19. Grill, Interrupted (第6季)【完整台词】

Okay, Gloria just make sure Jay doesn't find out.

- [Beeps] - Oh, boy! [Chuckling] I just heard that.

You probably think there's something between me and Gloria.

Relax.

I couldn't be more relaxed if I was in a coma.

Jay's grill was delivered.

She's keeping it under wraps so I can be there when he sees it.

Oh, my God! I just got accepted into Caltech.

- You did? - That is incredible! We're gonna have a famous scientist in the family! Uh, not that there's any shame in learning a trade.

Air conditioners are always gonna break.

I looked into it.

It's a lot of classes.

Honey, that is unbelievable.

It's hardly unbelievable.

Super-smart kid, super-smart school.

I never doubted you.

- That must feel great.

- Yep.

Pretty great.

- What was that? - I think that was my fault.

- Me too.

Why? - I do this all the time.

She does these amazing things, and I'm so used to it I don't even make a big deal over Caltech.

I got excited.

Doesn't that count? Oh, honey, you get excited over everything.

You're a born cheerleader.

I I just need to make a really big fuss over Alex today.

That's all.

I know.

You're upset because I said that you were a born There's no such thing as a born cheerleader.

It takes hard work and sacrifice.

- You know what a human pyramid is without hours of training? - Mm-mmm.

Ten obituaries.

Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey Hey, I think my dad is really gonna enjoy returning his gift this year.

Mitchell, I have some really sad news.

Yes, you seem very broken up.

Apparently, I had an uncle, uh, Cyrus who died and out of the blue left me a pretty handsome sum.

I-I guess he didn't have a lot of other kin.

Okay, this is the one time I don't mind you saying "kin.

" Now when you say "handsome" are we talking carpool dad at Lily's school or are we in a more Clooney-Pitt area? Mmm.

I would say more Harry Hamlin.

Oh.

Well, that's not bad at That's not bad at all.

[Chuckles] You know, and this is crazy, because, um I just saw that the upstairs unit went back on the market and Harry Hamlin would almost equal a down payment I'm-I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Look at me, spending your money.

No, Mitchell, it's not my money.

It's our money.

Is-ls this a sign, Cam? I mean, we talk about it all the time.

We should buy that upstairs apartment.

I don't see a reason why not.

[Chuckling] - This is so exciting.

- I know.

I'm really proud of you because there was a time when I wouldn't have even seen this check.

Oh, well, yes.

You know, I used to be quite the impulse buyer.

But I don't even recognize that guy anymore.

I love my new faux mink, Daddy.

I forgot which Gabor sister am I? You're Eva, the classy one, but listen.

We need to keep the tags on it, because it's going back.

- Well, then yours is going back too.

- No.

That's a hard thing, because the saleslady said I look like Dr.

Zhivago.

So, is that a birthday present for you or an extremely late midlife crisis? I don't think "extremely" is necessary.

It's on loan kind of a weekend-long test drive.

Wow.

I walk into a store, they make me leave my backpack behind the counter.

It's an old car salesman's trick.

They're hoping I'd fall in love with it and never give it back.

But I can't justify buying it any more than you can justify that hat.

[Door Opens] - A little early for tequila, isn't it? - It's for Luke.

Not sure that's better.

The last time he was here he was eyeing this bottle the same way you look at me when I wear that strappy sundress.

I do like that dress.

I am going to catch him red-handed and I am going to teach him a lesson.

But first, I'm going to refill this with water in case he gets past me.

We have a little time before the family comes.

Why don't you throw that dress on and - [Doorbell Rings] - Ah, damn it.

Andy, can you get that? Andy? Sorry.

I tuned out when you started flirting to give you some privacy.

[Sighs] I was seeing Haley for the first time since she came to visit me in the hospital.

She said some pretty heavy stuff.

If I'm your elephant, you have a shot.

That's what I'm trying to say, dummy.

[Andy] She didn't know I heard.

I tried for a couple weeks to forget about it and just go on with Beth but I couldn't stop thinking about Haley.

[Inhales] So Today's the day I'm finally gonna have the big talk.

There's a cooler of drinks out back! Help yourselves! Hey.

Where's Haley? Is she coming? The last time Haley informed me of her plans, she said "Ha, ha.

I'm going to Cabo, and you're not.

" [Chuckling] She's the best.

Get ready to see the best gift ever.

Happy birthday! It's a grill.

I got a grill.

You had a wife too.

Didn't mean you couldn't trade up.

I give you the Flame XL.

My client owns the company.

He gave me a crazy good deal.