6. Halloween 3: AwesomeLand (第6季)【完整台词】

Look -- in the hallway! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's super-out-of-breath.

Happy Halloween to you, too.

I'm sorry.

I'm just -- I'm really nervous about this closing argument today.

Is it because you've lost three cases in a row? Whispering it doesn't make it any less painful.

- Sorry.

- Okay.

No, it's just that this case -- it's so hard to hold the jury's attention.

Well, do you want to run your argument by me? - Could I? - Sure.

Um, okay.

Six years ago, Alger Equities took investments from municipal pension funds and private investors and funneled all of that into offshore -- And I've already lost you.

No.

I was just thinking -- because it's Halloween, what if you wore these in the courtroom? Show the jury "hey, I'm playful.

" Cam, I'm an attorney, not Bugs Bunny trying to hide on a train.

I'm ready.

There's Waldo! I think I'm gonna win the costume contest.

Hey, now, honey, it's not important if you win.

It's just for fun.

Picture.

But it's more fun if you win.

No offense, daddy.

You know, Lily's been letting me know recently that she's feeling neglected.

I think it's because of all my football stuff.

That's why I went all out on her costume.

Look how incredibly accurate it is.

Where is that little guy? Come on.

Come to me.

Come on.

Here you -- here you go.

No matter how long he stares at it, Cam cannot find Waldo.

It's crazy.

O-once, he pointed to a barber pole, and we just gave it to him.

Where is the little guy? He's right there.

How do you find it so Let's try these.

Okay.

Boys, what do you think about my costume for tonight? You look dynamite, honey.

Ay, thank you.

I am princess Fiona.

So does that make me a prince? Do I have to keep track of a crown all night? No, you're Shrek, the ogre.

You mean that big green thing? Nah, I don't want to walk around all night with an ugly rubber mask.

No.

You just need to paint your face green, and that's it.

- Ouch.

- Yeah, ouch.

You do this every time.

You go as a princess.

I have to go as some freak.

You're beauty, I'm the beast.

You're Beyonce? I'm that guy.

Well, you never want to go shopping with me for costumes, so I get what I want, and you are what comes with it.

Well, this year, I'm getting my own costume, and it's gonna be tough and manly -- maybe a cowboy or a construction worker.

You know that that's what Mitch and Cam wore last year, right? Damn it! I cut my finger! Ha, ha, happy Halloween.

No, really -- I cut myself.

Look! That looks great.

What'd you use to make the blood? A knife.

I'm actually hurt.

Great production value, sweetheart.

I'm impressed.

Can't believe I've got to go to work on Halloween.

This blows! Don't worry.

By the time you get home, Awesomeland will be up and running.

Claire's busy with work this year, so I'm taking over the Halloween duties.

My theme is Awesomeland.

Which includes anything Phil finds awesome.

It's a pretty big umbrella.

Big, pretty umbrellas -- those are awesome.

Claire loves blood and guts and gore, but who says Halloween has to be scary? Everybody but you.

This is killing her.

At least something's dying.

Court is now in session.

Counselor, are you ready to deliver closing arguments? Yes, your honor.

Well, let's get -- Wait.

Where is Holly? Sorry, your honor.

My bus was late.

Counselor, proceed.

O-okay.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the details of this case are -- are complicated and technical, but they have a, uh, a tragic and profound effect on the victims.

Uh, the, um Pensions were squandered, lives were destroyed, and careers, once so promising, were now ruined.

So, because of this marriage, you're basically third cousins with Shakira.

I mean, we don't get the free tickets, but it's fun.

Ay, dios mio.

What is this? What's up, princess? I'm Prince Charming.

I can see that.

I got Joe a donkey costume, and I got Stella cat ears.

I just hope she doesn't chase herself.

Ah, I get it -- because she's a dog.

I also found out that princess Fiona is supposed to wear a tiara, so here you go.

They had a whole bucket full of 'em.

I love it.

Ay, and you look so handsome.

It's like those pictures of you in the Navy.

I have an idea.

Why don't we put Joe down for a nap and then we go and take a nap, but not the one we sleep -- I got it.

I'm in.

Okay.

Hey.

I thought you had a big meeting.

I do, but I left my cellphone here.

I need it to read at stoplights so I don't think about stuff.

I'm sorry, but that's ridiculous.