes tonight's salad.
- Dad.
There's a girl here for Mike.
Ben, did you just leave her standing outside? She's a girl, Mom.
What do you want me to do? Let her in? Sounds like you have some pretty strong feelings about girls.
No, I just don't like them.
Well, Ben, if a friend comes to the door you should let them in.
- Why, hello.
- Hi.
- Is Mike home? - Possibly.
Quite possibly.
Let me check.
Maggie? Please, come in.
Thanks.
Would you like to have a seat? I'm Maggie, Mike's mother.
This is Jason.
- Hello.
- Ben.
Carol.
- And you are? - Lisa.
I'm Mike's, like, friend.
You have to forgive him, he doesn't like girls.
Well, actually, I, like, don't consider myself a girl.
I consider myself a woman.
And rightly so, I'm sure.
I'll call Mike.
Mike.
I'm sorry, he doesn't seem to be here.
Guess he doesn't like girls, either.
We'll see about that.
So, Lisa.
Dip? - No.
- No.
Hey, Lisa what a pleasant surprise.
I was just in the neighborhood, breaking up with my old boyfriend.
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
He was just too immature.
- Was he younger than you? - No, he was 27.
What an amazing coincidence 'cause I was just up on the phone, breaking up with my old girlfriend.
She was 43.
Yeah, in dog years maybe.
You guys haven't seen Uncle Steve in a while.
Why don't you go take a walk by his place? Mike, your uncle Steve's in Connecticut.
So? And he's dead.
Should you guys go have a snack? Right, okay.
All right, come on, guys.
- Lisa, very nice to meet you.
- You, too.
See you, Maggie.
You don't mind if I call you Maggie, do you? No.
God, Dad, do you believe the top that girl was wearing? I didn't notice.
Come on, Dad, she might as well have had no shirt on at all.
Well, all things considered I'm glad she didn't choose to go that route.
Me, too.
Carol, why don't you take Ben and go outside.
- Why? - Because I need to talk to your father.
About Mike's friend with the major-league yabos? Out! Both of you.
What are we supposed to do outside? I don't care.
Talk to the lawn.
No.
It needs mowing as it is.
Did you see the top that girl was wearing? Jason, she's a tramp.
Come on, Maggie.
No.
I mean, I admit she doesn't dress with a lot of Clothing.
Taste.
But we don't know anything about the girl.
Jason, she was going out with a 27-year-old.
And that makes her a tramp? Well, maybe they shared the same interests.
That makes her a tramp.
Oh, Maggie.
Jason, she doesn't even giggle the way a 15-year-old is supposed to giggle.
Well, I'll call the National Guard.
You know what I mean.
When a 15-year-old girl comes to my door, asking for my son she should feel awkward and uncomfortable.
With this girl, I feel awkward and uncomfortable.
See, she giggles.
My mistake.
So, do you think you guys could leave? - Why? - So we can have some juice.
You mean, you can't have juice with us in the room? Fine, fine.
But I don't know why you guys bought a house with nine rooms if you're not gonna use them.
Subtle, Mike.
So anyway, when I told Ed I was breaking up with him, he, like, cried.
- It was so pathetic.
- Yeah, that is pathetic.
I, like, never cry.
Really? Well, once when a car rode over my foot, I winced.
You're, like, so cute, Mike.
Hey, what can I say? Yeah, I'm cute.
I'm damn cute.
Plus, Ed was like super possessive.
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