19. Election Day (第3季)【完整台词】

Councilwoman Dunphy, how do you respond to allegations that you look super sexy in your new suit? Uh, I haven't been elected yet.

Come on, kids! We gotta vote! - Honey, come on.

Please stop filming.

- I'm just excited! After today, you are going to be a councilwoman, and I am going to be a first husband.

And if you don't stop filming, you're going to be my first husband.

All right, everybody, come on! Do you know what you're doing, kids? You guys are manning the phone banks.

Alex, you're in charge of that.

Wh-why is she in charge? And what's--what's a phone bank? That's why.

- Phil.

- I got it.

I will be driving 50 of our finest senior citizens to the polls, assuming, of course, that they remember that I'm coming for them.

- Where you at? - High-five.

Old people occasionally forget things.

Okay.

All right, everybody, let's go.

Let's go.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Real quick! Sorry.

Everybody get in there.

Jump in there.

I just want to say how proud of you we all are.

You're an inspiration.

Who would have thought that 20 years ago when you were still in the bloom of your youth-- Okay, I'm gonna go start the car.

Claire likes to win.

When she was 8, a little girl scout friend of hers bragged she could sell the most cookies.

Damn if Claire didn't walk the neighborhood till she got blisters on her feet and won by ten boxes.

Best part is Claire wasn't even a girl scout.

The choice is Claire! Vote Claire Dunphy for town council.

Aw, I love it! - What do you think, huh? - I love it.

We got it on Craigslist.

Came off a taco truck.

I know how important winning is to Claire.

And I love to festoon things.

We're her dream team.

So we cleared the whole day, dropped Lily off at school, and voted first thing.

Although, uh, one of us had a bit of a dimpled chad situation.

Can you tell me how this machine works again, Chad? Oh, sure.

No problem.

Just wanna look in here.

Just-- Thank you.

Thank you.

- Bye! Bye!- Thank you, guys! I can see Clairely now that Duane is gone.

Bye! Thank you! Oh, my gosh.

Okay, everybody, get in the car.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Good luck today, Claire.

Oh, Laurie, thank you.

Hey, by the way, we have some really good news.

- What's that? - Becky got into the University of Oregon.

Oh, congratulations! Any news, Haley? Uh, uh, no, not-- not yet, but, you know, super psyched! This whole waiting-to-hear thing has been a nightmare since the very first letter.

I'm too nervous.

I can't do it.

"Dear miss Dunphy, we regret to inform you" What?! Don't leave me hanging! After that, I decided to only tell my parents good news.

I have one school left, and the only good news I've gotten is that my annoying neighbor Becky is moving back east to Oregon.

- Manny, write this down.

- I didn't bring a pen.

Election day is America at its finest.

The people speak, and the government listens.

I don't know what they do in Colombia.

No one does, and don't ask.

I mean, we know that voting's a privilege, but for my daughter to have her name on that ballot, it just means so much more-- You know what? I think I'm gonna vote later.

What? Where are you going? Ah, the line is too long.

It's only three people! And nobody has a gun! We're here, we're Claire, get used to it! You know, I'm not sure if that's tracking.

Here, let me try one.

You don't have to be Clairevoyant to know who to vote for.

Vote Dunphy for town council.

Uh, uh, uh, Claire Dunphy.

Uh, C-Caire's her first name.

I'm sorry if that wasn't Claire.

Oh, my God.

Look at that.

There's a trash can right there, and that guy just threw his paper on the sidewalk.

Hey! You in the yellow jacket.

Pick it up and put it in the trash.

- Oh, my God.

He did it.

- Yes, he did.

Ooh, here.

Let me try one.

I'll try Hey, dragon tattoo, no jaywalking! oh, my gosh.

This is an instrument of power.

How could they not sell tacos? You know what we could do with this thing? Cam, we could really make a difference.

We could be the voice of change.

Ooh, I got it! Let's go yell at the dry cleaner that lost my shirt.

Come on, gang.

Today is the Dunphys at their best.

I'm from the "Weekly Saver.

" Mind if I ask you - a couple questions about the big election? - Not at all.

Fire away.

Who are you voting for today? Claire Dunphy.

Finally.

I've been waiting for someone to say that name.

Why? Uh Because I am Claire Dunphy.

Oh, sorry.

They moved me over from ad sales.

We take turns reporting.

How do you feel about your chances today? Not as good as I did a few minutes ago.

No, she feels great.

Um, her spirits are high.

The whole family's high.