20. Flip Flop (第4季)【完整台词】

And, as we make our way out of the gourmet kitchen, we find ourselves back in the warm embrace of the parlor.

Easy Duchess, it's just one room, not Gosford Park.

Where'd you get all this sweet furniture? Oh, we rented it to make the house feel more comfortable and inviting.

Don't sit there! Oh, my gosh.

It took me 20 minutes to get these chops just right.

There.

Does that look straight? Nothing about that looks straight.

I love the house.

It's beautiful.

Here is a tree.

It's a pachira, a Taiwanese symbol of good financial fortune.

It's also known as a money tree.

That makes two of us.

Well, I would like to propose a toast.

Mm.

Missed me.

To the hard work of Claire and Cameron-- or as I like to call them, "Clameron" oh! Which is what potential home buyers will be doing when they see this place.

Clamorin'.

- Clamoring t-to buy it f-- - Phil, don't go back for it.

Because this house is going to sell.

Who's the best realtor in town? - Gil Thorpe.

- That's right, - and he has buyers coming over tomorrow.

- That's right.

Wow! All right.

To Claire and Cam.

My sister.

My partner.

My sister! My partner! My sister! My partner! - "Chinatown.

" Hilarious.

- Still empty.

Okay, you know you're my ride.

- To Clameron! - Here, here.

- Cheers.

- Speech! Oh! Well, gosh, I wasn't prepared for this.

II think we should just really thank the people-- - Here's to the best construction crew in the business.

- Okay.

Okay.

Hank.

Luis.

Paco! Wish you could be here right now, buddy.

What? Did he die? No, he's on the roof, fixing a shingle that he should've gotten right the first time.

- I guess the most important people-- - And then to my partner.

- Yes.

My lifelong companion.

- My lovah.

- Aw.

- Mm.

- Okay, Cam.

- Oh.

Who had his doubts about this project the whole time, and never, even in my darkest moment, - said "I told you so.

" - Oh.

Which is good because he would've been wrong.

- Very gracious.

- Okay.

And I'm sure that the house is gonna sell in no time.

Hey! - Hear, hear.

- Yeah! Hey, I've got a friend who wants to buy a house.

Maybe I can show it to him after school.

Then if he buys it, I'd get the commission.

What would that be? - Adorable.

- Oh! I'm serious.

And I'm not adorable.

I'm getting a mustache.

I know my A-B-C's.

Wow.

I guess things weren't about you for a second.

- Okay, wrapping this up.

- Yeah.

To the fastest sale in real estate history.

- Yes! - Bravo! Seriously, it's bad luck to toast with an empty glass.

Dunphy, I'm not gonna lie to you.

You guys did a nice job on the house.

My buyer wants in.

Fantastic! That is great news! You know, when we first got into this-- Whoa, the small talk's over.

Here's what we're prepared to offer.

You're joking, right? I don't joke about real estate.

I joke about golf and Mexicans.

It's okay, though.

I'm married to one.

W-we're not gonna take this.

It's the first day on the market.

- We'd barely break even.

- Take it.

No.

- The market's crashing! - Nuh-unh.

You're in over your head.

Maybe you're in over your head.

Dunphy, listen to me.

If you pass up on this, you're gonna regret it.

I don't know the meaning of the word "regret.

" Here we go.

French toast, double bacon.

Egg whites, dry toast.

Damn it.

Let me tell you something, Gil.

You may be top dog, but you're the one who's gonna have regrets, 'cause this house is gonna sell like that.

Well that's it for today.

We're going to die in this house.

Oh, the pillows have lost their fluff.

The pillows are not the problem! It's okay, Manny.