17. Best Men (第4季)【完整台词】

Look, I know you're tired, but just think how good you're gonna feel tomorrow when you wake up and we have new shelf paper! I wish I didn't get what you are talking about, but I do.

I just do.

Hey, who could be calling at this hour? - Oh.

It's Sal.

- Mnh-mnh.

No.

Not answering that.

Whatever earth-shattering drama she's going through can wait.

Until she gets here.

Oh, God.

I hope we have vodka.

We don't, Mitchell.

Sal was our best girlfriend from back in our party days, but over the years, we've kind of gone in different directions.

We chose forward.

Why won't this open? Uh, something's wrong with that door.

Okay, whatever.

I have the most amazing news, and I'm super excited, but I won't be if you don't want me to be.

Ready? I'm getting married! - Oh, my gosh! Congratulations! - Oh, wow! - I know! - Who's the guy? Oh, the love of my life.

Oh, so you finally bagged your boss? Oh! Yes, but it's not him.

And I don't work there anymore.

- His name is Tony.

- Okay.

- I met him three months ago.

- Mm-hmm.

He's the greatest guy ever.

And seriously, are you guys okay with this? Of course.

Why wouldn't we be? Well, you know, because I can get married, and you guys ugh! Cant.

So? That doesn't mean you shouldn't.

Really? Because I will not go through with it if you don't want me to.

Seriously.

Not necessary.

I mean, what kind of people would we be if we denied you or anyone the right to marry? politics.

This makes me so happy because I want you two to be my best men.

- Yes! Yes! Of course! - Of course! Shh.

Okay.

The wedding is gonna be super cute, just us, a little dinner after.

- Mm-hmm.

- Oh, and it's next Friday.

- Oh.

- What, it's next Friday? - Yeah.

- How will we have time to do best man stuff? You know, like help you pick out your dress, get your flowers, get our hair blown out? He's never been a best man before.

Oh, my God, we're getting married! We're getting married! Let's have a drink.

- Yeah, we're out of vodka.

- I will see you on Friday.

And initial here and here and here.

Ay, my arm is starting to hurt.

Just a couple more.

What's going on? Nothing.

I have to get this package, but there's so much signing.

Get out of here, you perv.

What's the matter with you? You don't do that in front of strangers.

At least throw a blanket over.

- I am not ashamed.

- Obviously.

They're out all the time-- in front of Manny, at the club, at Claire's dinner the other day.

Phil almost ate a candle.

Fine.

Next time, I will feed your baby inside a dark closet.

I'm just saying pick your moments, huh? Like let Daliya open the door.

That's why we hired her.

Daliya? My mother raised six children while working at a construction job.

She would be so ashamed if I had a nanny.

I don't see a lot of shame from your mom when she's cashing my checks every month.

- Hey, Daliya, we gotta go see Manny's teacher.

- Mm-hmm.

Would you try to coax a burp out of this one? Come here, little guy.

Can you hold him a little higher? I will.

I'm just letting him get settled in.

Okay, we're going.

Bye-bye, Joe.

He likes to bounce a little.

Can you cup your hand - so that he doesn't feel like you're slapping? - Okay.

She knows it.

Stop micromanaging.

Ow.

Cup your hand.

- Hello.

- Hey.

Hey, can one of you guys drive me to my cello thing tonight? Honey, I wish we'd known.

- Yeah.

We got a dinner thing with the Flendersons.

- Mm.

Okay, you don't have to stay, and those aren't even real people.

Sorry.

I panicked.

I got stuck between the Flemings and the Hendersons.

Oh, my God.

Are those new boots? Yes.

I love them.

They're so cute! They are? Oh, I forgot to tell you-- Danielle Gunston-- first one in my class to get pregnant.

You totally called it.

Did you hear that? My money was on Denise Modick.

No.

First she complimented my fashion sense, then she told me I did something right.

Phil, I think it's happening.

Raising a kid is like sending a rocket ship to the moon.

You spend the early years in constant contact, and then one day, around the teenage years, they go around the dark side and they're gone.

All you can do is wait for that faint signal that says they're coming back.

I think Haley is sending me that signal.

And? - And Phil gave me that analogy.