21. Travels With Scout (第1季)【完整台词】

[Rings] Honeydew! What's up? Guess who's here.

Your dad! [Chuckles] He drove his R.

V.

All the way up from Cocoa Beach.

Hey, Son, working hard? He's gonna say "Hardly working.

" [Chuckles] I meant to tell you he was driving out.

Did he say it? Oh, yeah.

- Good kid.

- He wasn't supposed to show up for a few more days.

Well, guess what he brought us.

A dog to keep.

Yes! Yes.

Yes, I should have told Claire about the dog, and I was going to.

But I was just waiting for her to be in the right mood.

Actually, I did get one right mood a couple nights ago, but I cashed that in for something else.

- Am I in trouble? - Oh, really, really big.

Okay, I'm a little scared.

How bad is this? Oh, well- We have a new rule- no sleeping in the bedroom.

[Chuckles] Mr.

Pritchett.

Uh, Ben- Ben Dugan.

I went to high school with Mitch.

We were in the drama club together.

That's right.

Yeah.

Geez, I didn't recognize you without that old-guy makeup on.

You know, you and Mitch knocked The Sunshine Boys out of the park.

Mitch was really great in that.

I always thought he should be an actor.

Yeah, he's got a real job now.

He's a lawyer.

How about you? Still acting.

Fantastic.

Actually, it's exciting.

I'm in a new movie, Maple Drive.

Just came out.

You're kidding me.

Look at me.

I know somebody famous.

Uh, anyway, I got to go.

Great to see you.

Good to see you too.

Yeah.

Kid's a movie star.

Hey, how'd it go in there? No cavities.

And I got a free toothbrush.

Hey, you want to go to the movies? I just heard about a good one.

But I'm supposed to be in school.

Well, you're supposed to floss too, but you got away with that one.

Come on.

Let's go.

[Jay] One of the greatest days of my life was when my old man sprung me from school and took me to the track.

I wanted to do the same type of thing for Manny, plus I figured when Gloria heard about it, maybe it pays off in the bedroom.

I wonder if that's why my old man did it.

Oh, crap.

[Dad] Your mother-in-law just had to have the dog.

Turns out she's allergic.

And the pet store didn't have a grace period or a return policy or anything? I got him from the pound.

Was there a twister in Kansas? 'Cause there's a house in my driveway.

Welcome home, Mr.

Dunphy.

Uh, always a pleasure, Mr.

Dunphy.

Indeed it is, Mr.

Dunphy.

Place it there.

- Oh, I shall.

I shall.

- I miss this.

Get in here.

[Phil] My dad is awesome.

He's awesome.

He's always up.

He's always happy.

I mean, he and I are best buds.

We're like two peas in a pod.

Or Siamese twins.

Or a snake with two heads.

They've actually been all those things for Halloween.

Yeah.

Oy.

This must be Scout, huh? I should warn you.

He sheds.

I made the mistake of letting him sleep with me on the road.

Now my sheets look like two bigfoots did it.

Pardon the language.

[Chuckles] How's Mom? Speaking of big feet, eh? She's on a cruise with her girlfriends, some of which are not totally unattractive.

Oh, that reminds me.

She sent some gifts for the kids.

Um, I will be right back.

- You three get better acquainted.

- Will do! Bye! Will do! I cannot believe you got a dog without consulting me.

This was a major family decision.

It was wrong.

Yeah.

And I'm sorry.

Mmm.

But we have talked about getting a dog for years, and you're the only one who wasn't into it.

Because I knew that I would be the one taking care of it.

That's not true.