17. The Wild (第10季)【完整台词】

Okay, folks, you might want to put on some sunscreen.

Up this high, the trees start to thin out.

Oh, this might be a good place for a picture.

Oh, let me go behind that rock.

I'll change into my next look.

Another one? He has to.

His Instagram follower demands it.

Eagle! Oh, wait, false alarm.

It's just a plastic bag in a tree.

Eagle! Nope.

Sorry.

Bag fell.

Every winter, I take a bird-watching trip with my buddies specifically to see a bald eagle.

So far, no luck.

This year, my buddies bailed back spasm, cracked hip.

And I'm the idiot for installing a shower chair.

I was all set to go solo, when those three tagalongs invited themselves.

They invaded my territory like a bunch of bay-breasted warblers.

Darned if I didn't feel like a bay-breasted warbler horning in on Jay's trip, but Gloria made us go.

She was worried about my dad being out in the woods alone at his age, so she she gently nudged us to join him.

Gloria, if my dad doesn't want us t Hey, Dad, uh, whatcha doin' this weekend? - Ah, little nature trip.

- Oh! Sounds like fun.

- Count us in! - Yes.

Actually, I was looking for a little alone time Hey! Am I the only one with bald eagles on the brain? You know what? I think in about 10 minutes, the light's gonna be perfect for my "Afternoon Adventurer" look.

Okay, uh, before we head deeper into the woods, I should warn you folks that there's been several bear sightings in the area.

- So if you happen to have any food with you - Got it! I was going to say you can store it in this bear box here.

Oh.

Um, okay.

Well, then, talk amongst yourselves.

It could take me a while to find where my manly heave sent that heavy Ah! Here it is.

Someone must've heaved it back.

Thank you! Hello! Oh, hey, Gloria.

Thanks for coming.

It's gonna be such a fun girls' night drinking wine, planning the nursery.

Okay, I was going to surprise you, but I can't wait anymore.

It's a handmade mobile of great women in history! Eleanor Roosevelt, Rosa Parks! Ohh! I just hope it goes with the theme that Dylan wants for the room.

Are any of these women important in the fields of fire trucks or unicorns? Oh! How perfect is this? They delivered the crib, and I know just the crew of handy honeys to help me put it together.

Uh, not now, Mom.

I've had the worst day.

Me, too.

Quick, start crying.

We need to derail her enthusiasm before she's Unh! Too late.

She's dancing.

Way to rock it, girlfriend! I cannot deny it anymore.

I am turning into a white woman.

Is there a problem, girlfriends? Spin class was canceled! No! What are we gonna do with our day? "When In Doubt Brunch.

" Where's the nearest place that serves kale and also has a pun in its name? There's an Underground Kale-Road down the street! - Let's go! - Thank God.

I've gotten soft lately.

I think I've lost my Colombian edge.

I think we'll all feel better if we accomplish something.

Yes.

Unlike Jay.

He's been going on these hunting trips for 20 years, and not once has he brought home a bald eagle! Oh, God.

Hendrix couldn't read music, Shaq couldn't make free throws, and I have a little trouble visualizing space and scale.

So, I think this closet design gives us everything we need in a tight, residential space.

Yeah.

Very clever.

Take a walk-through.

Does the flow make sense? Well, um I would get out of the shower and throw my clothes in the hamper here, pick out an outfit, and then get dressed right here.

You just threw your clothes in the fireplace and got dressed in front of the picture window.

Well, you have your morning routine, Mia.

I have mine.

All right, let's get this over with.

Mom, where do we start? Um Maybe Mommy just needs some cougar juice! What's wrong with me? Watch your step, folks.

Some of the terrain gets a little tricky on this part of the hike.

- Oh.

Good.

- I thought I'd changed into my "Remote Trailhead" look too soon.

You okay, Dad? Want to stop and take a break? No, no.

I just want to stop and maybe see an eagle.

Everybody look.

You've been doing this for 20 years and never seen one, huh? Correct.

Shh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Mother Nature can be a real Phil, stop talking! You're scaring the eagles! I'm sorry.

My bad.

My bad.

- Also sorry in my head.

- Oh, my God! Since we're talking again, uh, we should start heading back.

It'll be dark soon.

Or, if you'd like, there's a cabin just up this trail.

It's pretty run-down, but, uh, you're welcome to spend the night.

- I'll do it.

- Oh.

Are Are we sure that's a good idea? Um wasn't there wasn't there mention of bears? No, you go home.

I'll stay by myself.

We We can't let him stay by himself.

We told Gloria we'd keep him safe.

Yeah, if he's staying, we're staying.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What What's the worst that could happen? I mean, in the movies, when city folk stay overnight in abandoned cabins, things usually pan out okay.

Anyway, I'm gonna run ahead, see if they have any postcards up at this poorly guarded mental institution.

Damn it, I'm starving.

Nothing in here but an old bottle of whiskey.

Well, just try not to think about how hungry you are or that Mitchell left the food in the bear box.

We all left the food in the Did you change again? Yeah, I just threw a few things together to create a "Rustic Cabin" look.

Well, at least the bears won't be a concern.

Take it from a Realtor.