15. Aunt Mommy (第3季)【完整台词】

Whoa.

What's all this? Mom heard us say we were bored.

Suckers.

She heard us from outside.

She has super good hearing, like a seeing eye dog.

They have overdeveloped hearing to make up for the fact that-- Wait, the dogs aren't blind.

Wait.

Are they? No, that wouldn't make sense.

You're right.

If I wait long enough, she can get there by herself.

Quick, girls-- famous Danny from "Moonstruck.

" Aiello? Hey, Phil.

I'm glad I caught ya.

What's up? Uh, it's about Steven and Stefan.

They wanna see that house on Briar again.

Really? I showed it to them five times.

Last time we were there, I think they got mail.

Yeah, well, that's why I'm calling.

They hate upsetting people, unless, of course, it's me.

Then they don't mind waking me up at 7:00 A.

M.

, asking me to call you.

It's no problem.

I'm just hanging around.

Kind of bored, really.

What? Well, we did our good deed for the day.

Yeah, for the enemy.

Don't they have enough? It's been about a year since we decided to adopt a boy.

Meanwhile, our friends Steven and Stefan decided that they wanted a baby, too.

Wonder where they got that idea? Well, we're still waiting, but they already got their kid because they went through a surrogate.

Which is all they talk about.

Are you gonna keep doing that? I might.

I have to go show a house.

But first, what was Elton John's sexual orientation in the '70s? like the good Captain Fantastic himself.

Hey, Claire, guess what? I'm sorry, honey, I can't talk right now.

I told Bethenny I would take her to the airport.

I'm late, and she's gonna miss her flight.

Where are my keys? Why is that chair still here? I thought you and Luke were gonna put it out on the sidewalk.

So you can't talk unless it's about my chores? Why don't you just do it now, and you won't be so bored? You heard that? I hear everything.

That's for me.

Hey, Leon.

Nice buzz cut.

Yeah, for some people, the shampoo doesn't work.

It only makes the lice angry.

Nice to see you.

Oh, no.

No--oh, God.

Um, Alex, do not move.

Haley, clean this up, okay? Who fills a vase with marbles? Who doesn't see a vase filled with marbles? Who wants to hear a bunch of plates crashing? Phil! Honey, the girls need you in the kitchen! Thanks for the hat, Leon.

It kind of tickles.

Phil! How much electricity do we need to bring this back? It's not rocket science.

We're only reanimating a squirrel.

Phil! Now! Sounds great.

No, hang on.

Gloria, where's Manny? Some neighborhood kids have invited him to play football.

He said he was taking his morning constitutional.

He's working on his go-cart, but he'll be there.

Okay.

See you then.

No, Manny cannot go and play with those boys.

Margo is trying to get us theater tickets for this afternoon.

Gloria, you and Manny do enough together.

Let's let him decide.

Where's he walking? I don't know.

But according to the song he was singing, he was going to the sunny side of the street.

I cannot express to you enough how bad this kid needs football.

Mom! Look what I found! Number 99! When Manny was 5, we didn't have much.

We were on our own.

So we always dreamed of winning the lottery.

We figured if we collected and bought a ticket with them, we couldn't lose.

But now I have a wonderful husband, a beautiful home I feel like I already won the lottery.

So I can keep whatever we win? I think no.

I found most of them.

Can you put this in the jar with the others? Sí.

Ay.

I forgot.

What is the combination to your safe? I'll just come with you.

Oh, yes, 'cause that's how this arrangement works-- I take money from you! Hello? Oh, hi, Margo.

No, she just ran upstairs.

Listen, about these theater tickets-- don't knock yourself out trying to Oh, you did? Well, sorry to do this last minute, but they can't go.

No, Manny has a football game, so Jay, could you steep my tea? I cannot express to you enough how much this kid needs football.

And that is the whole house Again.

I love it, but I just don't love it.

Do you love it? I love it.

I absolutely love it.

I'm just not sure if I'm in love with it.

Oh, yeah.

We have an expression around the office for when a sale just isn't happening-- "Commission: Impossible.

" Maybe for some people.

Not sure if I mentioned it before, but the house does come with a hookup for a European washing machine.

Oh, I love that.

Oh, so sorry.

It's the boss.

Hey.

Hi.

I'm on my way home.

I've been calling Haley, but nobody's answering.

Is everything okay there? Everything here is great.

Oh, thank God.

Did you put the chair out front? Not yet.