13. Whanex? (第10季)【完整台词】

1 Welcome.

Most of you know me as Acting Vice Principal Tucker, but today I am your guide to the future the future the future.

Okay, so you didn't take my note on the echo.

Mitchell, I can't take another negative voice in my head.

I'm already freaking out about Principal Brown.

I kind of have a bully at school.

You gonna eat all that? I-I guess not.

Okay.

Saw your plans for the seminar tomorrow.

Oh, you like it? Y-You know, I think the kids will really benefit from hearing from four graduates that have taken such different paths.

I've got traditional college, gap year Wrong! We're pushing one path here college.

Well, yeah, but college isn't necessarily the right path for every Tucker, are you familiar with the term "Golden Apple"? I am.

I'm a little surprised it's made its way into the straight vernacular.

It's still illegal in Alabama.

No, no, no, Golden Apple status is awarded to schools that reach a minimum of 60% college acceptance.

If we dip below that, I'm back to teaching night school.

If you think the lunch ladies are mean, you should meet the dinner ladies.

Yeah, but what about the students that Play ball, Acting Vice Principal Tucker, and you might just find yourself Vice principal? Mm-hmm.

I just don't know if I can preach something that I don't believe.

- Ha! Play ball.

- Seems like a thing no one was saying, and now everyone is.

You know what I'm doing right now? I'm making 100 cupcakes because the D.

A.

lost his caterer for his kid's party and asked if I could help out.

But if it puts me, uh, higher up on his radar, then so be it.

I'm just saying sometimes you need to compromise to to get ahead.

Maybe it's our time now.

Ooh, I like that.

Hey, world, there's a new power couple on the horizon.

Yeah.

Cam and Mitch.

Citch No, that sounds weird.

Mam We'll find it.

Hey, Dad, our video conference is about to start.

Can we make it fast? I have that sales meeting offsite.

Hence the power threads and box of cigars.

Whoa! Dad, it's 10:00 in the morning.

- Mm.

- Ohh! I don't swallow it.

He smells it on my breath, he lets his guard down.

In 20 minutes, I'm taking him in a way that would make a prison guard blush.

It's the way gentlemen do business.

Well, I am sorry to ruin your Glengarry, Glenlivet fun, but that meeting got canceled.

What? I was looking forward to it.

Nick took care of it by Skype this morning.

Log on.

Our meeting's about to start.

Okay, let's begin.

So, Nick, where are we with the interactive closet with the voice prompts? Here's a demo.

Went with a Christopher Walken soundalike voice.

Forecast is chilly.

Put on some pants.

I think we all fell in love with the idea of calling it a Walken closet, but this just isn't working.

Hey, Claire, I don't see your dad on the video conference.

Damn it! My computer's busted again.

Or your caps lock is on.

Can't we have this meeting in the conference room? You know, where we all sit around a table, there's a nice breakfast spread? I am tired of having to keep cream cheese in my desk.

Dad, you know why we do it this way.

We have people working here.

We've got people working from home.

We've got people working all over the world.

Tiffany is in Berlin at KlausetSchvarg.

They still have that conference? I thought they shut that down in the '80s after we used that sweater hutch to smuggle that dissident out during East KlausetSchvarg.

You're good.

Just talk into the camera.

Hoo! Sorry about that.

All right.

How about an update on our 3-D printing? I think everybody knows Eduardo.

Jay, have you two met? I can't see the camera! Dad, you're, uh you're kind of smushed up against it.

You might want to just step back a skosh.

Using a 3-D printer to manufacture our closets will triple revenue.

I can't hear you! Volume up, Dad.

In our first year alone What the hell?! Dad, "undo.

" Just I know! I know! Double-click.

Happy birrrthday Mr.

Closet No! No! Have your stupid meeting! I'm outta here! Margaret, I'm going to the park across the street.

I need a walk! Aah! Thank you so much for helping out with Joe.

You don't think it's too flashy? What are you talking about? You're taking a magic class.

You want to show them you're serious.

It's abracadabra, not abraca-drab-ra.

Look at that! An open casting call.

Excuse me, what is this for? We are looking for real families to be the new faces of the Glen Valley Mall.

You guys are adorable.

Want to sign up? Oh, we're not a-a real Oh, we would love to! What a cool and a spontaneous thing to do! I saw that poster last week.

It kind of reminded me of a long time ago when I used to do a little modeling.

I guess I miss it.

I tricked Phil into going to the mall because I knew that Jay wouldn't do it with me.

Oh, come on, guys.

This is gonna be so much fun.

I don't know.

This kid in my class did a cough syrup commercial.

Now he's always going to the teachers' lounge to call his manager.

He's the worst.

And I teach a real-estate class at 5:00.

I have to show up early to limber up.

Um I think that this could help a lot with Joe's self-esteem.

He's had a rough week.

You know how they treat kids that are into magic.

Oh, you tell him when he gets to high school, that all changes.

I don't like lying to him.