11. Spread Your Wings (第7季)【完整台词】

Well, how do I look? Big day.

I'm going to see Alex.

I'm, uh I'm a little nervous because she's been pulling away lately.

Calls don't get returned.

I don't get asked to visit as much.

Maybe it's hitting me hard 'cause I never went through that with my dad.

After my junior year, we we rode a tandem bike across Mykonos.

Come to think of it, there were lots of fathers and sons there.

Phil, sit.

We need to talk about the ducks.

We hate the ducks.

Again? You have a problem.

I'm hearing a lot of negatives, but we're overlooking the fact that Feathers can now fetch.

Honey, she pulled a wet hot dog bun out of the sink, and you said, "get the bun.

" That doesn't count as fetching.

Please tell me they're not gonna live here forever.

You're really not the one to make that argument.

Oh, like you're not gonna die of natural causes in that bunk bed upstairs.

Look, we have provided them with a good home.

When they're ready, they'll leave.

Could be any day.

Oh, and in the duck's defense, Claire, you can't stick your leg out of your robe at breakfast and then pretend to hate the attention.

Um Why didn't you fight harder about the ducks? You heard what he said.

The ducks could leave any day now.

Yeah, or it could be two months from now.

Or any day now.

Or a month and a half fr How are you not getting this? Mitch called.

He wants to know when are you bringing the air mattress for Lily's sleepover.

You know, for a guy who refuses to buy his own air mattresses, he's pretty particular about when they arrive.

No, no! Don't eat my sauce.

Then I won't have enough to sell at the farmers' market.

- No.

‭- Oh, geez.

Not the fat finger.

You always do this when I put on a few.

I didn't say anything.

It's not what you say.

It's that damn lard dipstick finger of yours.

It disappeared up to the second knuckle.

Well, now that that's over with, I can finally share my latest football-related problem.

Mitchell's right.

I should probably get a move on.

The team left me out of the end-of-the-season prank.

You know, that takes me back.

We told the school board that Coach Davis was a communist.

The man spent a weekend in jail.

Simpler times.

Well, that's better than what these meatheads cooked up.

They just parked the principal's car in the middle of the basketball court.

That's not where cars go.

Why didn't those meatballs include you? They think I'm a goody-two-shoes.

Mm.

I'm not.

- Mm.

- My own mother? Ay, I'm just saying it wouldn't kill you to break some rules.

You're a minor.

Take advantage of it.

I break the rules.

I just prefer to be suave, do it with panache and finesse.

Ay, those are American shampoos.

I know.

Y'all ready for this? I got our sauce into the granddaddy of all holiday gift baskets.

Which one? It's called Granddaddy's Holiday Gift Baskets.

Very exclusive.

They want 150 jars Yay! by 6:00 tonight.

No! It's too much sauce for too little time.

And anyways, I don't have the key ingredient the blood peppers.

And my cousin can't send me more from Colombia until next week.

One spicy step ahead of you.

Enter the Serrano pepper! Chi-caw! No one will know the difference.

I will.

This sauce is part of my heritage.

I cannot turn my back on who I am.

Didn't your hair used to be darker? I'm just saying this is a great opportunity for our sauce.

"Our sauce"? All of a sudden, Cam is calling it "our sauce"? I got that recipe from my great aunt who got it from her mother who stole it from a blind maid.

How dare he.

Fine.

We'll just go get some blood peppers.

They're impossible to get.

Unless you're willing to break some rules.

Why are we back on your thing again? They just so happen to grow blood peppers at the botanical gardens.

Great.

Let's go.

You're adorable.

We're talking rare flora in a secure location.

Okay, so, then what do we do? First, apologize for calling me a goody-goody, because I'm about to lay out a plan so daring that the two of you may not have the guts to follow it.

Should I take my knife? I have my baseball bat in my car.

Okay, we’re stealing a pepper, not teaching its family a lesson.

Uh, okay.

I noticed a few of your professors in those ‭mouth-controlled wheelchairs.

I think some of them are just faking it to try and look cool.

Domo arigato, Mr.

Robotics Lab! What?! Yeah.

Come check out these gloves.

They're awesome.

Any movement, even the slightest motion, will be mirrored by the robotic hands.

Possible applications are bomb defusement, nuclear reactor repair, and remote neurosurgery.

What has two thumbs and any lady robot he wants? This guy.

Dad, this isn't a toy.

Hello, my loyal robot subjects.