20. Someone to Watch Over Lily (第2季)【完整台词】

Want some coffee? Say yes.

It's French press.

I was doubtful too but I honestly can't see myself going back to drip.

I'm so happy you don't live in a tough neighborhood anymore.

We're so sorry for just dropping by like this.

Are you kidding me? I'll take any chance to spend time with this little princess.

I love her little hair, her little toes.

And she loves her grandmother.

I don't love "grandmother.

" So Cam and I have been revising our will to specify who should take care of Lily if, God forbid, something happened to us.

- God forbid.

- I said God for So we've been dropping by unannounced to, you know, casually assess our candidates.

Not all of our candidates.

No, that's true.

We did not drop by Missourah.

It's Missouri.

No one from Missouri would say "Missourah.

" I'm so sorrah.

So anyway, Claire and Phil were our first thought so we dropped by their place last week.

You win the award for worst mother ever! I will be sure to thank you in my speech.

Phil! The frying pan's on fire! Son of Jor-EI! Everybody stay calm! Dad, I'm gonna teach myself how to juggle.

Good for you, buddy.

Mom! No one heard me screaming? I've been trapped in the garage for, like, 20 minutes! And yet still you didn't get the rat traps I sent you for.

Thank you.

- Honey! It's doing it again! - Come on now! Every morning? I hope the whole house burns down! Did we come at a bad time? Come back in seven years and five months, when they're all gone! Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey So, Mama, you're good for coal? Okay! Okay, well, bundle up! We don't want to lose you! Yeah, bye! They're in the middle of a terrible blizzard.

So you shouted.

Did they really lose two cows? Oh, yeah.

Frozen solid.

Mama's gonna send pictures.

Oh, yay, a reason to stop by the frame store.

Manny, I gotta get you down to that sporting goods place.

Gotta get him some stuff for his weekend outing.

- Ready! - Did you pee? Not ready.

- Jay, would you mind if we came? - Sure.

Why not? I'd like to get Mama some snowshoes, lift her spirits what with all the frozen cows.

So cows freeze now? Are we all just accepting that? - Oh, absolutely.

Jay, this one time - We'll take two cars.

If you want, I can stay with the little princess.

Oh, that's a great idea.

Oh, yeah, I'll just go out and get her bag.

Maybe I take her to the mall buy her a new outfit, get her some hair rings.

- Is that okay? - Yes, yes.

Of course.

You know, Gloria, Cam and I were talking about what would happen to Lily if anything were ever to happen to us.

- And we were thinking - Oh, my God! ¡Sí, sí, sí! I take her! That's sweet, but you realize it would only happen - I can't wait! - Hopefully, it's a long shot.

¡Ay! A little girl! There would have to be a very tragic accident.

I know, I know.

- Nothing is going to happen.

- No.

But if it did, we would be so happy! ¡Ay! What do you say, pal? I gotta swing by the office.

- You wanna come along? - Can't.

We got some stuff to do.

- What? - Just errands.

Oh.

I'm taking Luke to see a child psychologist.

This is something that Phil would never agree to.

He doesn't want Luke to feel different.

But Luke's grades aren't great, and he's having trouble concentrating in school.

I just want to make sure that he's normal.

- Hey, Mom.

Check it out.

- What are you doing? If I move my head fast enough, it looks like the can is standing still.

'Cause sometimes I wonder.

All the girls at work love it when I bring Luke by.

Especially that receptionist Heather.

Right, buddy? She smells amazing.

Honey, you're gonna have to smell Daddy's receptionist some other time.

Like peaches.

If you're both going out, who's taking me to cello? - One time, she gave me a Woody.

- Sweet Je She remembered he's my favorite character from Toy Story.

She did.

Uh.

Haley, how are you getting to the mall? Gabby's picking me up.

You're gonna drop your sister off at her cello lesson first.

No way.

She plays lacrosse and takes cello lessons.

Even my reputation can't handle that dork hit.

Okay, well, then you don't need to go snowboarding with your friends on break.

- Fine, I'll take her.

- Mm-hmm.

Just never look my friends in the eye, and only speak in emergencies.

- Got it.

- Already failed.

Honey, after I go by the office, maybe we can grab some lunch.

I can't.

I gotta pick up all that stuff for the school trip.

- But you know what? I'll see you tonight at Dad and Gloria's.

- Okay.

- Smell Heather for me.

- I always do not.

Ms.

Dunphy? Hi, Dr.

Klausner.

I am so sorry we're late.

- We got a little caught up - Oh, that's okay.

It gave me a chance to chat with your husband.

Hello, Claire.

So, Luke, come on in with me.

Mom and Dad, we'll let you know when we need you.

Go get 'em, pal.