23. Games People Play (第4季)【完整台词】

Family fun meeting by the front door, stat! "Stat" means right now! Ugh.

What is it? Ignore her.

She's been in a bad mood all day.

And Luke isn't home yet.

I'm right here.

Where were you? This house still holds its secrets.

You're probably wondering why I called you all here.

- Nope.

- Well, stop your wondering We're not wondering.

And behold.

this wonder! - Oh, my God! - Wow.

I sold a home to the one and only Pete Johnson.

There's only one Pete Johnson? Only one who's California's top R.

V.

dealer.

There's 835 others.

Nightmare of a deal to paper.

Well, and this was his way of saying - Thank you.

- Of course.

He paid a commission, too, right? Yes.

And he told me I could take Jolene out anytime.

Yeah, I named her! Let's take this dirty girl for a spin up the coast! - Yes! - Awesome! - Pretty sweet, huh? - Yeah! - Huh.

I can see where this is going.

This summer-- you, me, the kids, - Yellowstone National Park.

- Mm.

And that's just the Verona, he offered me an Amalfi.

An Amalfi, Claire! That makes the Umbria look like a Portofino! Well, they should've called it the Roman, 'cause that's what we're about to be doin'.

I'm really not following you.

Ten days on the road with those kids? Winnebag-no.

I hate it when Phil does this.

Now I have to be the bad guy who comes in and squelches his brilliant idea.

I said no.

Get it out of my house.

Fine.

Come on, Jolene.

Fortunately, this time, I don't have to be the wet blanket, because even on just a short spin up the coast, Phil will see what I see every day-- the transformation that happens when our kids are locked in a moving metal box The kraken that is unleashed.

I love my kids very, very much.

- You're poking me.

- Yeah, well, I know, sweetie.

But I don't get these pins just right, your bun could fall out during your routine, and it could mess you up.

Okay, let's test it out.

All right.

Jump.

Good.

Spin.

Now give me Beyonce.

Okay, I've done everything I can do.

It's up to you now.

We have a gymnast in our family.

Yeah, Lily goes to gymnastics class.

In one short year, I've seen her blossom from a little girl who couldn't do a somersault Into one who kind of can.

Yeah, and by that standard, we also have a black belt, art prodigy, and prima ballerina in our family, so You know, what we don't have in our family is two loving, supportive fathers.

I'm just saying, she's 5, you know? And you never let her forget it.

- Excuse me, is that your little girl out there? - It is.

- And you did her hair? - I did.

Do you mind helping my Julie with hers? Oh.

Oh, do you guys own a convertible? - No.

- Oh, no judgment.

Yeah, I'll get to work right when Lily's done.

Not bad.

That little leap at the end-- that's new.

Wow.

She's getting really good.

Mm.

You better bring your "A" game.

Oh, my God.

Cam, look.

Lily's in second place.

9.

2.

I told you she's a gymnast.

With scores like that, she's gonna make pre-team.

- Are you serious? - Mm-hmm.

Pre-team? She could make pre-- What's pre-team? Claire! Phil! Haley! Luke! Alex! Gloria, we've been through the roster three times.

They're not home.

But their cars are here.

Where could they be? Who knows what these people do? But my backpack is in there, Jay, - my poem for my poetry reading.

- Calm down.

Didn't you back it up on your computer? What kind of man writes poetry on a computer? You could've ended that sentence after "poetry.

" Come in.

And no questions.

My backpack wasn't upstairs.

What's that? Postcard from a friend of Claire's-- Rachel.

"Living it up in Club Med Cozumel.

" Looks like that marriage went down the drain.

In other shocking news, Phil subscribes to a trampoline magazine.

Going through other people's mail-- keeping it classy, Jay.

Mom, my backpack isn't in Luke's room.

I don't see it in here, either.

I don't think it would fit in there.

Ay, this was open when I came in.

I was just looking for an aspirin.

I thought that I heard some noises.

So you were snooping? Oh, so now it's snooping, wanting to know more about your family by looking through their personal things? Not just now.

Since the invention of things.

Is that one of Claire's brownies? No, they're delicious.

Must be Cam's.

- Oh, no.

- Don't worry.

There's more.