12. Clean for a Day (第7季)【完整台词】

1 Why do I still have to come to these family meetings? I'm an adult.

She said, ‭emerging from the basement in her pajamas at noon.

Get off my back.

It's Saturday.

- Right? ‭- Yeah.

What is this meeting about? Are the ducks back? 'Cause that was weird.

They saved us.

From people thinking we're normal.

Your mom starts her new job running grandpa's closet company on Monday, and you know how she gets when there are big changes.

Knockity-knock! Oh, no.

Not -- Mrs.

Clutterworth.

Who's ready to take everything we don't want and toss it in the bin? I am! You get her arms, I'll get her legs.

I created Mrs.

Clutterworth when the kids were little as a way to make home organizing fun.

So fun.

Super fun.

Maybe a little confusing.

Why? Well, the name is clearly inspired - by Mrs.

Butterworth, right? ‭- Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

But somehow she has a British accent.

Yeah, well, the kids were super into Mary Poppins back then.

Still missing a step.

Take one of these things up to your rooms.

Put everything in it you don't use.

Can't we just do this next weekend, or, like, never? No.

I am starting my new job and I want to leave things as organized as possible.

Most people just throw stuff into a closet.

As president of a closet company, you should know that.

We're doing this.

Or, more to the point, if there's something that you have and you never, ever use it put it in the bin lose it, lose it, lose it Oh, I think you've lost it, lost it, lost it.

I'd like to toast my dad on his first day of retirement.

Congratulations on 42 years in the closet business.

I think what I’m going to miss the most is all the closet jokes.

Traditionally on an occasion this emotionally significant, the man of the hour delivers a few well-chosen words.

I would just like to say I'm going golfing.

Dad, don't forget Lily's first flute recital is on Thursday at 3:30.

I would love to be there, but I'm really swamped at wo-- Hell, that snuck up on me.

It's okay, grandpa.

I don't want you to come.

I stink.

Hey, no.

No.

You do not stink.

I don't know why she's so bad.

She has a great teacher.

I was a brilliant flautist -- May have won best new soloist at the Lower Ventura Jazz Happening.

I used to keep my trophy in my locker.

I'd stare at it every time the jealous kids would stuff me in there.

Hey, have fun today.

Ooh.

Nice face candy.

Huh? The aviators.

You're gonna be the coolest guy on the golf course.

Hey, come here.

I'm dying to tell somebody.

Can I let you in on a little secret? A secret? Just you and me? Sorry, that had to come out.

- Go on.

- I'm not going golfing.

I'm taking my first flying lessons today.

I always dreamed of being a pilot.

Oh, Jay, that's fantastic, and I -- I totally get it.

I had a crush on the pilot who flew the crop duster back home.

He had big, broad shoulders and a deep, husky voice that, in retrospect, could have been pesticide-related.

Don't tell anyone, especially Gloria.

I want it to be a surprise.

Not a word.

- I'm your man.

- You're wearing a purse.

This is a gentleman's tactical tote.

And I'll have you know, this exact model was carried by a member of Seal Team 6.

Yes, while his girlfriend tried on dresses.

Knockity-knock! What the hell are you doing? Getting salon-quality haircuts at a fraction of the price! Thanks, Flowbee! - Ow! ‭- Come on, guys.

- Have you gotten rid of anything today? - Yeah, all that.

That's one sock.

Oh, my goodness.

What in the world were we thinking? Hey, gorgeous! Gimme a kiss! I do not want Luke's dirty sock anywhere near my mouth.

- It's seen worse.

- No.

Oh, no.

‭ Come on, guys.

Stay focused.

I can't be the only one getting rid of stuff today.

Wait a minute.

What is Chickie doing in there? - It's broken.

- But every year when the kids were little he was the star of Easter! - I mean, besides Jesus.

- When you squeeze it, it says, "Happy Easter!" Now when you squeeze him, he says, "battery acid is leaking inside of me.

Let me die!" Pbht! Later.

She just took my favorite stick.

You need to control your woman.

That is your mother you're talking about So that's not happening.

I love Chickie.

I love all of that stuff! And I have a plan to get it back.

But maybe we’ll let the Flowbee go.

All right.

Manny, as requested, a few of my favorite clown props.

What's wrong, Manny, you have too many friends? Don't listen to him.

I volunteered to perform at Joe's school fair.

I'm closing the show.