14. A Slight at the Opera (第4季)【完整台词】

Okay, hold still, honey.

I'm afraid you're going to hit me again.

Don't worry.

I'm just putting this time.

I'm not the strongest golfer, and I think it's holding me back in business.

Too bad deals aren't closed in a trampoline park.

I'd just lazy-back into a Rudolph into a quadriffus right up the corporate ladder.

Hey, dad, you coming to my play tonight? "Your" play? You only painted the sets.

Yeah, and Michelangelo "only" painted the sixteenth chapel.

Maybe don't keep your face so close to the paint cans.

Sorry, buddy, I'm getting a golf lesson and then I'm playing with a client, but I'll try to make your next performance.

- Phil! - Little busy.

Oh, you always do this.

You cram stuff in the freezer without thinking about it.

I opened the door, and a frozen turkey almost fell on my foot.

I keep pulling it to the left.

Are we sure the house is level? Are you not the least bit sorry? I could have broken a toe.

Honey, I'm sorry for dozens of things every day that actually happen.

If I start apologizing for things that don't happen, how productive of a person would I be? Hey, your golf pro's here! - Hola, hola.

- Hello, everybody! Hey! Thanks so much for the quick lesson, Jay.

Just think of me as a blob of Clay, waiting for your experienced hands to caress and coax me-- First rule of golf-- Shh.

- Okay.

- Good.

If you're going to be a grump all day, why did you even say that you were going to teach him? Because he's how my grandkids get food.

There he is.

- Ay, thank you so much for taking care of the baby.

- Mm-hmm.

Cam has me running all kinds of errands for the play.

Yeah, well, you gotta keep your eye on the caller I.

D.

I have to go to the dry cleaners to pick up the costumes Mm-hmm.

Then I have to go get the dry ice for the fog machine.

Mm-hmm.

And maybe I'll go get Cam some flowers.

Oh, Alex can help you with all that.

Oh, perfect.

Okay, let's go.

We can't be late, or there won't be any dry ice in the house.

- Good one.

- What? You guys have fun.

Go on.

Nothing to worry about.

I got it handled here.

Be careful.

Don't worry, just keep your mouth open.

We're fine.

It's fine.

Okay, can I have everyone's attention, please? Reuben? Hit me with a spot.

That's a little harsh.

Throw a pink gel on that.

That's great.

Perfect.

All right, I will be recording today's rehearsal, but don't let that make you self-conscious.

I'm only using it to pinpoint your mistakes.

Secondly, I have granted full set access to Maureen Schick, who will be reviewing your show tonight.

Oh-oh, she's vicious.

Our last music teacher, Mr.

Namagachi, never recovered from her article, "anything blows.

" But in fairness, I saw that production, and the lead soprano was an absolute disaster.

No offense, Sophie.

You've blossomed since then, sweetie, okay? No batteries in her mic, okay? Great.

And lastly, Marcus Talbot.

Guys, he's feeling a little under the weather.

Fear not.

He's home resting his instrument, and he will be ready for the show tonight.

But I will need a phantom for this rehearsal.

So, anyone I guess I could help.

I don't know how Marcus ever got the lead.

But I know how he got sick-- from chewing all that scenery.

This was my chance to earn it back from that insincere phony.

But first, a silent prayer for our fallen Captain Marcus.

Godspeed, old friend.

This is boring.

Is he dead? No, he's not dead.

He's just sleeping.

Babies need to sleep a lot so they grow bigger and stronger and smarter.

- Hey, Mrs.

D.

- Hey, Lucy.

- Every time.

- Mm.

Well, that's a nice shirt.

Thanks.

I designed it myself.

It's my best seller.

I'm so jealous you know what you want to do with your life.

I wish I was inspired like you.

Or, you know, aim higher.

Open yourself up to some new experiences and find out what-- - Oh, my g-- - Are you okay? Fine.

Just slipped on one of your father's stupid golf balls.

Good, you woke him up.

Maybe he's hungry.

I just fed him, but I don't think bottles can live up to the real thing.

Maybe I can calm him down.

Oh, that's very sweet of you, but he's super fussy today.

And when babies are fussy, they--they - Wow.

- Yeah, I'm good with babies.

You should see him play peek-a-boo.

He's amazing.

No.