That's what I do, right? What do I have to give back so that everyone trusts me? These earrings? What? This bracelet? My new dress? I didn't respond because this shouldn't be about me.
It should be about you talking to you about it.
Honey You're welcome.
I don't know what to say except for that I am really, really sorry.
Just tell me one thing.
How do you really feel that I'm with your father? Honestly, at first, it was hard.
You don't expect to wake up one morning with a new mom who looks like she fell off a mud flap.
But I'm getting used to it.
The important thing is you make him happy, which you do, in so many ways.
So many colors.
Are we okay? You embarrassed me in front of everyone downstairs.
What, I'm supposed just to forget about it? What do you want me to do? Just embarrass myself so we're even? - Go jump in the pool.
- You mean "go jump in a lake," right? Go jump in the pool with your clothes.
Then I know you're sorry.
I'm not gonna do that, Gloria.
Then I won't forgive you.
Now a field goal beats us! You guys work that out? Almost.
Gloria wants me to jump in the pool.
- Okay, then.
- What? If they kick get a pass rush on them, something, a break.
- This is so awesome.
- I know.
Mom does not look good wet.
Gloria, is this really necessary? Dad, it's fine.
If I need to jump in this water to prove to Gloria how sorry I am, I will do it.
It's fine.
- You're seriously not gonna stop me? - Why would I do that? Because I am standing here.
I'm showing you my willingness to Are you happy? I forgive you! - Then give me your hand.
- That's the oldest trick in the book.
She's gonna pull you in there.
And that's my job.
This is funny, but this is also a teaching moment.
Think of all What?! Cannonball! - Come on.
How could he fumble that? - Center blew the snap.
I hate that.
I played center, and I always got blamed for a quarterback's clumsy hands.
Well, I was a quarterback, and it was probably your fault.
It's impossible to fumble the ball when the QB has the proper hand placement.
It's weird to think of a woman being sexually attracted to dad.
You want to hear weird? Cam said he'd pick up dad at a gay bar.
- How did that come up? - I'm really trying to block it out.
As far as I'm concerned, mum and dad had sex two times.
- Agreed.
- Now get your hands up there, and Like you're lifting me off the ground.
Be one with me, Jay.
There you go.
- Do you want to get something to eat? - I am never eating again.
Just snap the damn thing.
Perfect.
That one kind hurt.
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