2. Do Not Push (第6季)【完整台词】

Okay.

We're almost ready here.

Okay.

Now, easy on the filters, Cam.

It's a family picture.

We don't need sepia tone.

You know what other tone we don't need? Play nice.

Okay.

We are taking a new photo for above our mantel.

Lily's not in the one up there now, and we started to get the slight impression that it was bothering her.

Lily, we're ready for dinner, sw-- Oh.

Big smiles! - Great.

- Great.

Let's take a look.

Okay.

Not bad.

Not bad.

- Let's shake out our faces.

- Really? Who took the online course? Shake 'em out.

Yep.

That's perfect.

- Chee-e-e-se! - Chee-e-e-se! Okay.

Great! Okay, um, Mitchell, - can I see you over here, please? - Yeah.

Hang tight, sweetie.

Look.

Why is she doing that with her face? I don't know.

I've never seen such a weird, forced smile.

How do I look? - Beautiful.

- Perfect.

What an amazing campus! I mean, look at these cool buildings.

And did you guys see the turtles? And check this out -- a reflecting pond.

Great.

Maybe you can see how crazy you're being right now.

God, I wish I'd brought a frisbee.

What's so special? It looks exactly like the college I went to.

And we've been here exactly as long as you were there.

Luke, be nice.

Well, Alex is leaving.

Somebody's got to keep the trains running.

Back me up here, guys.

This place screams "Alex," right? It looks like every other college in America.

What am I missing? Good grades, S.

A.

T.

scores, basic verbal skills.

That's how you do it.

Caltech is the perfect school.

For Claire.

And Alex! Come on, we are talking about one of the best schools in the country.

And, yes, it happens to be Of course, we'll support her wherever she goes.

Obviously.

Nothing is more important to me than her academic whatever, but with Alex, the important thing is keeping her close for the next four years.

After that, I'm never gonna see her unless she Skypes me from Neptune, where she's living in a biodome she invented.

Awesome! That means Christmas on Neptune! Every other year? No.

No.

All right, everyone, gather 'round.

We'll be starting the tour in just a moment.

Okay.

I'm gonna peel off and hit the robotics lab to see how close they are to a working female.

Hold on.

They're not nearly as close as you'd hope, and you're not leaving my side.

But it's so boring.

It's like I'm being punished.

You are being punished.

That's what happens when your teacher calls to tell me you cut class.

I'm sorry.

I lost track of time making my movie.

Hummingbirdman -- a superhero whose heart can beat a thousand times a minute.

But can it love? Check it -- there's a lab on campus where they do experiments on you for 50 bucks.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I used to do a lot of these in college.

Sometimes it's questions.

Sometimes they hook stuff up to you.

Sometimes it's just palling around with a monkey, wondering why they're rewarding him and not you.

Well, that sounds great.

You should go do that.

I'll go.

I'm up for it as long as they don't shave anything.

Hey, I'd love the 50 bucks, but I'm pretty sure mom wants me here.

No, I don't.

You can go.

Oh, you can drop the act.

I know you guys forced me to come here so I can watch Alex and get all inspired by college again.

We really didn't.

Yeah, you just got in the car.

I only packed four sandwiches.

Happy anniversary, Jay! I don't love this tableau.

Is that Gloria's gift to me? What is it? I don't know.

Sure you do.

I can tell by the wrap job.

She can't make corners like this, Manny! Only because she's always in such a hurry.

Is life so busy you can't take 20 minutes to get out the straight-edge and wrap a gift anymore? Come on.

I'm a little anxious about my gift for her.

It would make me feel a lot better if I knew she phoned this one in.

Sorry, Jay.

Only time will tell.

Oh, God.

It's that black Panerai watch I wanted, isn't it?! Why can't you be this fast when I'm your charades partner? Hola, my loves! You didn't see me.

Keep her out of the garage.

What are we gonna do? I'm gonna talk to her.