17. Truth Be Told (第1季)【完整台词】

Hey, honey, Hugh Grant has a- I'm in.

Okay, well, Alex has a cello lesson at 11:00 and Junior Congress at noon.

Doesn't she also have no boys at forever? Don't you have an eating disorder you need to attend to? Yeah, anyway, uh, we could see the 4:00 or the 6:20.

Oh, actually, that's no good.

I'm meeting my friend Denise for a drink.

Denise? Do I know Denise? Yeah.

You know, my old girlfriend.

Oh, my God.

Gross.

I can't even picture you with a woman.

- Thank you.

- You had a girlfriend before Mom? Try two.

Trust me.

I had plenty of fun in my time.

And then I met your mom.

And thank you.

So I guess she travels around selling makeup for a cosmetics company.

- She's in town for a week.

- She's like a door-to-door salesman? If you were doing it, they'd call it a dork-to-dork salesman.

Oh! My boy strikes like a rattlesnake! Oh, yeah? W-Well, you- Wow.

All right, well, we can see the movie tomorrow.

Come on.

It's time for your lesson.

You mean her second lesson, because she just got schooled.

What's wrong with me today? Shake it off, champ.

It's not your day.

[Manny] Hey.

Ay, good morning, papi.

Is it? Ay, you're still sad because of that audition.

That part was mine.

I was born to play Tevye.

Instead they give it to Rod Jackson? What does he know from suffering? - How we doing? - A little better.

But we're gonna go and throw ice cream at the problem.

Well, if that doesn't work, this should do the trick.

"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger.

" We can hang this in your room.

You can see it every morning, start to internalize it.

- Pretty soon nothing will keep you down.

- But it's not true.

- What are you talking about? - Lots of stuff that doesn't kill you makes you weaker.

My friend's grandfather had a heart attack.

Now he needs a machine to breathe.

I've seen him- at the supermarket.

Now he needs to drive one of those little, like- [lmitates Engine] - That's right.

Be negative.

- It's just not a good poster, Jay.

You're only making me stronger.

[Man] ♪ Hey, hey ♪ Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey Did you pack the bread for the ducks? Yes.

Not the whole-wheat kind.

The ducks don't like that.

They're ducks, Mitchell.

They don't care.

We both believe that animals should play a big part in Lily's life.

Having grown up on a farm, I was surrounded by them.

They were more like brothers and sisters than just, you know, livestock.

Delicious brothers and sisters.

Life on a farm- they know what they're getting into.

Eesh.

[Cell Phone Ringing] Oh, wait.

Oh, it's the office.

Don't answer it.

I have to.

It's like this every Saturday.

Just ignore it.

Well, maybe it's not that this time.

Hello? [Groans] Yeah.

[Jay Clears Throat] That's nice.

Holy- Shel? You all right, buddy? Oh, hell.

[Cameron] Oh, there's four of 'em, Mitchell.

They're giving her little duck kisses.

[Quacking] Oh, she's laughing.

I can't believe you're missing this.

Well, why not, Cam? I've missed everything else.

She rolled over when I was in Phoenix.

She started scooting when I was in court.

Well, just tell 'em you're not coming in.

You do enough for 'em.

Well, you know that.

I know that.

You know? The only one who doesn't know that is my sucky boss.

He's the suckiest suck of all time.

He's a miserable son of a bitch who may have heard everything I just said.

Hi, honey.

Hey.

When are you getting together with your gal pal? Actually, I was just checking on that.

She's supposed to send me a message.

Oh, you're Facebook friends.

Sure am.

She's one of my 447 friends.

Everybody wants a slice.

How long have you two been in touch with each other? Uh, she tracked me down about a year ago.

Mmm.

Mmm.

What? What's- What's that sound? Mmm.

Nothing.

[Computer Beeps] Oh.

Here she is right now.

[Clears Throat] "How about we meet at Le Reve at 7:30?" That sounds innocent enough- I mean- drinks with an ex-girlfriend at an intimate French restaurant.

Honey, you're doing that thing where you say what I want you to say but your tone seems mean.

Let me guess.