14. iSpy (第5季)【完整台词】

Okay, gang.

Tonight, the Farewell to VHS Festival continues.

It's been mighty cold in here since "The Big Chill.

" What say we warm our hearts by "St.

Elmo's Fire"? Yes! Couple of wine coolers and some '80s Rob Lowe-- I can get into that.

I'm still holding out hope I'll have plans tonight.

Great.

Two for two.

Haley? Oh, so fun, but I'm gonna have to say no.

I have a photography-class thing.

What kind of a thing? Oh, you know, just an exhibit, like, to show our photos.

Is it something that we should go to? Claire, we just made plans.

Mom, this is a college class.

I'm not in the third grade.

Don't you have nap time there? No.

I have free periods, during which I sometimes nap.

Is it me, or was she just being purposefully vague? Alex, I want you to go through her stuff and find out about this thing tonight.

Wait, wait.

I-I don't feel good about us snooping.

I know.

That's why I told Alex to do it.

I think Haley knows more than she's letting on.

It breaks my heart how badly you want to believe that.

We'll see you guys later.

Where are you going? Riding our bikes to Xander's.

What are you doing there? I don't know.

Hanging out.

Sounds fun.

Wear your helmets.

We will.

I'm not writing my first novel by blowing through a tube.

I don't like them going over to that kid's house.

Why not? Mm, Xander's a bad influence.

His older brother is even worse.

Huge Stoner always walking around in his army jacket with his muscles, flipping his hair out of his blue eyes.

He told me I was looking good one time.

I mean, come on.

Yeah, we'll keep our eye on that.

But for now Xander.

I don't trust him.

Claire, you're a tough one to figure out.

You don't trust bad boys, and yet you married one.

My handsome boy's so hungry.

All right.

Be back in a few.

If Shorty calls, tell him I died, but make sure you really sell it.

It's a funny thing we're doing.

How is that funny? I knew you'd say that.

Just don't answer the phone.

Bye, buddy.

What's all that about? You mad at me or something? I don't know.

Did you do something to make me mad? Because then I am.

But if you didn't, then I am not.

I didn't do anything.

Then I am not mad.

I am mad.

Last night, Jay had a sexy dream about some woman.

Baby.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby! And I know it wasn't about me, because he knows that I hate when men call me baby.

And, yes, people are allowed their private thoughts, and I shouldn't be so angry, but I am Latin, so I get to feel whatever I want.

You want to tell me what I did? Do you want to tell me what you did? I don't know what I did.

Then I don't know what you did.

I'm bored.

I'm going.

Don't forget your phone.

I got a bruise on my arm.

I don't know where it came from.

Oh, poor baby.

And then I realized I don't want to work for Charlie anymore.

What I really want -- I'm sorry.

I can't listen to this.

I need to tell you something, but you have to keep it a secret.

Of course.

I'm a lawyer.

I've heard murder confessions.

- Really? - Well, in -- in mock trials at law school.

But still, I never told anyone.

Seriously, this is only for you.

You can't even tell Cam.

Promise? Uh, okay.

Is everything all right? Look under the table.

Above the ankle, below the knee, what do you see? I'm a little nervous about this, but -- Oh, oh, my gosh! You didn't? I did.

Calf implants.

Wow, and you really went for it, didn't you? No, no, no.

They're still swollen.

And that's why you're wearing sweat pants.

Okay, I was -- I was afraid you'd just given up.

So, whew! They'll settle.

I'm gonna start casually referencing my new workout plan, and then I'm gonna debut them Memorial Day at Laguna Beach.

I personally don't think that you needed them, but if they make you happy -- - They do.

- Good.

I always wanted to be one of those guys running in tights, but I was too embarrassed about my legs.

Well, if you'd just gone running -- Yep.

You're overthinking this, Mitchell.

No joke, you can't tell Cam.

I love him, but he is a giant blabbermouth.

Oh, come on.

He's not that bad.

He just -- yeah, no, I can't even sell that.