12. Party Crasher (第4季)【完整台词】

So we're going to Santa Barbara to pick up the bassinet.

Or we can save five hours and go around the corner to Baby Town.

What are you doing all day? - Jay! - It's fine, mom.

No, it's not fine.

Today's Manny's birthday.

Aw, jeez.

I'm sorry, kid.

Don't worry.

Reuben's family's taking me for a birthday lunch.

You see? Even the Reubens remembered.

We'll be back at 6:00, and we're taking you to a special birthday dinner.

Okay? - We are? - Jay! I'm sorry, kid.

I wasn't sorry.

It was a setup.

We're throwing him a big surprise birthday party.

And he totally fell for it, the little jerk.

I mean, that's the whole point of a surprise party.

You take someone who you really love and you play 'em like a fool.

That's not the whole point of all this.

Manny has been feeling a little bit neglected, and I wanted to give him the most special day.

This is the last birthday that it's only going to be the three of us.

I can't wait to see the little dope's face.

And then that smug Carol Chu was all, "you can't dig without an environment impact study.

" And them I was like, "bam!" And then I slapped the study onto Charlie's desk, and Carol was like, "but--but--but--" and then I was like, "chu on that!" You said that? Well, not with my mouth.

With my eyes and my swivel.

So how was your day at work? Oh, you know, fine.

Yeah? I'm an idiot.

I know Cam's been struggling since he went back to teaching.

The students, the faculty-- none of it's clicking.

The last thing he needed was me going on about my latest work triumph.

And then it got worse.

Come on, daddy.

It's time for our wedding.

- What's happening? - Oh, Lily and I are gettin' married.

Uh, what's happening? When she proposed, I thought it was a little weird, but then I read it's a phase that some girls go through.

So oh, no, well, I just think it's the cutest thing ever.

Here, dad.

I made you this ring.

Cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute! Do you have a ring for me? Well, Lily, it wouldn't be a wedding without a ring.

- Yay.

- Loving this! Daddy, move.

Okay, I guess I'll just go sit on the groom's side.

Oh, come on, Cam.

It's fun.

Oh, it's fun.

It's--it's super fun! You finally got married! Hooray! Oh! Are you okay, sweetie? What do you think?! This is very rare indeed.

Geekus nerdipithicus in its natural habitat, - alone as usual.

- Mine.

Hey, give it back.

Gloria asked me to record Manny's birthday.

Mom! Alex, give it back to your brot-- Mmm, sorry.

I tried to care.

This is everything I made at the boutique last week.

I'm not gonna have any money left for me.

Should've thought of that before you got thrown out of school.

You live here, you pay rent.

You used to be fun.

You used to be-- what? Oh, yeah, at college.

Uh, hang on.

Wait.

Gloria says that we are surprising Manny 6:00 tonight, but she wants us there at 4:00, which means she's expecting us to do the setup.

I say we leave here around 5:00.

Great.

That's Kenny from work.

Oh, I'll get it.

We're going to a street fair, so we'll just meet you guys at the party.

Oh.

You've been spending a lot of time - with this Kenny from work.

- Stop it right now.

Is it gettin' romantic? - N-- - Yeah - Well - Yeah.

Mom, this is Kenny.

And, dad, you already met.

Uh, yeah.

First of all, Kenny, sick ponytail.

Oh, thanks, man.

- Kenny designs jeans for our boutique.

- Uh-huh.

Oh! That reminds me.

I got something for you.

What are you, a 32-34? What are you, 36, 38? - What are you, in my mind? - Put 'em on your body.

Will do.

Will do.

Phil, honey, d-- Uh-- Kenny is kind of a big deal.

What does that fashion web site call you again? A "Jean-ius.

" Spelled like "jeans.

" - Oh.

- Mortifying.

- And a "rack star.

" - Ohh.

Hey, what was the headline again? Oh, yeah.

"He's denim-ite.

" What an embarrassing week you've been having.

- Ooh.

Yeah.

- Mm.

I'm just trying to stay fresh creatively, you know? Made my bones in men's apparel, and now I'm working with these local boutiques Just trying to get into girls' jeans.

- Phil! - There's no Phil here! These jeans just slipped on me so perfectly, my name must be pantsarella.

- Boom! - Comfortable, right? - Like a diaper.

- Mm.

- Well, we should get going.