5. Good Grief (第10季)【完整台词】

PHIL: Okay, honey, doorbell's installed.

- How's it sound? - DOORBELL: Welcome to hell! [LAUGHS EVILLY] That is so cute! Can you come in here and help me with this web? Sorry, gotta fly.

I'm gonna do that one again when there's more people around.

Okay.

So, you got to put that up on the hook because the trick-or-treaters are gonna be here any minute.

I'm caught.

Don't pull.

It's just gonna get - Oh.

- worse.

- No, I can, uh - N Stop moving.

I'm gonna get some scissors.

[CELLPHONE RINGING] [BEEP] Hey, Jerry.

What's wrong? When? How? Oh, thank God you're back.

There's a real spider in here, and it's getting closer.

That was Jerry, my mom's husband.

- Is everything okay? - No.

- My mom's dead.

- What? I can't believe Nana's gone.

[SCOFFS] If God really is an old white guy, he's about to get an earful.

- [DOOR OPENS] - Oh, my God, Claire.

[GASPS] Mitchell.

- Uh - Wait, can you - I think - I don't know how to - Help.

Please help.

Thank you.

- Oh! [BOTH CRYING] [SIGHS] All right.

Who are you supposed to be? Ah, I'm Pr I'm Prince Harry.

Oh, does that mean Cam is Hear ye, hear ye, presenting the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan No, no, no, no, no.

That was for Pepper's party.

We're not doing that anymore.

Go console your cousins.

- CLAIRE: Oh, hey.

- Oh, sweetie.

- Let me get in there.

- Oh, hang on.

Oh - All right, get up.

- I had the same issue with this.

- Just - Okay, there it is.

- Ohh.

- Oh, sweetie.

- Who needs a drink? - I do.

Okay, how are we gonna handle this? You mean because the two most emotionally complicated people on earth are facing the loss of the most complicated relationship of their lives? Sonot an edible arrangement.

We just have to be there for them.

Whatever they need.

I It just feels inappropriate - being dressed like this.

- Yeah.

I should be in something darker with a cap sleeve.

[SIGHS] This is so surreal.

I-I can't believe this.

I-I just talked to her right before she left.

She was so excited about her trip to Greenland - with her women's group.

- Mm.

Still no word on what happened? No.

Jerry called.

He said that she had a heart problem she didn't want to talk about, but we're still not sure if that's it.

He did promise to reach out as soon as he has some answers.

Well, we're here to support you in any way we can.

Yeah.

Anything you need, anything at all, we're on it.

- Soup? - Tissues? Try this meditation exercise.

Yeah, no, you guys are being so sweet.

I just Yeah, but w-we cope with things a little less touchy-feely and a little more - Irish.

Yes.

- Right.

Right.

You know, have some drinks, tell some funny stories.

Mm.

Do you remember the time Mom was so mad because "Laverne and Shirley" moved to California? [LAUGHTER] Or, no, remember how she used to always bring her own ice cubes to restaurants? Oh, God, yes! Remember when she got thrown out of Scientology? [PHIL AND CAM LAUGHING] [LAUGHTER STOPS] Our mother is dead, Phil.

I-I thought we were Maybe you should just give us a little space? - Yeah.

Yeah, sure.

Sure.

- Of course.

Yes.

Sure.

You know, I don't know how we all feel about the afterlife, but I myself would like to imagine Dede surrounded by loved ones, hearing Welcome to hell! [LAUGHS EVILLY] - I'll disconnect that doorbell.

- CLAIRE: Oh, God.

Hey.

We were out trick-or-treating with the kids.

- Dad.

- We left Joe with Manny, and we came as soon as we heard.

- So sorry.

- [DOOR CLOSES] - Come here, you two.

Get in here.

- Oh, thanks, Dad.

Yeah.

I know.

You just have to Yeah.

Look, I know that your mother and I had our differences, but she was a good woman.

Yeah.

She, uh Yeah, she had great legs.

Oh.

Really? That's your tribute? Of course not.

She was very educated, as she often told me.

She, umuh She [STAMMERS] I can't watch this.

It's like watching a fish panic at the bottom of a boat.

Uh, she she gave you us, your wonderful children.

There you go.

And for that I will always be grateful.

Yeah.

We have so much to be grateful for.

- Mm-hmm.