7. En Garde (第1季)【完整台词】

Bravo! Bravo, manny, bravo! Well, when I heard manny wanted to fence, I was like, "sure.

"uncoordinated kid, lethal weapon -- How can this go wrong?" [ whistle blows, buzzer ] [ laughs ] Yeah! Gloria: And what do you think now? I'm proud of our little zorro.

I mean, I worked with him a little, But the kid's got skills.

It's in his blood.

His father was a master swordsman.

He was an artist with his sword.

I mean, the way he throws the sword -- I mean, he was legendary.

You know, this nice moment I'm having with your son -- You're Kind of wrecking it.

Sorry.

[ buzzer ] Did you know that fencing goes back to the 12th century? You know what's even nerdier than fencing? Knowing when it began.

I don't think you're a nerd, alex.

Shut up, dork.

All right! That's my boy! Whoo! Would this be easier if we suspended you from a crane? Cameron: Any monkey can shoot a home movie.

I pride myself on shooting home films.

Yeah, but, cameron, you always just take things a little too far.

No, I don't.

Okay, your nephew's first birthday.

That's not fair.

You brought a wind machine.

To be fair, my vision was -- cameron, you brought a wind machine.

Who puts wheels on cribs? [ buzzer ] Mi tigre! Mi tigre! Yes! Ay, sorry.

Sorry.

[ laughs ] That's okay.

No! No, no, no, no, no! Phone died! No biggie.

Your battery probably just statically defracticated.

What? It means you can recharge it with static electricity.

Just rub it on your hair.

Jay: Yes! You know, I used to go to the houses of my friends, And it used to bug me, their kids'you know?, [ chuckles uncomfortably ] Because there was never a trophy in my house.

Not until this one.

[ laughs ] [ chuckles uncomfortably ] Can we switch seats? Cam, people are staring.

I know you're not supposed to care, But it's kind of cool to have a kid in your house Who's the best at something, you know what I mean? Mm-hmm.

Yeah, our kids are great.

They're the greatest.

Gosh, we're blessed.

We are.

But, um Are they the best at something? I'd have to think about that.

Well, alex is great at every single thing she tries, So, you know, she'll find her specialty.

She will.

And -- and haley is Haley is so pretty.

Gorgeous.

Oh, gosh.

Gorgeous girl.

I mean So, she can meet someone who's the best at something.

That's right.

And then, I guess that leaves luke.

We dropped the ball a little bit on that one.

Yeah, a little bit.

[ metal clashing, buzzer ] Bravo! Yeah! How about a nice round of applause for our winner, Manny delgado? [ cheers and applause ] bravo, bravo! Manny now moves on to thehampionship, Where he'll be competing against caroline markum.

[ applause ] We'll see you all back here at 4:30.

All right! Bravo! [ speaking spanish rapidly ] What she said.

[ laughs ] Wow.

This means more to dad than it does to manny.

Yeah, it's his chance to be, you know, father of a chamon.

Well, second chance.

But we all know how the first time went.

Did I say something wrong? No.

No.

I'm -- I'm very happy for manny, that's all.

Everything's not always about claire.

Geez.

I want to thank you guys for coming by and supporting the kid.

You guys are the best.

[ laughs uncomfortably ] Why, claire?! Come on, sweetie.

Really? Well, that took a while.

Well, she's been asleep for 20 minutes.

It just took me some time to sneak out without waking her up.

Kind of like the first time you slept over here.

I had a meeting.

All right, let's talk about why you got your panties in a bunch.

What's up with you and your sister? Nothing is up.

Mm-hmm.

Or could this have something to do with Ice skating? Cameron: When mitchell and claire were kids This is interesting to no one.

Excuse -- please let me finish.

Thank you.

When mitchell was 10 And claire was 13, they were competitive ice dancers.

Figure skaters.

Oh, for god's sakes, I'll tell the story.

Yes, my sister and I were actually a very good team.

We were called "fire and nice.

" I was "fire," 'cause of the red hair.

And claire was "nice," Because it was ironic and she wasn't.

And mitchell is still upset Because claire quit the team right before some meet.

"some meet"? The 13-and-under regional championships.

Just the emerald city at the end of my yellow brick road.

Wow.

You did it.

What? You made figure skating sound even gayer.

So, seeing your dad so proud of manny Didn't stir up any resentment? Mnh-mnh.

Okay.

Okay, fine, you always do this.

Instead of letting your feelings out, you bury them, And then they bubble up later in hurtful ways.

Okay, you know what, you -- [ sighs ] Yes, all right.

Listen, I might still be holding a little resentment, But that's Embarrassing and petty, And it's not a good color on me.

It's kind of like you and yellow.

You love me in my yellow shirt.

It makes you look like the sun.

Okay.

Bubbling.

Hurtful bubbling.

Now you know why I left early that morning.