22. Disneyland (第3季)【完整台词】

Please, please, please, please.

Okay, what is this? We're making sure I'm tall enough to ride all the rides at Disneyland.

Without having to spike up my hair.

Buddy We are good to go.

Sweet! I have been waiting for this day ever since the doctor pointed to the ultrasound of your mom's womb and said, "either that's a fifth limb, or you got a boy.

" Okay, no.

Gross.

All right I want everybody to eat a lot at home because "the happiest place on earth" is also home to the most expensive churro on Earth.

Come on.

This is gonna be awesome.

Who doesn't love a day at Disneyland? Can't you and mom go without me? You're the kid.

I think we need you to get in.

Well, it couldn't come on a worst day.

The technology sector is tanking.

We're doing a stock market project in school, and today's the last day.

We all get a thousand fake dollars to invest, and as the market closed yesterday, I'm in the lead.

I may not be the tallest or the most athletic, but someday I will be the richest, which is good because the ladies love that, and I've grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle.

Do you really wants girls who only want you for your money? I'd like to have that option.

Manny, put the stock away and put your ears on.

Mom, I don't think you have to wear one of these.

Be a kid! Put them on! Really? Those shoes? What? Do you know how much walking you have to do at Disneyland? Why do you think they have so many fat people on scooters? when I say, "take a jacket.

" "Don't tell me what to do! I'm fine!" Huh? And you're not fine.

You're cold and shivering, and I look like the jerk who won't give his wife a jacket, so I do, and then I'm cold and shivering, and I brought a jacket.

Are you done with your boring jacket story? Because we're going to hit traffic.

Tell you one thing.

I'm not gonna give you my shoes.

Ah! That must be Ethan.

Who's Ethan? Didn't I tell you? My friend Bethenny's nephew is coming with us today.

He moved to town to go to college.

He's very nice, very smart, big hockey player.

I know what you're doing.

Really? She was so subtle.

Haley has a thing for bad boys, which was so me.

Clearly.

So if she's going to be leaving the nest soon, we'd prefer it was not on the back of a motorcycle.

My college roommate had a motorcycle.

Man, I had some good times on the back of that thing.

I can't believe you did this.

I'm not gonna babysit Bethenny's nephew.

Alex can have him.

Okay, I don't need your rejects.

Hi.

Hi, Ethan! I'm so glad you could make it.

Thanks for inviting me.

Sure.

Hi.

I'm Al-- My 14-year-old sister.

Ethan, was it? Yeah.

And that's my grandpa and his wife Gloria and her son Manny.

Wow.

You guys have a big family.

Big family.

She likes him! Yeah, who wouldn't? Where'd you find him, a Tommy Hilfiger catalog? He got a 2200 on his S.

A.

T.

s.

And those eyes Okay, did you get him for Haley or for you? Mitchell.

You know, I haven't been here since dad brought us when we were kids.

Ohh, yeah.

Remember? You cried in the Abraham Lincoln thing.

Hey, he's a great president, and it was the first robot I ever saw.

When Claire and Mitchell were young, their mom and I were gonna take them to Disneyland.

But that morning, Dede and I got in this huge fight over something or other-- surprise, surprise-- and I ended up taking them on my own.

Claire's biggest fear was running into the evil queen.

My biggest fear was that I married her.

Okay, people over 46 inches, first stop-- Indiana Jones! Have fun on the teacups, Lily.

Okay, let's do this.

Oh, okay, wait just a second here, everybody.

All right.

Is that a leash? No, it's a child safety tether.

This way, sweetie.

It-- it's a leash.

Don't-- don't judge us.

Go on.

We have a runner.

Lily is going through a phase-- at least Oh, we hope it's a phase.

She bolts every chance she gets.

Lily! Lily! Lily! So we had no choice to put her on a child safety tether.

It's a leash.

And we did have a choice.

Lily, sweetie, don't pull.

Lily, heel! Dad.

If I'd had known you guys were gonna do this, I'd have brought Stella.

It was Cam's idea.

So much for the united front.

I'll have you know, despite all your jokes, Lily enjoys it.

Okay, sweetie, you're not helping.

You're not helping.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You guys, is that Dylan? What? Oh, jeez.

Dylan?! Oh.

Hey! Uh, what are you I didn't even know you were in town.

Either did I Know you were in town.

This town.

Anaheim.

I thought you were still in Wyoming.

I was, uh But, um Oh, shoot.

You know, I, uh, gotta meet up with some friends and I'm really late.

It was nice to see you, Haley, and everybody.