10. Diamond in the Rough (第4季)【完整台词】

Haley, hurry up! You don't have much time, and I made chocolate chip pancakes.

Mom, I'm not 12.

Dibs on hers.

Honey, you excited about your first day? You know what? I really am.

There's something about going to work that makes you feel like you're I don't know, worth something.

No offense, mom.

Listen I wanna give you some advice.

Do it fast.

She's gonna be late.

Work hard.

Keep your eye on the ball.

Stay focused.

Never Check it out! Cam in overalls! Mitchell sent me the same text! Why "Look what you've done"? Oh, because Cam is helping me out with that baseball field, and Mitchell hates it when he gets all farmed up.

His turn-offs are farm, Fizbo, And, worst of all, Farmbo.

Howdy, life pardner! Well, I gotta go.

Don't wanna be late for my first-- Oh, my god! Why didn't you guys tell me the time?! So what do you think? Can we turn this into a baseball field? Oh, yeah.

No problem.

You know, back on the farm, I once turned an acre of corn into a snowflake-shaped maze.

It'd still be there if our neighbor Billy Bob Sheinberg hadn't seen it from his crop duster and said it looked like a swastika.

So how good's Luke's team anyway? Well, you may have seen them on youtube under "Boy stuck in batting helmet" or "Pitcher beans self.

" But a few of them went through puberty early this year, so They say it's because of hormones in our milk.

But whatever it is, they really jacked up.

Luke and Manny's team tied for the final spot in the playoffs, but since nobody was expecting it, all the fields were booked.

The other team wanted to settle with a coin flip.

We said "Rock paper scissors.

" That's when talks broke down.

So what do you do when you can't find a field? You build one.

And we got the last laugh, 'cause guess what I found there? Rocks, paper, and scissors.

- I see home plate up here.

- Mm-hmm.

I see pitcher's mound in here, And I see little boys' dreams coming true everywhere.

I found a dead snake! It's perfect.

Not dead! Not dead! I'm gonna be mother of the year.

And this is our dining room, where we eat.

And this is our kitchen, where we also eat.

Who are you talking to? It looks like you lost your tour.

Or your mind.

The baby.

Shorty's girlfriend Darlene send it to me.

She said it's for prenatal bonding.

I love it.

We took a tour of the house.

We took a look at all my shoes.

Come on, Jay.

Say something to the baby.

Darlene's an idiot.

Oh, yeah, beautiful.

Your first words to our baby-- "Darlene is an idiot.

" This is stupid.

The baby's only 2 inches away.

He doesn't need speakers blasting at him.

Like in restaurants nowadays where you can't even hear yourself think.

Ah, you're gonna do whatever you want.

Why do I bother? Get used to that.

Sometimes you just gotta let him go.

Then he eats some sherbet and falls asleep.

Okay, I'll chalk the field with this bad boy.

And while you're doing that, I will get the bases.

We make such a good team.

Why does your friend have a chalker? Oh, he used it to propose to a skywriter.

Oh, ma'am? Ma'am, do you need help with that? Oh, yes.

Please.

Is this your house? I'm moving in with my son.

He's rich.

Phone by the toilet rich.

All right, so have you lived here a long time? I moved here in '62 to be an actress.

I had one line in a "Rockford files.

" "He went out the back.

," Who went out the back? That was you.

Well, you're all set here.

You're not interested in the place, are you? - Oh, no, thank you.

- Yes-- yes, we are.

Yes.

Yes, we are.

- Come on.

- Okay.

You gotta keep your eyes open.

It's not natural when a ball is hurtling at your face.

Will you choke up a little? Probably when they play the national anthem.

No, move your hands up the bat.

"When they play the national anthem.

" I had a perfect record-- a single inning.

Then the McCoy twins' grandma dies, and suddenly I'm starting at right field.

What does that even mean? Is it the same as stage right? All right, ready? Nice and easy.

I haven't even thrown it yet.

Then it's your fault.

I'm doing my part.

Forget it.

We need to do something different.

Let's change your stance.

Try leaning in.

Further.

Now close your eyes.

Ah! Perfect! You think you can do that every time? What, get hit on purpose? If you wanna get on base and be a hero.

Some men are born into greatness.

Others have it chucked at their face.

Yes! Okay, Mrs.

Brooks, thank you very much.

We'll be in touch very soon.

Say it one more time.