3. Come Fly With Me (第1季)【完整台词】

Hey, i though you were gonna take out the garbage.

I am.

Phil.

Yes, getting it.

Dylan.

Hey, mrs.

Dunphy.

Um, I'm just waiting for haley.

Did you ring the bell? I texted.

She said she'd be down in just a minute.

Oh, great.

Tell her I said hi.

I will.

Dylan! D-money! Chillin' with dylan the villain.

"d" to the "y" to the -- hey, mr.

Dunphy.

Hey, come on in.

You're just in time to catch the end of the game.

Oh, I'm not really a baseball guy.

[ cellphone beeps ] haley says hi.

I-I was just being facetious.

Come on.

I'll catch you up.

Sit it.

Park it.

Come on, I don't bite.

[ growls ] kidding.

[ chuckles ] I'm kidding.

Okay, see that guy? He's the tying run.

Interesting story about him.

He's been stuck on second base forever, And I'm pretty sure he's gonna try and steal third, Which is just a terrible, terrible idea.

How are you and haley doing? I wish I could stay home with you and fly toy airplanes.

These aren't toy airplanes, manny.

These are models, and they're very complicated.

You want to fly one of these, You got to be familiar with airfoil, drag, lift, and thrust, And these are all principles of aerodynamics.

The box says, "12 and up.

" What?! You can fly toy planes with jay next time.

Today you have to spend time with luke.

Why? Because his mother invited you, so you go.

Family needs to be close, right, jay? I'm pretty sure this is a typo.

Men need their hobbies.

Manny's father had many hobbies, Like hiking in the desert, That kind of skiing that they drop you from the How do you say in english? The [imitates helicopter] Helicopter.

Yes.

Once, on a dare, he even boxedd with an alligator.

Wrestle.

You wrestle -- you can't box with alligators.

Are you sure? How would they get the gloves on those lile claws? Aren't they like tiny, little hands? No! Okay, now I forgot what we were talking about.

Anyways, hobbies are important for the men, Whether you're risking your life Or flying little planes from a safe distance.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, what are you doing? We're just gonna buy some diapers.

It'll just take a second.

This is costco.

Yeah, which is where we buy diapers.

Since when? Do you remember when we adopted that baby A few months back? Since then.

Mitchell is a snob.

No, n-no, I'm -- I'm discerning.

Official slogan for snobs.

When we first met, he wouldn't even look at me Because I was a hick from the farm in missouri And he's a big city mouse.

Who says "city mouse"? Country mice.

[baseball game plays on television ] I think I'm gonna go wait in the car.

Okay.

Hey, if you're on your way out, can you grab the garbage? I got it.

Okay, we got it.

He's a little jumpy.

Oh, go figure -- a teenage boy doesn't want to hang out With his girlfriend's dad.

I thought we were past all that.

I'm all about I'm all about taking it to the next level.

Really? I thought you were all about keeping it real.

Yes, but the whole point of keeping it real Is so you can take it to the next level.

Did you really not know that? You haven't exactly taken it to the next level with my dad.

What are you talking about? We've been married for 16 years, And you still walk on eggshells around him.

What?! Are you kidding? Jay and I are total buds.

[ doorbell rings ] You -- you want to just hang out? Brought six friends, so that just [ chuckles ] Let's Manny brought his favorite game to play with luke.

It's called "empire.

" You use strategy to expand territories And take over the world.

Luke is gonna love that.

He's out back playing.

Do you need me to get you something While I'm out shopping? That's such a nice offer, but I think we're good.

Thanks.

Okay, what about this? You don't even say hello to gloria and manny? Hi, gloria and manny.

Okay, mom, what about this? No, you're wearing a dress.

[ sighs ] mom, come on! What? It's gonna kill you to look like a girl for one afternoon? But it's a wedding for some friend of yours That I never even heard of.

It's nonnegotiable.

You can borrow a dress of haley's again.

No, that sends an ugly message -- That I'm haley.

You know, instead of trying to force me to wear a dress, Why don't you worry about getting luke to wear some pants? What? Why does he do this? Luke! Pants! Come on! Phil: Jay and I are buds, for sure, But with kind of an invisible asterisk.

Um, he's not, uh -- he's not a talker Or -- or a hugger.

Once, he ran over my foot with his car.

To -- to be fair, he had just given up smoking.

But, basically, we're buds.

Do you have to just stand there? You're making me feel uneasy.

Oh.

[ clears throat ] Oh, for god's sake, sit here.

Here, hold this wing like this while I adjust this.

Okay.

Come on.

Here.

Not too hard.

Okay.

Alex, why don't you come shopping with me? Maybe I can help you find something that you like.

That's a really nice offer, but it's not really her thing.