5. Won't You Be Our Neighbor (第6季)【完整台词】

Okay.

I'm taking off.

Where are you going? I thought we were going to give a chicken the best day of its life.

I hate that we keep rescheduling that, but being a realtor man means working on Sundays, like priests and Lesley Stahl.

Good luck out there, honey.

We're all counting on you.

Just got to make it through this commute.

I'll call when I get there.

I'm there! Have a great day! I am handling the sale of our neighbor Jerry's house.

He's selling it and moving into a bachelor pad now that he's officially divorced.

Which is great! Well, I don't know about "great.

" I mean, you can come and go as you please, I suppose, and maybe see what's up with the U.

P.

S.

girl who's always asking if you work out, or -- it's great because we have the rare opportunity to choose our new neighbors.

While still looking out for my client's best interests, of course.

Wink wink.

I'm in kind of in a delicate spot -- stuck between my wife and the guy next door, but I'm pretty sure I can satisfy them both simultaneously.

Okay.

That's them.

That's them.

Everybody look like you're gardening.

Luke, grab that little hoe.

Uh, I -- I don't think that's what she meant.

Is it? Okay, why are we doing this? This is their third visit, and we want to look good.

What's so great about them? They're very well-liked in their neighborhood, they have very polite children, and they are sophisticated.

The husband is a huge wine collector.

Oh, there it is.

All right, this is it.

This is it.

Okay, look sharp.

Luke, what's on your face? I don't know.

What color is it? Why isn't it coming off? This feels like a panic move.

Hey again.

Hello.

- Morning.

- Hello.

Just doing a little family gardening.

See ya.

It's peanut butter, by the way.

We ran out of peanut butter two days ago.

Holy cow.

It works! What is he doing? He's putting socks in a soda box and pulling them out.

Oh, no.

This is like when my grandmother started combing her hair with a cactus.

Jay, Jay, who is the president? I will be when they see this.

Check this out.

What's my biggest problem in the bedroom? Oh, thank God.

It's that I'm always wearing the same socks because they're always up front.

But this bad boy stores and rotates your socks.

It's gonna revolutionize the closet industry.

What an exciting time to be alive.

I'm gonna get my lawyer on the horn, try to lock the name down.

Check this -- "sock it to me.

" How about "soxbox?" Gloria, please.

I'm selling a lifestyle here.

Uh, mom, we're gonna go head out by the pool.

No, no, no, wait.

Say hello.

Jay, this is Sophie.

Hello.

Hi, Mr.

Pritchett.

What's that? Some sort of sock dispenser? Bingo! I'm in the closet business.

And this is a crude prototype of my new invention.

What a great idea.

You rotate your socks so you don't keep wearing the same ones.

That's exactly right.

I call it "sock it to me.

" That's so clever.

It's funny, and it tells you what it does.

Imagine it in walnut.

What's happening? I -- I am so sorry that he's boring you.

No, I like this sort of stuff.

My grandpa Earl's in the closet business, too.

Wait, wait.

Earl? Not -- not Earl Chambers.

Yeah, he owns Closets, Closets, Closets - Closets.

Yeah.

- Closets.

I know your grandpa.

It was 1980.

Earl and I just formed our company, Closet-fornia.

business was great, high-end clients, maybe a celebrity or two.

I shouldn't name names.

Anyway Came to work one day, and Earl's desk had been cleared out.

He had badmouthed me to half our rolodex.

It was devastating.

I had to start all over.

Well, what the hell? It was Larry Hagman.

Heck of a guy.

Heart as big as his hat.

Hey, you're back already? How was the birthday party? I rode a unicorn.

Yes, you did.

All by your lonesome.

It wasn't a real unicorn.

Thank you.

I'm gonna go and do homework.

Don't knock unless it's an actual emergency.

Not a spider.