12. Under Pressure (第5季)【完整台词】

Okay, everybody.

Cake time! Thank God.

I really have to study.

Oh, sweetheart, can't you just take a minute to enjoy it? It's your birthday.

You put too much pressure on yourself.

I remember my sweet 16.

I wanted a theme party.

"Moonstruck" had just come out, but I hadn't, so -- No stories, no time -- S.

A.

T.

s.

Here we go, everybody.

Ha Wait, wait.

We all know why we're here.

- Ay, honey, you missed one -- - I know! - I know I missed one! I'm not an idiot! - Whoa.

There! Happy?! - Whoa.

You're being a little -- - Obstreperous?! Recalcitrant?! Truculent?! I was gonna say "cray-cray.

" - Alex, sweet-- - I really need to focus! There is a 16-year-old science prodigy studying cancer research at Johns Hopkins! I'm eating cake! - Hey.

- No, no, no.

Cake! Cake! Cake! Alex might be a little bit fragile after last night, so let's try to be sensitive.

Oh, believe me -- I am going to be nothing but nice to Alex from now on.

If she snaps and goes on a rampage, who do you think she's coming for first? She's not going on a rampage.

I bet she'd let me live.

She likes me.

I'm just gonna say it -- I never trusted her.

Oh, everybody just be normal.

We're gonna treat her exactly the way we usually do.

- And there she is! - Hey-oh! - Hi, pretty girl.

- How'd you sleep? - Fine.

- Your hair looks super-soft, Al.

And is that a great new sweater? Love! Dad, can you hand me the butter knife? No! Haley, Luke, upstairs, please.

Thank you.

Thanks.

So, about my meltdown.

Who? What meltdown? I want to see a therapist.

I did some research.

Dr.

Gregory Clark -- highly recommended, specializes in teenagers, and is covered by our insurance.

I booked a double session with him today.

And since you guys have the open house, I will be taking the bus.

- Okay.

- That sounds good.

She's like a self-cleaning oven.

- Hey! - Hey.

Check it out.

I'm rockin' the old school for the open house today.

I'm gonna put the "fizz" back in "phys ed.

" I love it -- all of it.

- Really? - Yeah.

Because I want to make a good impression today.

I want to be the teacher all the parents are talking about.

Well, that explains the socks.

- What? - Huh? There's a caste system at school -- academic teachers at the top, gym teachers at the bottom.

It's offensive and disrespectful.

They treat us like we're lunch ladies.

Hey, there, neighbor.

Oh, hey.

- It's Asher, right? - Yeah.

Um, I just wanted to let you know -- I think there might be something - wrong with your air conditioner.

- Oh, really? Yeah, I mean, it just seems to be running a lot, even when it's, uh, kind of cool outside.

Oh.

No, no.

Um, my partner runs a little hot.

Not as hot as our planet.

Sorry.

I don't mean to be that guy.

It's just, um, we're all in this together.

Yeah, I drive a Prius, so And that's a nice little gesture.

My car runs on reclaimed cooking oil.

I have some literature, if you want it.

That's okay.

Save the paper.

I haven't printed anything since 2004.

- I was gonna e-mail you.

- On your power-hungry computer? My entire house is solar-powered.

I sell energy back to the grid and use that money to save polar bears.

I'm an environmental lawyer, so, you know, I'm pretty green.

Mm.

So is your lawn.

I went drought-tolerant -- succulents, indigenous plants, rock garden.

My other daddy says your yard looks like a litter box.

She's a cute kid.

I remember when she was in disposable diapers.

Are you ready? Yeah.

Why do you look like that when I look like this? My friends say it's because of your money.

No, I'm just saying why is she all dressed up for a school open house? I want to impress Manny's history teacher.

I want Manny to go to Washington, D.

C.

Yeah, junior congress.

Only one kid in the whole grade gets picked to go.

I think I can make a difference.

Regular congress can't even make a difference.

Don't worry, Manny.

I have it covered.

You just go and enjoy your date.

I have a date.

It's no big deal.

D-don't make a whole thing about it.

What did I do with my car keys? I mean, we're just friends now, but I have a good feeling.

- I know -- don't get ahead of myself.