19. The Future Dunphys (第4季)【完整台词】

Yes, I promise I'll call you as soon as I get the results.

Yes, I am aware that hospitals are a hotbed of infection.

Thank you, Manny.

A couple of weeks ago, I had a minor heart incident.

I am fine.

But just to be safe, I'm having an angiogram, which is when they inject a dye to make sure there's no blockage.

It's--it's no big deal.

- We're not worried.

- No.

If something were to happen, which it's not Not gonna.

I would turn our bedroom into a shrine to Claire.

Wow.

And this room into a hall of magic.

Luke, please stop taking appliances apart.

- I'm making something.

- You're unmaking something.

- 'Cause I'm giving my notice today.

- Wait.

What? But wouldn't we rather have toast that's already buttered? I love that you're asking these kind of questions.

If only the springs were stronger, the toast would be catapulted into the pool of butter.

Really strong springs, like the ones in your mattress? You're unbelievable.

What do you mean you're quitting? Your manager just started letting you open and close the store.

It's boring.

And Jennifer said that I could get a job at the jewelry store.

Honey, you need to learn to stick with things.

You just got the big keys.

Where's the coffeepot? Oh, you mean the soon-to-be coffee bot? - Luke! - I need caffeine today.

You can have juice.

How late were you at that party last night? Oh, please.

She snuck in at 10:00 and spent all night reading under the covers with a flashlight.

Alex, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew? - I need to do it more often.

- Exactly.

You need to learn to have some fun.

You are going on that spring break trip with Nicole.

- No! No, I can't.

- Mm-hmm.

I have to study for the P.

S.

A.

T.

s.

Luke! Phil, talk to your children.

All right.

Everybody listen up.

Haley, you're not quitting.

You're resigning.

It sounds better.

- No.

Unh-unh.

- Alex, you have all of spring break to lock yourself in your room and study.

No, no, no, no, no.

And, Luke, coffee bot is a non-starter.

But I do like the idea of popcorn kernels in the pancake batter so they self-flip.

Stop talking! Step away from the children.

¿Quién es el hombre más hermoso de esta casa? Ay, perdón, ¿quién es el otro hombre más hermoso de esta casa? Manny? Huh? I am telling you how handsome you are.

Oh.

Well, next time, tell me in English so I don't miss it.

You're forgetting all your Spanish.

You never practice.

Perdóname, mami, soy embarazada.

You just told me that you're pregnant.

Congratulations.

You're glowing.

Really? That's what you're wearing? Really? That's how you talk to your meal ticket? Besides, those snobs don't care what I wear, as long as I bring my checkbook.

Today I have an interview with the Dryden Academy.

It's only the most prestigious prep school around.

Their school song has 36 verses, and I know all of 'em.

Settle in.

And the reason you're not bringing him? He says that I make him nervous, that I care too much.

That's why I'm not even allowed to bring him to his haircuts anymore.

I never went to private school.

Hell, I never even finished college, and look at me.

That Danish I just ate cost 6 bucks.

I didn't even blink.

I've always felt out of place in public school, like a lone petunia in an onion patch.

You felt out of place? Let me tell you something about your prep school buddies.

When I was younger, I had a job checking coats at a country club.

These smug rich kids used to waltz in there and throw their coats at me like I was nothing.

That was before your high-tech fabrics.

They weighed a ton.

You see that scar? The one you got in the war? That's what I tell people.

I caught the scalloped edge of a Burberry duffel coat toggle.

Still not sure there isn't a piece in there.

Kids will always want to quit when things get hard if you let 'em.

This is a girl who was kicked out of college.

The least she can do is stick it out at a little-- - Uh, Phil? - Sorry.

Look, all we can do is give Haley the time to find out who she is.

Or we could save that time, and I could tell her who she is.

Let me know how that works out.

Excuse me? Oh, sorry, but my TV doesn't work, and you're all I've got.

- I'm Norman.

- Good to meet you, Norman.

What are you in for? - Triple bypass.

- Awesome.

And it sounded like you were agreeing with my parenting style, so, please, continue.

Well, I've raised three kids, and the main thing I learned is you have to let them be who they are.

Thank you, Norman.

Just because he's behind a curtain doesn't make him a wizard.

Dad, I made you this necklace.

It's good for healing.