11. New Year's Eve (第4季)【完整台词】

Jay? Have you seen the grapes? - Yeah, I ate them.

- Why would you eat the grapes? They were in a bowl, they were washed, I paid for them.

They were for the New Year's.

Oh, right.

What's that goofy thing again? It's not goofy.

It's a tradition.

At midnight, you eat 12 grapes, you make 12 wishes, one for each month of the year.

And you really think that works? Five years ago, I was a single mother living in a slum.

Today, I'm driving to Palm Springs in my new car with my rich husband.

You do what you want.

I'm eating the grapes.

For New Year's Eve, we're taking Phil and Claire and Mitch and Cam to this amazing hotel I used to go to in Palm Springs.

They got a whole package-- dinner, dancing, toast at midnight.

I mean, what more do you need? - Grapes.

- I said we'd stop on the way.

Haley, it's New Year's Eve.

Are you sure you don't wanna go to a party or something? And listen to all my friends talk about how awesome college is? I know how awesome college is.

That's what got me kicked out.

Well, I'm sure Uncle Mitchell will feel much better leaving Lily here knowing that you're in charge.

You know you're really in charge, right? How do you know I don't have a party? Okay, fine.

Lily, are you ready for your big sleepover with your cousins? Who's watching me? - Haley.

- I'm serious.

Alex.

Okay, let's go.

Every New Year's Eve, it's like, "what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?" So we were happy that Jay planned this whole thing.

It really, you know, takes the pressure off of having to outdo ourselves.

Yeah, and how are we gonna possibly top last year? Oh.

Did we miss it? - Mm? - It's only 10:00.

- What? - It's only 10:00.

- What? - It's only 10:00.

Place is smaller than I remember.

Smaller's your issue? When was the last time that you were here, Jay? Not that long ago.

So when I was 2? I don't like when you do that.

I checked the web site.

The pictures looked beautiful.

Oh! Lizard.

Huh? Never trust pictures on the Internet.

Shoot it from the right angle, you can make anything look bigger and better.

Houses, you pervs.

He's a realtor.

I thought I heard voices.

Robby! I told you! It's people.

Oh, my God.

That's me in 20 years! Okay, you be her, and I'll be whoever left her.

Uh, we're checking in.

It's under Pritchett.

Jay Pritchett.

Three rooms.

You've been with us before.

How old is that book? Oh, there is something sticky over here.

Robby! It came back.

It's not possible.

Okay, so the place is not what it used to be.

But we're gonna have fun.

Dining in the starlight room, little dancing with the Shelley Stroman trio.

Oh, there's just two left.

Here are your keys.

Check out's at 11:00, but if you wanna stay longer-- No, 11:00 is good.

Yeah.

Here we go.

Is there anything wrong? No, no.

No, we were just hoping for something - a little more romantic.

- Come on, now.

It's not that bad.

- What's in there? - Nothing.

If you're looking for romance, there's a secluded hot spring nearby.

- Kind of a hidden gem.

- Huh? Just follow the path right by the 12th hole of the golf course.

Wow.

That sounds kinda nice.

Secluded.

Natural.

- Sexy.

- Sexy.

What do you think, Phil? Does it smell like eggs? Some of them smell like eggs.

It's been a while since Phil and I The whole month of December? Or a quick you know? It's embarrassing, and it's not like us.

That's making me anxious, which is why I really need to get Thanks again.

Yeah, that's yours to keep.

Okay.

Bye now.

I say we bag dinner with my dad, and go find that hot spring.

Honey, we can't just ditch your father.

He wanted us all to be together.

We are always together.

Oh, my God, what are we gonna hear that we've never heard before? Mitch and Cam's inspiring story of how Lily saved that kid with the heimlich? Please.

She hugged him, and he spit his gum out.

I say we get a bottle of champagne, look up at the stars, forget our bathing suits.

- That does sound hot.

- Mm-hmm.

But I'd just be thinking about your dad the whole time.

I'm gonna hop in the shower.

What's in there? - Nothing.

- Oh.

Oh, perfect.

No, great.

If we need any socks, someone left one in the bed.

Oh, my gosh.

There is no way Crispin stays here when he comes to The Beacon.

What's The Beacon? The club that he's always raving about.

It's right down the street.