9. Strangers in the Night (第6季)【完整台词】

Look what someone left in our mailbox -- again.

Wait, that's like our fifth one, isn't it? It's getting kind of creepy.

Oh, relax -- it's probably just from Victor, that flower-delivery guy I dated.

Who's Victor? We never heard about him.

Oh, because I knew you'd never let me go out with an ex-con.

Hey, maybe it's Dylan trying to win you back.

So, Victor -- it's a closed door? Maybe it's not a guy who's in love with Haley.

Oh, thank you.

Maybe it's a guy who's obsessed with Haley and is getting plastic surgery to look like her so he can replace her and live her life.

Luke.

So they can only be for Haley? Of course not.

Haley isn't the only hottie living here.

I washed the car in my cheer shorts the other day.

I definitely felt eyes on me.

Has it ever occurred to you that those flowers could be for me? - What do you mean? - I mean, like, from my boyfriend.

What? You have a boyfriend? And you thought my thing was crazy.

Alex, you have a boyfriend? You can't just drop that and leave.

Honey, it is so exciting.

Why didn't you tell us? Because I knew you'd get all weird and ask a million stupid questions.

What does he look like? How did you meet him? Okay, I'll show you a photo.

Well, I would, but now my phone's not working.

Oh, here he is.

In the supermarket flyer? That's him pondering the pork chops? What's to ponder? They're $4.

59 a pound.

I don't understand.

Why is he in this? He's a model, mom.

Oh, wait, wait.

Your boyfriend's a model? Well, how did you meet him? There's not much crossover for a national honor society student and a pork model.

Well, actually it's a really long story.

I Oh, well -- it's him.

Hey, hold on.

This is terrific news.

I can't believe she didn't tell us about him.

Oh, that's what you can't believe? What do you mean? Phil, it is a little weird.

I mean, suddenly she has this boyfriend.

She wants to show us a picture on her phone, but she can't, and magically he's in today's paper? I don't even want to say it.

Haley.

She's making it up.

Why would she do that? Maybe she's upset that none of us thought those roses could be for her.

Oh, and remember when she couldn't get a date for homecoming? She said she didn't care, but I caught her crying in her room.

Oh, honey, what did you say to her? Oh, I-I was super late, so I didn't really This is sad.

Alex has great news and her own mother and sister don't believe her? I want to.

Well, I do believe her.

I'm gonna tell her to invite this boyfriend over for dinner, and I'll be serving a big, old platter of "I told you so.

" Oh, great.

Maybe you could also serve unicorn burgers and magic beans, and I'll invite my boyfriend, Bigfoot! Still better than Dylan.

Okay.

I got a surprise for you.

It better not be another baby.

Is there something fun behind the couch? An Edgar Vanderkoff hand-crafted blanc de blanc sofa.

It was a wedding gift to ourselves.

Plus, we're showing Lily that we trust her enough to let us have one nice thing.

When you think about it like that, - it's really a gift for Lily.

- Yeah.

Okay, whoa.

We only get on this couch when we know we're not dirty.

That's why we got her the couch.

To teach her about respect.

Legs a little wider please.

Is that a cookie in your back pocket? - Yep.

- Okay.

Bup-up-up! Hey, nice and slow.

Watching that.

But now that I got you here, what do you think? That you wore cargo shorts to my middle-school graduation, but you're putting on a bow tie for some dog's birthday party.

It's all good fun.

The Birnbaums can't have kids.

They like to do it up big for Buster.

I had my fifth birthday in a break room of a Der Wienerschnitzel, but good for Buster.

Why are you so cranky? This kid at school ripped me off for 40 bucks in a pyramid scheme.

Did this have something to do with that broken plastic pyramid on your dresser? It looked like marble in the picture.

Oh, man.

Where were you when I was growing up? I'd have had your dice and cigarettes before you got to homeroom.

Where'd you go to school -- "guys and dolls"? Bright as you are, you got to smarten up.

You got to be more suspicious of people.

Stop being such a patsy.

How is this for the party? It's my first time meeting your dog-park friends.

Fantastic, but be careful -- some of these guys are single in the group.

What a surprise.

Manny, we won't be late.

I left dinner for you and Joe, but don't eat the deviled eggs that are in the refrigerator because they're for tomorrow's picnic.

What picnic -- somebody's cat going to college? No, some of Gloria's friends are getting their green cards.

It's actually a nice group.

Yes, they're very decent, hardworking people.

Jay met them at Mirabelle's fake wedding.

Zooboo! No, you've already watched "Zooboo" six times today.

We're gonna watch a classic movie right here on the big screen.

You better let him watch his show.

If not, he's gonna freak out.

Yesterday I turned it off, and he bit through one of the pool balls.

Hey, Mitchell.

Hi, uh, um B Renda.

Yes, you thought I wasn't gonna remember, didn't you? So, how's your first week been? I'm getting a divorce.

Oh.

God.

Um well, I did ask, so It's really hard to be alone, you know? Yeah.

Hey, you know who else who stays late is, um, Stacey.

- 14 months.

- Oh, gosh.

Well, sometimes it's good to get in and out fast, though, huh? We haven't had sex in 14 months.

We were married 20 years.