2. When Good Kids Go Bad (第3季)【完整台词】

Okay, let's see Oh, could you grab me an extra virgin - I think one's enough for the sacrifice.

- Olive oil, Phil.

Come on.

That's funny.

Oh, it's funnier than your freestyle "sandwich rap.

" Girl, you crazy.

I'm mad fun to shop with.

Trapped in between two whole wheat slices.

Pastrami and Swiss are my only vices.

Sweetie, my shoe.

Come on.

Jesus.

God.

Hello.

Hi.

Oh, roadblock.

- Beep beep! - Pardon me.

- Oh! - Are you okay? Actually, not okay.

Not okay.

Honey, did you pull from the bottom again? So after hors d'oeuvres, we'll bring everyone in here to share the news.

We're having the family over tomorrow night to tell them we're planning on adopting a new baby.

Yes, and we both agreed to--to go a little more low-key with the announcement this time.

Let's hear Okay, just to be clear, this is low-key? It's a banner and just some light musical accompaniment, Mitchell.

I don't have a lower key.

Besides, this is a happy occasion.

Am I right, Lily? Aren't you excited to get a new baby brother? No! I hate the baby! We are having a slight issue getting Lily on board with the adoption.

"I hate the baby.

" "No new baby.

" "I wanna make the baby dead.

" I thought we weren't gonna share that one.

I-I-I just hope that the problem is she hasn't spent much time with any babies.

So we thought it would be a great idea to show her how much fun it'll be to have one around.

Oh, he is so cute! Yeah, and he never cries.

Literally never.

It's actually a little weird.

Oh, no, that's not weird.

My sister was born with a full set of teeth.

- Yeah, that never happened.

- Oh.

No? Really? You should've seen her crib.

It looked like beavers lived there.

Oh, is this Lily? Oh, yes, it is.

Hey, honey.

Say hi to the baby.

- My Daddy! - Oh! Okay, so that's one problem solved.

Bye! See you soon! Or never.

Cam, I'm a little freaked out about what Lily did.

Oh, please.

She barely touched him, and he went from zero to big crybaby.

We're talking about bringing another child into this house.

How's that gonna work with Lily being so possessive of you? Why am I hearing an accusatory tone? Oh, come on.

You have to admit that you do coddle her.

I will not apologize for loving our daughter.

I'm not criticizing.

I'm not only criticizing, but we did talk about giving Lily a little more independence.

Yeah, which is why we put her in preschool.

Yes, but you can't bear to leave her there.

You always pick her up early.

That is ridiculous.

Okay.

Okay.

Lily, honey, did daddy pick you up early from preschool today? No.

Case closed.

We didn't go.

Case opened.

We went shopping.

That's enough.

We bought matchy hats.

You are going to your room.

You're both going to her room.

Do we spend a lot of time together? Yes.

Do we have a special bond? Absolutely.

But do I coddle her more than any other loving parent? Mm-hmm.

It's possible.

And for Lily's sake, I should probably work on that.

No, you calm down! This is how I talk when somebody accuses my Manny of stealing.

- Who is that? - It's the principal.

He's saying that Manny stole some girl's locket.

What, do you think that all Colombians are criminals because a Colombian necktie is a symbol of violence all over the world? No, no, I'm not threatening you.

Okay.

Apology accepted.

No, I didn't mean anything about the necktie.

I just-- I was trying to make a point.

Could you "L" A little less "O L"? Don't you see what I'm trying to do here? Die alone? Girls, dinner! You know, why does Luke get his own room, and I still have to share with you? I can't take it anymore.

Me either, even if it is just for one more year When I leave for college.

It is one more year or when you leave for college? Because those happen to be two different things.

So I hear this little voice coming from the cans and it's like "Help! I fell in the peaches!" That's Mom! - Hilarious! - So hilarious.

I'm like, "Claire?" You might wanna tell them that it was you who pushed me into the peaches in the first place.

This again? I wasn't even near you.

Yes, you were! You knocked me with the cart.

It was completely your fault.

Well, let's just agree to disagree.

No.

I-I disagree to disagree.

Then you agree.

No.

No, I don't, because I'm right.

Okay, Claire.

You're right.

As usual.