20. Australia (第5季)【完整台词】

Are you getting this? I'm getting the shot.

I'm just not getting what you're trying to do.

We're in Australia it's on the bottom of the globe, so everyone here but me is upside-down.

It's geography.

It's a good time to tell you I dropped Luke on his head when he was 1.

Okay, I'm up.

Did you drop him, too? Grab my leg, buddy.

Here we go.

Oop.

I come from the land down under.

He doesn't.

I was conceived in Australia on my parents' honeymoon.

It was a romantic summer night their summer On a blanket in the park.

I still have that blanket.

Phil's mom left us money for a trip there, and when the rest of the family, they all just jumped on board.

My mom's grandfather was Australian, and she'd spend her summers Their winters visiting him.

It was a very special place for her.

She always wanted me to see it.

Wait you still have that blanket? Yeah, silly.

It's the one on our bed.

You sure you don't want some of this vegemite, Gloria? You don't know what you're missing.

Ay, I don't eat anything unless I know what's in it.

I've seen this woman scarf down a pig's nose.

Sometimes, one must travel halfway across the globe to get the clearest view of home.

This was my whole flight.

What's she talking about? My college-application essay.

They want students who are worldly.

Oh, why don't you write about our trip to Hawaii when you drank straight from a coconut? I feel like Harvard's gonna get a lot of those, so Hey, guys, I just wanted to say thanks for being a part of this pilgrimage to majestic Australia, which was once a penal colony.

Grow up.

This place was really special to my mom.

She actually left me a list of things that she thought we should do Visit the great barrier reef, see the bush Really? and climb the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

What do you say, mates? I'm sorry, honey, but you know how I am with heights.

Ah.

Is that why you never wear high heels? You guys are with me, right? Absolutely not.

Nah, I'm not doing that.

No.

Really? No.

Oh.

No worries.

That's Australian.

I'll, uh, I'll do that one on my own if I have to.

I'm just so excited we're all here together.

Actually, we have to go.

Yeah, so Back in the day, we knew this guy from Australia.

New Zealand.

Same thing.

He didn't have a lot of friends, and we felt sorry for him, but the truth is, he was kind of annoying.

He was one of those guys that was always on.

Big relief when his visa ran out.

Anyway, through no fault of my own Wait, no, wait you announced on Facebook that we were going to Australia, which is where he lives.

Fergus invited us to lunch.

I couldn't say no.

I could have said no.

Which is why you have Yeah.

Claire, honey, I got to tell you, you really knocked it out of the park on the Hanover deal.

Oh, come on, dad.

That was all you.

No, it was you.

No, it was you! It was you.

It was your baby.

This was my whole flight.

Claire took the lead on her first project at the company and scored a big one.

Best part is, she beat out that arrogant gasbag Earl Norton over at closets, closets, closets, closets.

I wish I could see the look on his stupid face, face, face, face.

So, what's first? I think Manny wants to see the opera house.

Actually, it was a long flight.

I was thinking maybe just Hang out on Bondi Beach.

That's a great idea, Manny.

Bondi Beach is topless.

Thank you, tripadvisor.

Beach it is.

Let's get this aussie party started! Oh, my God.

What's wrong with your mouth? Ay! Your lips are huge! I think you're allergic to the ve-he-mi-te.

No worries.

I'd be a little worried.

My mom said that Joe is fine, he ate, he slept, he woke up, and then he ate again.

Classic Joe.

So, uh, Luke and I are gonna take a break from the sun.

Yeah.

We're kind of tired.

Tired of not seeing boobs.

Watching the natives take nourishment from their land has made me acutely aware of the fact that I am just saying words now.

What is wrong with me? I'm totally blocked.

So am I.

Scooch.

Hi.

How's it going? Hi.

Why weren't you all over that? He's totally gorgeous.

This country's number-one export is hot surfers.

I'm not gonna buy the first one I see.

I'm still browsing.

Ooh! Kangaroos! I'm going to buy one.

Lily, what did I just say? I don't know.

Something about shoes, probably? Your dad gave you enough money for one souvenir.

Don't buy the first thing you see.

You'll regret it your whole trip.

You're right.

I have enough regret.

You got to be kidding me.

We got outbid! What? By whom? I'll give you four guesses.