9. Putting Down Roots (第10季)【完整台词】

1 What the hell? Oh, my God.

He brought Mom's old car? You know, that thing was perfect for Dede loud, pulled way to the left, and constantly broke down in public.

My ex-wife, Dede, died two months ago, and her husband, Jerry, drove down with a bunch of junk she wanted us to have.

I always liked Jerry.

Then why did you always look at him funny? Because I knew what he was in for.

Same way I look at the footage of those people boarding the Titanic.

Jay, this is for you.

Oh, God.

Is that her? No, no, no.

Apparently this is a jar of sand from your honeymoon in Miami Beach.

Oh, yeah.

We stayed at the Fontainebleau.

- Hmm.

- Guess who we took an elevator with? Jackie Gleason.

I told him we were the honeymooners, and, as a joke, he threatened to punch Dede to the moon.

[Laughs] Why is that funny? Well, that's my point.

It wasn't right.

Claire, your mom wanted you to have her old sports car.

Oh, great.

And Mitchell, you get to keep her jewelry.

Mitchell: Oh, so Claire gets a car, and I get a, uh, box of turquoise.

Want to trade? No.

No, it's fine.

I have a preteen girl at home, and she likes to play dress-up.

And, you know, Lily might like it, too.

Mitchell and Claire, Dede wanted you two to decide who gets to keep her.

Sorry, Jay.

She left you out of this one.

No worries, Jerr.

I'm good with the sand.

Hang on.

Uh, what do you mean, "gets to keep her"? That's Dede.

We had her ashes organically fused with the root ball.

That is so Mom.

I know.

Setting up one last thing for us to fight over, - because neither of us want that tree.

- Because both of us want the tree.

What? That was easy.

- [View-Master clicks] - Oh, cool.

Look.

Nana left us her old toy box from her house.

Aww, bless her hoarding heart.

Remember how I used to hide in here and pop out like a scary monster? I had so much promise back then.

[Grunts] A stick horse that vibrates? I never got the point.

I don't know, but I remember spending hours riding on it.

Same.

Hm.

Oh.

Lookie here, Alex.

The source of your greatest shame the puzzle that I solved but you never did.

[Chuckles] Who cares? We were just dumb kids.

Uh, no.

We were dumb kids, and you were the genius.

That must eat away at you.

[Scoffs] Please.

I'm top of my class at a prestigious university, and I co-invented a technology that has applications to astrophysics and medicine.

And give me that damn puzzle! [Chuckles] [Gasps] Oh, my God, it's Lulu! She was my favorite toy.

[Chuckles] Mm.

[Voice breaking] I guess I I just really miss Nana.

Also I'm pregnant.

Dylan and I haven't told anyone because I'm still trying to get my head around it, but holding Lulu made it so real.

I'm gonna have an actual baby.

Aah, I'm so stressed! [Chuckles] I wish it was the '50s when it was still healthy to drink and smoke when you're pregnant.

[Exhales sharply] Wow.

I cannot wait to restore this baby.

My high school bully had one.

You'd be surprised how fast this thing can go.

No problem catching up with a kid on a bike who left school 10 minutes early.

I don't know if I want another half-finished project rusting away in the garage.

The only reason I stopped working on robot lawnmower was 'cause he started getting too smart.

Come on, honey.

Let's keep it.

It reminds me of how crazy my mom could be.

I mean, what mother has a car like this? How's this? We take it for one drive.

If you're not smiling by the time we come back, we get rid of it.

- One drive? - One drive.

- One drive.

- One drive.

Ugh, she used to double-buckle me and Mitchell into the front seat.

Between that and the homemade electric blankets, it's a wonder we're still alive.

What's with the plumber? Did Joe flush his Aquaman down the toilet again? No.

When my cousins left, they said that the hot water in the guest bedroom was not working.

The plumber just said that there's nothing wrong.

Someone turned it off.

Probably Joe.

So, what are we thinking? No play dates for a week? I know it was you.

You wanted them gone, and you froze them out.

I'm admitting nothing, but you said one cousin would be here for one day, and there were three here for a week.

I never said that.

Why is Jerry still here? I know.

Something must be wrong.

He's sitting in the car like a sad little man.

We have to go and invite him in.

No, no, no, no.

He'll move off eventually.

Glor Street sweeping is Thursday.

Jerry, is everything okay? Yeah, does your truck need a push? It's the darnedest thing.

I can't seem to drive away.

Dropping off Dede's stuff was the last check on the ol' list.

Heck if I'm not feeling pretty lost.