3. The Closet Case (第7季)【完整台词】

There you go.

A nice yummy breakfast.

Hey, where's the little leprechaun? Oh, I think he's still getting dressed.

No, on the box.

This isn't our normal cereal.

Well, because this is the store brand, but [crunches] it's delicious.

Okay, guess what.

I just got an offer to handle a case.

Good, because I think this cereal is mostly sawdust.

It is great, it's just there's, um slight complication.

It's for Closets, Closets I don't like where this is going.

- Closets - Don't say it.

- Closets.

- [ Gasps ] What did you think the last word might be? Mitchell, you can't work for your father's rival.

Hey, wait.

Why does grandpa have a rival? - Oh, who knows? - Betrayal.

Because 30 years ago, your grandfather's business partner and best friend, Earl Chambers, stole his Rolodex with all of his clients and started his own company on a day that is now known as Black Wednesday Afternoon.

Nobody calls it that.

Look, I know that there's some history there, but can't we all just move on? Your father hasn't.

He still crank calls Earl every year on the anniversary of the day that is now known as Black Wednesday Afternoon.

I really need this job.

At least tell your dad first and spare him the pain I felt when I found out you were still getting your hair cut at Miguel's.

Wait, what did Miguel do to you again? He recommended a shampoo for thinning hair, Mitchell.

Maybe we can use this to fix the loose tile in the bathroom.

Hey, Mr.

Dunphy, can we have just a moment of your time? Come on, now.

How long have we known each other? We should be on a first-name basis.

Better yet, a nickname basis, Vitamin D.

Glad to hear you say that, 'cause, um, we have a favor to ask you.

You know how Dyl-- Vitamin D has his own t-shirt business? Oh, I should've seen this coming.

Um Yes, I will model for you, but I'm gonna need to own the negatives.

Okay, great.

Also, we were kind of hoping that Dylan could stay in the basement with me for a little while.

Oh.

He's trying to save up to build inventory, and rent is killing him.

It feels like they're asking for money, like, every six weeks.

I don't know, guys.

Moving in together, that's a big step.

It's just for a little while.

Please? [ Chuckles ] I guess if your mom's okay with it, I'm okay with it.

Oh, um, and could you ask her for us? I'll give it a shot, but it'll be the second thing I've talked her into this morning, and it'll be a lot trickier now that she's fully awake.

Hey, hon.

Do you have a minute? Just.

I can't be late to work.

We are unveiling a new closet today -- the Trulhatten.

It's Swedish, it's cheap, it's modern.

We're gonna grab Ikea by the meatballs.

Listen, I was talking to Haley and Dylan -- Ugh.

They want to know if he can stay in the basement for a few weeks.

Oh, Phil, I think that's a bad idea.

They're adults, and Dylan really has been getting his act together.

This doesn't bother you? I don't enjoy having to get your approval for everything, but that's the deal I made.

Haley and Dylan in her bedroom.

They're doing what they're doing.

I say we be evolved about it.

Fine.

If you're really okay with our precious daughter shacking up with her ne'er-do-well boyfriend, so be it.

I just don't want them sneaking around like we had to.

The scariest moment of my life was that pantsless conversation I had with your dad through the Dutch door.

[ Skype ringing ] How lazy are you? If you want to talk to us, just come downstairs.

Luke, I'm at college.

I don't even live there anymore.

And you have been missed.

Whatever.

I'll try mom in the car.

I really need to talk to her about something.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[ Chuckles ] I'm here for you.

What's wrong? Well, okay.

It's Sanjay.

I feel like he's been avoiding me.

Whoa.

I know.

He's been really distant.

Uh, tell me all about it.

And don't worry.

Take all the time you need.

Well [sighs] he never really texts me back anymore.

Maybe I should confront him about it? Yes! Do it! Yeah.

You know what? You are right.

I'm totally going to call him right now, and I'm going to tell him he can't treat me this way.

No, no, no.

No, no, please don't.

Fine, whatever.

I get it.

I'll give him some more space.

You could practice right now and take a scootch to your right.

What? Who are you talking to? Oh! My brother.

- He's cute.

- Mm.

Hi, Alex's brother.

[ Deep voice ] Hey.

I'm Luke.

Who are you? - Ugh.

- Brie.

[ Chuckles ] I live down the hall.

Just borrowing a dress.

Thanks, Alex.

- Mm.

- Bye.