9. The Big Game (第5季)【完整台词】

I have to show a house today, so see you guys at Luke's football game.

I'm too tired to go.

I have a midterm tomorrow, which I'll probably fail and I was up really late studying.

She was.

I was up really late doing this.

Don't even bother coming.

I'm quitting today.

I'm sick of this guy on the team always making fun of me.

He's just jealous because you're the one who puts points on the board.

- Why? Because you run the scoreboard - run the scoreboard.

I'm out, too.

But all your classmates will be there.

We ignore each other all week.

It's nice to have a little break on the weekends.

Geez, I've never seen such a bunch of no-getters.

Coined it! Remember, keep a positive attitude, and good things will happen.

Two things I bring to every open house -- my lucky pen and a smile.

I haven't sold a house all month.

Do you see me saying "I'm done"? Never.

Because there is no "done" in Dunphy.

I'll see you guys at the game.

Hey, there is no "umph" in Dunph-- different spelling! Cam! Yes, Phil, I remember your special play, but I think the triple gull-wing is a little tricky to run at such an important sporting match.

Cam has a number of delightful superstitions during the football season.

Well, they're not superstitions when they work.

That seems science-y.

Not sorry that today is the last g-a-m-e.

Well, thank you, but good coaches don't need luck.

We make luck.

See you at the athletic endeavor.

I'm going to call Gloria and see if she can pick up Lily, too, you know, just in case What, you procrastinate again and not tell Charlie you're quitting? No, no! I'm gonna do it.

I just -- I'm picturing his face when I tell him, shaking his head in disappointment.

It's -- it's hard.

- Hey, just do it! - No.

I don't know why you're making yourself so crazy over this.

You're right.

You're right.

I -- I do not want to be crazy.

I'll see you at the game.

Hey, Gloria.

Yes, Mitch, I will pick her up.

Thank you so much! All right.

Bye, Lily.

Good luck with the whole Patrick situation.

Dad, you're embarrassing me.

Well, welcome to the rest of your life, sweetheart.

So, Lily, tell me more about this Patrick.

He likes the swings, he sits by the flag, and he can count to 100.

He sounds like the whole package.

Then what is the problem? He doesn't notice me.

So then make him notice you.

You don't want to wake up one morning as a lonely 9-year-old, wondering where all the time went.

Hey, mom.

If you're at the store later, could you pick up some ice? I'm gonna need it for after the game.

My little athlete.

I want to try out the gelato maker I traded my bike for.

Lures me in every time.

Oh, okay.

Bye.

Dad, you can just drop me at the next light.

I can walk from there, and I got to call Phil anyway.

You did the same thing yesterday.

Why? What's going on with you? - You smoking again? - No! No.

I just -- I don't want to put a spotlight on the fact that I'm the boss's daughter.

It makes people resent me.

- This is good.

Thanks, dad.

- Yeah.

- Bye.

- Bye.

I can see that bothers you.

Well, yeah, your own kid, embarrassed to be seen with you, you know? - You spend your whole life -- - Here's fine.

Last month, a law-school classmate offered me a job at his legal aid society, and I just knew I had to take it.

And I explained that in a letter that I was going to sneak onto Charlie's desk.

Oh, good.

It's you.

Hey! Did you sleep here? My girlfriend dumped me, uh, in an e-mail.

Couldn't even do it face-to-face.

Pretty gutless, huh? Oh, you should go home, get some rest.

I can't go back there.

It would be too hard.

Mm, too many memories? No, we were living on my boat.

I don't know where she took it.

Enough of my whining.

What do you need? Oh, well, I just -- I just came by to say hi.

Hi.

And also, mm, to tell you in a very gut-ful fashion, face-to-face, about something that I have been thinking about.

But I do think that, um, I am going to have to leave about five minutes early today.

Uh, Cam is -- is coaching a high-school football game.

- I'm in.

- What? Certainly not gonna be able to focus on any of this today.

Yeah, I need a shot of marching bands, fresh-cut grass, rosy-cheeked kids.

Hey! Do they still run through a banner? - They do! - I love that.

I love that.

Let's see.

The game's at what, like, 4:00? We should probably -- Hey! Give me that.

I'm -- this is my private cell.

Only three people in the whole world use this.

Two people.

Uh, Claire, is, uh -- is there a reason you didn't sign this shipping form? Oh, no.

Sorry.