13. Little Bo Bleep (第3季)【完整台词】

Did you see it? Does she know? This is the last thing she needs today.

No! Busy day at the Dunphy compound.

We have a wedding tonight, and this afternoon, Claire is debating Duane Bailey in the race for town council.

And now the "weekly saver" says that some voters find Claire-- quote-- "angry and unlikable.

" To those voters, I say, "wait till she sees this.

" No one can mention it to her.

We can't have some unscientific poll shaking Claire's confidence.

Phil - What poll? -Too late.

She knows.

Who told her? What is this, a witch hunt? Oh, my God.

I have to go.

Well, I just don't think it's a big deal.

I mean, how many people read the "weekly" - "Saver"? - "Saver," anyway? My company adver-- used to advertise with that newspaper.

And how am I angry and unlikable? Can I take this one? I wouldn't.

You seem angry now.

I am angry, at that poll.

I think it's the yelling.

I would tone down the yelling.

Honey, I don't yell for no reason.

You yelled at my teacher for calling me "special.

" Honey, that was not a compliment.

- Sweetheart, you're not unlikable.

- Thank you.

- You just seem unlikable.

- Ohh.

But if we work on it, it's totally fixable.

How? How, Phil? How are we gonna "work on it"? - First of all, lose the snippy attitude.

- Mm-hmm.

And I don't know-- maybe we could have a mock debate.

Yeah, and we can point out all the little things she does that turn people off.

Like that look.

I would lose that look.

Spooky, but better.

All right.

Thank you very much.

Hey, Lily! Come here, honey! Hi! Do you know what this is? A box.

- Containing? - She doesn't know "containing.

" Well, that's how she learns new words, by us using them.

Or, that's how we lower her self-esteem, by bombarding her with confusing vocabulary.

What's the box containing? Told you.

Okay.

It's your dress.

It's finally here! Aah! It's every little girl's dream to be a flower girl in a wedding.

It's Lily's chance to shine.

I was a 3-time ring bearer.

It's Lily's chance to shine.

Oh! Pretty! Oh, no, Cam-- Cam, she's gonna look like little bo peep.

Or little bo cheap.

Look at this fabric.

It's already pilling.

You mean "turned on?" You mean turned on? No, it does not--Cam! Oh! I love it! No, you don't.

Oh, my gosh.

Are we really gonna let her wear this? You know what? If the bride wants to have a tacky wedding, she can have a tacky wedding.

- Lily will be the bright spot.

- Literally.

Heard it as soon as I said it.

Stella! Where's my good girl? Gloria, is Stella up there? No.

But I am.

Why don't you say "hello" to your wife when you come home? Well, why don't you greet me at the door, wagging your tail? Stella, honey! Where are you? Stella! My baby! Stella, I'm coming! I'm coming! You okay? You okay? Why are you swimming in your clothes? Because I'm self-conscious about my body.

Stella fell in the pool.

It's my fault.

I let her out, and then I got caught up in my couponing.

Any coupons for swim lessons? 'Cause Stella needs some.

Seriously? Manny you teach to swim by throwing him in the pool, but the dog gets swimming lessons? I gotta say, it was unpleasant but effective.

We have to teach Stella how to swim.

Otherwise, she could drown.

Why don't you teach her not to jump in the pool? She didn't jump in the pool.

She fell in the pool.

Why, suddenly, would she jump in the pool when she doesn't know how to swim? Why does she bark at the vacuum? It's a thing.

It is never going to play with you.

Are you saying that Stella is stupid? Are you covering her ears? Let's have a little compassion.

She's probably still traumatized from her near-death experience.

Again? What's happening?! Ay, no! Welcome, candidates.

Mrs.

Dunphy Thank you for having me.

And councilman Bailey.

Gosh, thank you so much, Alex.

I'm deeply honored to be here, and I remain, as ever, a humble servant to the greatest little town in the greatest darn-- eye-rolling.

Playful eye rolling.

How do we, as voters, know it's playful? I would avoid it.

Okay.

No eye rolling.

And don't purse your lips like that.

- It makes you look annoyed.

- Mm-hmm.

And don't touch your face.

Yeah, no face touching.

Seems nervous.

Some of this is subjective.

- What? What now? - Anger.

It looks like you're scolding us.

I will keep my hands at my sides.

Not on your hips.

You're not superman.

Can we get started? We haven't started? I've prepared some questions.

Oh, goody! Actual questions.

Honk.

Sarcasm.

Just go.

Okay, Mrs.