2. The Bicycle Thief (第1季)【完整台词】

What's the key to being a great dad? That's a tough one.

Giving them the freedom to be whatever they want to be Right, exactly, and -- Wha pilot, a president Me And for us, what we're gonna -- Of a company or of a country.

Patience.

Well, be their buddy.

That's your answer? And stay in school.

No.

And don't do drugs.

No! Just give me the answer.

Oh, god.

Still thinking.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi.

Oh, okay.

Hi, um This is my husband, phil.

Hi.

And that's my son, luke, right there.

This is Desiree.

Desiree -- right.

Sorry.

Desiree just moved in down the block.

Fun.

Where? Oh, the two-bedroom cottage With the indoor/outdoor family room.

Very good.

How did you -- Bet you're loving that steam shower.

Phil, that's creepy.

Oh, sorry.

[ laughs ] I'm a real-estate mogul.

What?! No, I am a real-estate agent.

Um, we caravanned that house.

Great, uh, deck.

Thanks.

I'm just there till my divorce is final.

Now, who is coconuts enough to dorce you? We got to go, but we'll see yoaround.

Well, we'll have to have you over sometime.

I'd love it.

All right.

Bye.

Bye.

She's awesome.

No, we are never having her over.

I heard she already slept with two dads from the school.

What? Mm-hmm.

That'sHorrible.

Luke: Dad! Watch out.

Oh, watch it, buddy.

Grandma.

I'm sorry.

That still looks like a girl's bike.

Well, we'll add more black tape.

Phil: My son has been riding his sister's old bike.

Until he's responsible enough To take care of his own bike.

Look, he spilled a soda on my computer.

He ruined our digital camera taking pictures of himself underwater.

It's a girl's bike.

I'm all for teaching him a lesson, But I worry about the ridicule he might get From some loudmouth bully.

[ horn honks ] [ laughing ] hey.

Nice bike, sally.

Dad! Come on.

He looks like little bo peep on that thing.

Actually, not for long.

He's getting a new bike this afternoon.

I am? Mm-hmm.

He is? Phil: Sometimes a man's gotta put his foot down And do what a man's gotta do.

And if the old lady don't like it Honey? That's too damn bad.

Mitchell: Yes! Who's excited, huh? Cam, come on.

Hurry up.

We're gonna be late.

It's a toddler play class, not a flight to cabo.

We're gonna be judged enough as the only gay parents there.

I don't want to be the late ones, too.

Wow.

Paisley and pink.

Was there something wrong with the fishnet tank top? Obviously not -- I'm wearing it underneath.

Kidding.

Just chill, please.

I'm sorry.

I just want to make a good first impression.

You mean you want to fit in and not terrify the villagers? No, hey, come on.

Today is about lily, all right? We -- her future best friend might be in that class, And I don't want to rub anyone the wrong way.

Can you please just Change your shirt? Fine.

You know what? I'll just go put on a pair of khakis, maybe a polo shirt, And everybody will think We're a couple straight golfing buddies Who just decided to have a kid together.

Hey, I called that place in napa And got us upgraded to a villa with a hot tub, So pack whatever you wear in a hot tub.

Mwah! I usually wear nothing when I'm in a hot tub.

Neralmente no uso nada and my college roommate's wife just had to get a new hip.

[ laughing ] sucker.

Manny's father is taking him for a couple of days to disneyland, So we're gonna go To the wine country! We're gonna drink some wine, eat some good food.

You know, we would do something like this a lot more often If it sn't for, you know, manny.

It's good.

He keeps us grounded.

Yeah.

Like fog at airport.

Limo gets here at 4:00.

This morning, I thought I'd go over to the club, hit a few balls.

No! What about the fan in manny's room? Oh, yeah.

Call a guy.

No! You're supposed to do it with him.

It's important that we teach him how to do things for himself.

In my culture, men take great pride in doing physicalabor.

I know.