13. Fulgencio (第4季)【完整台词】

As great as it is bringing a baby home from the hospital, there's one sound you absolutely dread waking up to Relatives.

I really never saw this wedding pictures, mama.

How handsome and young papa looks.

Ay, it makes me sad.

Ay, I know that you miss him.

No.

Look at my ass.

There are two things in that picture I don't have anymore.

Sonia, can I help you? No, no, she's fine.

It keeps her busy.

We need more corn.

Gloria, where is your garden? I will harvest some.

They don't live that way, honey.

Gloria, give me the keys.

We'll go to the market.

Hey, you're all awake.

I didn't hear you.

Oh, look at my two handsome men.

Mi niño, Fulgencio Umberto.

You know, about the name, we're not entirely sure Sonia, vámonos.

Good-bye, Fulgencio.

Say good-bye to Fulgencio.

Good-bye, Fulgencio.

His name is Joe.

You tell her that we're not naming him after her dead husband or his father before him.

- His name was-- - Please don't say it again.

Jay, I cannot go against my mother's will.

But she likes you.

Maybe if you convince her Fulgencio Umberto-- the initials are F.

U.

Pritchett.

Which is exactly the way it feels right now.

Is there some kind of dress code for godparents? You're not wearing a fedora, Phil.

Can you pick up the dry cleaning? That sounds like an offer I can't refuse.

Yeah, we're not doing that.

So I got delayed picking up Lily from dance class.

Now Gloria's got me running around doing a thousand things for christening.

Son of a bitch.

It's not that bad, really.

I'm just--I'm venting.

I couldn't believe it.

Somebody's balloons were blocking my billboard.

Philboard.

My philboard.

Can we wear the same outfits at Crispin's party that we're wearing to the baptism? Oh, you know what? I don't know.

Because you wanna be subdued at church and then fabulous at night.

You know who would make a fortune? The designer who comes up with the little black dress for men.

I'm bored.

I know, sweetie, but daddies are talking about what we're gonna wear tonight, and that's a difficult conversation.

- Cry me a river.

- Lily.

I-I'm not loving this attitude.

You seem a little mean.

Sorry.

Should I call you a wah-mbulance? Oh, my gosh.

She has been so snarky lately.

I know.

I've actually been getting nervous when we're making her late for something.

Because of what she said the other day? - "Today, ladies.

" - Hurtful.

You know, she hears us doing it, so we--we should try and be less negative.

Model some better behavior.

Yeah.

Well, you know, if it's a model she needs, she's come to the right place.

Oh, boy.

Hmm.

I wish Lily was in here so she could hear me not comment on that.

I get it.

You're modeling.

Hey, it's Phil Dunphy again.

I-I got cut off by your machine.

I'm, uh, not sure where I left off there, but I'll attempt to be brief, as I do appreciate when people do the same for me.

Anyhoo, uh, your balloons are co-- Damn it! Is anyone home? Mom! I need her first.

Mom! - She's out.

- Why is she always gone when we need an adult? - I can help.

- What's with the cage? - Science project.

- Mom, where are you? - Out.

It's just the three of us.

- Four.

- I need her.

- Rats.

I know, right? Guys, I'm right here.

What do you need? - No, it's okay.

- We're good.

- Okay, never mind.

- No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Family meeting.

Everybody grab some 'za.

We're gonna talk about this.

Listen, I know you guys like to go to mom because she's Mr.

tough guy problem-solver.

She gets results.

Yeah, she does.

She does.

You're right.

Like the last time we got pizza from our favorite place here.

Remember that? We got shortchanged, she cursed a blue streak and got our money back? How's that pizza, by the way? - Pretty good.

- It's okay.

- Liars! It's garbage.