Hey! We got a package from my dad.
No air holes in the box.
That's a good sign.
Lily loved having that chicken.
One more time than she realized.
Listen, I just got an e-mail from our wedding singer.
- He has a small request.
- Another one? Since when does the wedding singer send us requests? Well, no, he just wants to change a few songs in your medley to avoid overlap with the stuff that he's performing.
Well, I hope it's none of my showstoppers.
Oh, they're all showstoppers.
Oh, you're too kind.
Oh, my gosh, it's us.
For our wedding cake.
Couldn't you just die? I really think I could.
My dad made this.
He's a world-class soap carver.
You know, once, when I was a kid, I cussed, and my mom washed my mouth out with the leaning Tower of Pisa.
She still blames herself to this day.
Oh, I would have nixed that wedding topper immediately, but Cam and I have an agreement.
We-- we each got three vetoes of each other's wedding ideas-- no questions asked.
And it-- it worked for a while.
I think you're gonna love my wedding board.
I'm pretty excited, too.
- Veto.
- Veto.
- Veto.
- Veto.
- Veto.
- Veto.
I'm sorry I'm so emotional.
It's just the nicest thing ever.
You don't think that I look just a little bit-- I mean, my dad carved through his arthritis! Maybe it's the kicky leg.
I mean, the hours his ruined hands put into this.
He found us in soap.
Today, Mitchell, I know love.
I no love, either.
So, take your time looking around.
Thanks.
I'm helping Gloria sell the old apartment that she and Manny lived in before she met Jay.
It's in an up-and-coming neighborhood with a distinct multicultural bent that's undergoing an exciting urban renewal.
That's a fancy way of saying "the gays found it.
" I can't believe that I lived here for five years.
Even turning the lights on was a pain.
Look at this.
Keep it down, you bitch! Ay.
Mrs.
Rivera's still alive.
I am really digging this place.
Right? The gas stove, the moldings-- they don't make 'em like this anymore.
I'll probably gut it.
Rip it out.
That's what I'd do.
I want my contractor to swing by, but I really like it.
Great.
All right.
Thanks.
- Bye-bye.
- Talk to you soon.
So nice to meet you.
I'm not selling to him.
What? Really? He's a quality buyer.
You're tired of finding renters.
This is a family building.
Generations have lived there, and usually at the same time.
He just wants to flip it.
Okay.
I got a backup I can probably get here in an hour.
You want to wait in there? You walk in that door, you never come out.
No, no, not the bar-- the coffee shop.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Oh.
But we can wait next door.
That's my old hair salon where I used to work.
You can get drinks there, too.
Oh.
Gloria! How are you doing, girls? You finally brought Jay so we can meet him! No, no, no, no.
This is not Jay.
Ah, so you got yourself a lover.
Give it to me when you're done with him! - So mean! - What's so funny? What's so funny? She thinks you're my lover.
That is funny! I don't know if it's "a room full of women laughing" funny, but Ay, Rita, no.
Phil is a friend of mine, and we're just killing time before an appointment.
I hate to ask, Gloria, but my new girl hasn't shown up.
Any chance you could help? Ay, of course! It will be so much fun! Oh! I don't want to ruin my nails.
Phil, would you do my shampooing? Well, I-I guess so.
We've got the time.
Just a warning-- I haven't shampooed professionally since college, and that was only part-time to pay for my cheer gear.
Wow.
That was super-braggy.
What do we got, double sinks? What's the nozzle sitch? Not to sound too braggy, but your mom was kind of a badass at work this week.
It was hard enough with grandpa being sick and me suddenly in charge, but it was just one crisis after another.
Luke, honey, we're going! Fire in the warehouse, surprise inspection from Osha, our biggest buyer tried to pull out of a deal, and I have to talk him off a ledge.
Whatever.
It's over now.
I don't want to bore you guys with this stuff.
So, when I get to work on Wednesday, Margaret is already in tears, and there are two cops in the waiting room, and I say to them, "One of you had better be able to drive an 18-wheeler, because I've got 100 rosewood panels to get to Victorville, or it's coming out of my paycheck.
" I told you guys about the drivers and the bad tuna? - Bad tuna, yes.
- Yeah.
Yes, I did.
Whew.
Hey, mom, I forgot how fun this car was.
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