22. My Hero (第4季)【完整台词】

Oh, great.

We've got the Prius that can make dinner reservations, buy movie tickets, tell us the weather I just want one that opens.

Maybe we should have gotten that one.

Mitchell? Oh.

Oh my God, Teddy! Cam, this is Teddy.

Teddy.

Teddy-Teddy? Doc--doctor Teddy! Teddy was Mitch's one significant boyfriend before me.

Uh, Mitch had recently just come out.

And as he put it, it was hard to love someone else if he couldn't love himself.

I actually said those words? Ugh.

It's kind of hard to love myself right now.

You were the one who said, "I need some time.

I'll call you when I heal more.

" Ten years later Ohh! I never said that.

Time to heal more! That's so sweet and sensitive.

Why did you kill that part of yourself? You know, I'm hosting a fund-raiser for the hospital this weekend at that roller rink on South main.

Any chance you guys can come? - Yeah.

Absolutely, we'll be there.

- Possibly.

Okay.

Great.

So 4:00 Saturday.

I'm so glad I bumped into y'all.

Us, too.

Say bye, Lily! Bye, Lily.

I taught her that, so - Bye, Lily.

Bye.

- Bye, Teddy.

Oh, my gosh, he's great! You're okay making plans with my ex-boyfriend? Um, yes.

It's been a hundred years.

Plus, this is one of the many benefits of being gay.

We can be friends with our exes without all the petty jealousy straight people go through.

Well, I guess I am friends with Pepper, so I went on one date with Pepper.

One.

When are you gonna stop bringing it up? When you stop reacting like that.

Daddy loves Pepper.

I taught her that.

That's private.

Oh, sorry.

But why do you have all of our names down on a list? It's for my school essay-- Pick a hero in your family and write about why you've chosen him or her.

You're still in the running, but I'm not loving that you're drinking wine while watching my brother.

Well, it was from an open bottle of white in your fridge, so It's about judgment, Claire.

It's not the '70s.

We know better.

There was lipstick on the bottle.

There are my babies! - How was dinner? - Perfect.

I had a steak, I had some ice cream, Gloria found a hair in her fish, and it didn't cost us a penny! It might have been my own hair, but Jay was so happy that I didn't say anything.

What? - Mm-hmm.

- Honey, you got a second before you go? I wanna talk to you about something.

All right.

Why is she smiling at me like that? It's good news.

Okay.

You remember Bob from my office? Yeah, Uncle Bob.

The one who did the trick where he pulled a quarter out of my ear.

He learned another trick.

He pulled 50 grand out of our pension fund.

- Oh.

- I fired him.

But the worst part is, I was grooming him to take over the company.

But there's an upside.

He wants you to work for him.

I know it's just a job right now, but you know that he has this thing going on in his chest, so you never know where you're going to end up, Claire.

- Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

- Gloria.

Gloria, it's a cold.

- Anyway, look.

- Mm-hmm.

I know you've been wanting to get back out there, and I always kind of thought that if you did go back to work, you'd come back to work with me.

I-I worked there for half a summer 20 years ago.

And it-- it was terrific, honey.

Listen, obviously, we'll start you out slow.

We'll give you time to re-learn about the place, and then maybe move you up.

You know, you do know a guy.

He means him! It's a wonderful opportunity, dad.

Thanks.

- Could I--could I think about it, talk to Phil? - Oh, sure.

- I'll call you tomorrow.

- All right.

All right.

All right.

- Where's my boy? Give me my boy.

- Here's your man.

Here's your little man.

Oh, love him.

What did I say about these flowered blankets for him? - Ay.

- Huh? He's starting to take after Hugh hef-nerd over there.

Very amusing, Jay.

Let me just get your name down here.

Another brochure from a community college.

You know, I bet mom is having them send these.

Really? You don't think they've targeted you as a must-have recruit? At least this one doesn't have that fakey lunchtime shot of the black guy, Asian girl, and an Indian-- Oh, wait! There it is.

Wow, that wheelchair kid is really cracking everybody up.

Girls, your mom's on her way home with dinner! I never got this.

If he sees it, we'll have to talk about it.

What? What what? If grandpa calls, I'm not home.

What happened? He wants me to work for him.

Like, groom me to take over or something.

I don't know how I'm gonna say no.

Why would you say no? I thought you were looking for something.