8. Clean Out Your Junk Drawer (第7季)【完整台词】

Now, I'd like you both to think of a behavior of your partner's that you would like to change.

But we're going to avoid phrases like "you always" and "you never", - and instead put it in terms of how we feel.

- Okay.

Mitch, you'll start.

Okay.

Sometimes, I wish you wouldn't wear blue so much because I feel jealous that you look so good in it.

Now, Cam, let Mitch know if you heard him and if you feel you can do that.

I did hear that.

Okay.

And I will try to wear less blue.

Very good.

Very good.

Maybe dig a little deeper in the drawer.

Well, sometimes when you don't use a coaster with a -- a drink, I get anxious because I love our furniture and we bought it together.

Aww, that's very sweet.

I hear that.

And I'm gonna try and use a coaster more.

- Okay.

- Excellent, both of you.

Mitch, keep going.

Yeah, so, uh Sometimes when you leave the room and you don't turn off the lights, I just feel -- Seriously? That again? Surfacy.

Well, I told you not to harp on me about the lights.

Oh, because this is the first that I'm hearing about the coasters.

Here we go.

Okay, I don't appreciate the smirking.

I hear you, Mitchell, and I will try to smirk when you're not looking.

I feel like if Andy weren't engaged, we'd have a chance.

And if Reuben were just a little bit older and didn't wear prescription shoes -- - It'd still be gross.

‭- I know.

- What are we gonna do? - We should both just end it.

I am not killing myself.

No! Break up with them.

Oh, god.

You deserve somebody that isn't engaged to somebody else.

Yeah, and you deserve to be with someone who didn't take baths with Luke.

I already tried to dump him once.

Hopefully it'll go better this time.

Look, I'm sick of hiding our love.

- If you're ashamed of me -- ‭- I am.

- Then maybe we should break up.

- We should.

No, please don't break up with me.

You're the -- The smartest, most beautiful girl on the planet.

Fine.

I'm gonna text Andy right now and tell him we need to talk today, and you should, too.

I can't text him.

He lost his phone privileges until he gets his Spanish grade back up, but I'll just go hang around the playground till his kickball practice is over.

I'm glad we talked.

Me too.

This is how we're gonna stay on track for the rest of our lives -- By always being there for each other.

He plays kickball? Equipment manager.

Now that we're learning to communicate constructively, let's put those new skills to use.

Thank you.

I want everyone to write down everything about your partner that drives you crazy.

Really? The drawers are open.

Dig in.

Sounds a little marriage-endy, doesn't it? I mean, it does, but not for us.

Maybe Oh, huh, interesting.

Phil, there's nothing that bugs you about Claire? Nope.

Not even "me likey"? - What's he talking about? - I have no idea.

He says you say it a lot and it drives him crazy.

Phil.

- Okay, uh, Claire.

‭- Yeah.

- I love you.

‭- I know.

But when you use that expression, it makes me feel, um Icky.

But, I mean, I've hardly ever even used the expression -- Me likey Sushi, me likey "Game of Thrones", me likey chardonnay.

It does hit my ear wrong.

But you know what? Forget it.

I'm sorry.

I got nothing to complain about.

- Me lucky.

‭- Mnh-mnh.

Phil, never apologize for your feelings.

I thought we're not supposed to say "never".

Good catch, Jay.

Thank you.

As the kids say, it's going to get real up in here, but trust me, after that, once I've guided you through the extremely specific steps in deciding what goes back in the drawer and what gets thrown out, you will be the best version of yourselves.

- It always works.

- Don't say "always".

Thank you.

Let's get writing.

Nothing is off-limits.

These are your private thoughts, and you are entitled to them.

Excuse me.

You think I'm too loud? - Shh! ‭- Shh! How am I loud? Well, you take in too much air and you expel that air with large and sudden bursts.

That's how.

Oh, so you're saying that I am full of hot air? No, I'm saying just the opposite.

- None of the air stays in you.

- Hmm.

The lights again.

Now you've written it down? I'm trying to stick to the small stuff.

Oh, well, congratulations.

You nailed it, because that's real small.

It -- okay, it bothers me, all right? I-I've asked you very nicely to turn off the lights.

Constantly.

It's like we're Londoners hiding from war planes.

Why did you write down "teepee joke"? Debra said these are my personal and private thoughts.

I love that joke.