5. Unplugged (第2季)【完整台词】

Mom, the dog again.

I know, papi.

I want to strangle that crazy old thing.

Just ignore it.

It's easy for you to ignore because you have the old-man hearing.

But Manny and I, we have the young ears.

I don't get how one dog keeps you awake when you grew up sleeping through cockfights and revolutions.

Very funny, Jay.

Manny hasn't been able to sleep in weeks.

It's screwing his brain for school, and it doesn't stop.

It's goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on! Yes! That could be annoying.

That's it.

I'm going over there.

Gloria, now don't go starting something.

Because whenever you do, I'm the one that That she couldn't hear.

They're gone.

Cam.

- All the children are gone.

- What children? I was running in the park, and I noticed that none of the kids Lily usually plays with were there.

- Well, it's still early.

- But then I ran into Lori.

Boobs Lori or adult braces Lori? - Great shoes Lori.

- Oh, I like her.

She said that they all sent their kids to preschool.

What? We agreed to wait till next year.

It was a fake-out to make sure that their kids got a spot.

Those skinny bitches.

We have got to get her into school, or else she's gonna fall behind.

- Don't you think I know that? - This is perfect.

Leave it to the gays to raise the only underachieving Asian in America.

Hey.

Here you go.

Guys, breakfast.

Guys? - Phil.

Hello.

- Totally with you.

Kids, put your dishes in the dishwasher.

Okay, no.

That's it.

Everybody, gadgets down.

Now! Why are you freaking out? Because you're all so involved with your little gizmos nobody is even talking.

Families are supposed to talk.

What are you doing that's so important? Oh, I'm locking in my fantasy roster.

I'm unbeatable.

We're totally getting an aboveground pool.

Die, stupid! Die! Luke, I told you to put that down.

Now.

- Come on, buddy.

- One second.

- I'm about to beat Dad's record.

- You heard your mother.

- What is so funny? - Nothing.

"Mom's insane.

" - Thank you, Haley.

- At least we talk.

Hello.

Hey, it's me.

What's a good preschool? - Our kids went to Wagon Wheel.

- And it was good? You liked it? My kids are middle-management material at best.

We didn't want to waste a lot of money.

Yes, Mitchell, it's good.

Why the interest? I just realized all of Lily's friends are going to school this year and now she's late.

Don't worry.

She can wait another year.

Just Buy her a BlackBerry.

That's all she's gonna want to do anyway.

- What did she say? - She says to buy her a BlackBerry.

Lily doesn't have the dexterity for that, Claire.

What is happening? Can you just check with your school and see if maybe you can get us in? Hmm, I I can probably get you an interview.

Oh, no, that's great.

That's great.

Thank you.

I really appreciate it.

And by the way, what do you think of that place Billingsley Academy? Ooh, Billingsley.

Very hoity-toity.

You can't get in there unless you're really rich or you know somebody on the board.

- Oh, God.

This is a nightmare.

- Mitch, it's preschool.

Don't overthink it.

My kids didn't go to Billingsley, and they are fine.

I have to go.

Phil.

That's awesome.

Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey - Buenos días.

- Hi.

We haven't formally met.

I'm Gloria Pritchett from next door.

Larry Paulson.

Yeah, I've seen you.

- Lucky guy.

- Wait a minute, then tell me.

Your dog doesn't stop barking all morning, all night.

He wakes my son up, and he needs his sleep.

It's not my dog.

It's my soon-to-be ex-wife's.

- She moved out three weeks ago.

- Is she coming back for it? Not unless it starts crapping money.

- You need to do something about the dog.

- The dog is old and stupid.