6. The Help (第5季)【完整台词】

No begging.

No begging.

Stella, you're breaking my heart here.

What's breaking your heart is that sausage and bacon.

Can't you just pick one? Don't worry.

I'm gonna burn it off on the golf course.

How, Jay? By riding the little cart or by kicking the ball back into play? Here.

I'm gonna take Joe Fulgencio to the park.

Can you please stop by the grocery store? Why doesn't the nanny do this? You got to be kidding me! Gloria has fired five nannies.

I don't like another woman in my house.

I want to be the star.

Stars have nannies.

You know that some of this is Manny's fault.

Manny! So, Marie, what do you feel like doing for dinner tonight? You're eating dino-bites because you are a little boy.

Mom! I'm telling you, there's an embarrassing press conference in that kid's future.

We're getting married in seven months.

Or eight months.

I worry about it raining in April.

Well, I worry about me sweating in May.

Oh, well, we can't decide on anything.

There -- there are too many choices.

Fortunately, one of our best friends is an event planner.

- Pepper! - Pepper! Here come the grooms All dressed in fun tuxes from my Pepper collection Ha, wow -- Look at all your ideas.

Honey, this is just the index.

Ronaldo! I brought linens and place settings and invitations and stemware.

Hello.

I'm Ronaldo.

Oh, don't be such a chatterbox.

And go and fetch the platter box.

Now, let's lose this couch.

Wow, you need that much space, huh? No, it's hideous.

This can't be news to you.

You're ruining my life! - These eggs are delicious.

- Mm.

What life?! Get out of my room! - I put milk in them.

- Oh.

It's not your room anymore! Well, they sure are fluffy.

Mom! - Hey, dad.

- Morning, troops.

Claire, I owe you a pack of lady razors.

I'm just gonna go stand out in the yard.

Seriously, get out! I told you it's not your room! Tension between Haley and Alex has been getting pretty high, so our solution was to move Haley down to the basement, which we were just about to do -- when my dad came out for a weekend visit.

Two weekends ago.

After my mom passed away, he dated this woman named Annie, and she broke up with him, and then he seemed kind of down, so I invited him out.

Gross! Those are my socks! They are not! Mom! I'm just gonna pop outside.

I should get her a rake.

Welcome to King's Landing! I am the evil boy king, and I want your heads! Oh, look how much they all love you.

Ohh, thanks.

I'm just trying to match the energy of their video games and whosits and whatnots.

So, I'm gonna play tennis.

I can pick you up at noon.

- Oh, hi! Joan, right? - Yes.

Hi.

I'm Andy.

I'm her Manny -- male nanny.

Hi, I'm Gloria.

This might just sound a little crazy, but I don't think Joan likes me.

Oh, that's not crazy.

She doesn't.

Her husband's always staring at you, and she's worried you're gonna steal him.

- What?! - Be happy, little guy.

This world belongs to you.

I would never steal anybody else's man, especially not her fat husband.

Hey, he's not fat anymore.

I helped him lose 30 pounds.

- Ooh! - Thank you, Andy.

Careful.

If I bring you home scratched, I lose my deposit.

- Hmm.

- I'm kind of a chef, too.

Here, try this.

It's quinoa.

You actually burn calories while eating I-- So, Andy, tell me, are you really happy with that Joan? Every wedding is unique, like a snowflake.

And my job is to give you the snowflake that makes everyone die with jealousy.

- That's all we ever wanted.

- Aww.

So, let's start with a color palette.

I'm thinking Purple.

- Purple! That is a color! - Wow! - We don't love -- - Yeah, we don't love purple.

Not our favorite, but - Excuse me? - Well, it's just that purple might be a little bit bold for -- No, I get it.

You think I'm an idiot.

- No.

No! - No, we don't, Pepper.

Well, obviously, you know better than I.

After all, I've only put on hundreds of magnificent weddings.

Come, Ronaldo.

They're not interested in planning a wedding.

They're interested in hurting people.

No, Pepper.

Pepper, wait.

No, Pepper, wait.

Listen.

No, no.

We can consider purple.

This is just a lot for us to take in.

Of course.

I get it.

I Let the idea wash over you for a bit.

We had also discussed a more neutral palette.

Ronaldo! They're washing! I'm sorry.